Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like being called a fire crotch


In Touch reports Lindsay Lohan isn’t satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued after making fun of her with Paris Hilton last month, and apparently her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.

So basically Lindsay Lohan is insane. Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Where we’ve got the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want. I’d like to see this thing actually go to court. They’ll both show up, Lindsay Lohan will accuse Davis of saying mean things, then the judge will start laughing and have her sentenced to death for being an idiot.