In Touch reports Lindsay Lohan isn’t satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued after making fun of her with Paris Hilton last month, and apparently her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.
So basically Lindsay Lohan is insane. Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Where we’ve got the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want. I’d like to see this thing actually go to court. They’ll both show up, Lindsay Lohan will accuse Davis of saying mean things, then the judge will start laughing and have her sentenced to death for being an idiot.
Jacq | June 2, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Look, Brandon. If you’re going to call her a fire crotch at least REALLY set her in fire. She should just kick him in his oily, decrepit little penis.
Spooks | June 2, 2006 at 3:41 pm
First Bitches!
Jacq | June 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#2 – Haha!
Spooks | June 2, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Ok, not first…Damn you Jacq!
kittiesarecute | June 2, 2006 at 3:43 pm
I was gonna be first but I hadn’t signed in so it failed me.
Dr.Rokter | June 2, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Actually (speaking of Nazi Germany) the whole reason Erwin Rommel was “asked” to commit suicide, is because he called Hitler a fire crotch.
pinky_nip | June 2, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Could she keep bringing more attention to this? God, now even my Grandmother is calling people fire crotches in the home.
Binky | June 2, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I think she should accuse him of being ‘Brandon Davis’
tarjamarja | June 2, 2006 at 3:47 pm
I would have thought that a written apology would have been more of a stretch for Brandon than a videotaped one. Of course, he probably didn’t write the apology by himself, but he seems like the kind of guy, who has trouble writing his own name, so he probably struggled long and hard trying to sign it.
aivilo | June 2, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Well, maybe she should consider stopping being such a fucking STD ridden firecrotch. Just a thought.
Chardonnay | June 2, 2006 at 3:49 pm
What is America comming too? Since when are people not allowed to express what they feel about another person? Freedom of speech. This is America not the USSR!!!!! Lindsay just because you’re a celebrity does not mean you can sue everyone for saying mean things about you.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 2, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Lindsay Lohan has so many crabs, six people died during filming of “The Deadliest Catch” on her vagina during shooting last season.
aivilo | June 2, 2006 at 3:51 pm
# 6&7
LOL
I wish my grandma used such terms. And Hitler was almost certainly a firecrotch.
jackspratling | June 2, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Fire crotch! Fire crotch! Fire crotch!
The judge will sentence Hohan to a three month treatment Valtrex.
I’m having my lawyers sent Lohan a letter threatening her with a lawsuit if she doesn’t stop doing so much blow. She’s affecting the national supply, causing dangerous shortages! Oh, and the firecrotch thing. My lawyers will have to do something about that as well.
ultra8201 | June 2, 2006 at 3:54 pm
I would love to see him make an apology video. priceless
http://ultra8201.blogspot.com
BoredBlonde | June 2, 2006 at 3:54 pm
#12 Funniest thing I’ve read on here.
nortex001 | June 2, 2006 at 3:56 pm
1. I can’t tolerate this foul slut.
2. “Freedom of speech” does not mean what you think it does. It does not mean “the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want.” You can’t go up to your boss and call him a shit-eating prick without expecting to get fired. “Freedom of speech” means you can say whatever you want to about the government without retaliation.
Chardonnay | June 2, 2006 at 3:57 pm
I mean I kinda understand where Lohan is coming from . . . I’d be pissed if someone was calling me a firecrotch . . . then again I’m not a gross and disgusting whore . . .
Tiffany | June 2, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Good god… that chick is fucking annoying. Just like the new movie she made. What a waste of space.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 2, 2006 at 3:58 pm
The girl in the background looks like she smells something rotten and fishy.
I wonder what it could be…
pinky_nip | June 2, 2006 at 4:00 pm
@20: a tuna melt
Wild Rose | June 2, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Together now…
He…was…drunk…
Yeah, he’s a loud, obnoxious, pig-boy, but so are a lot of people, they just don’t get caught on tape. Paris is a fuckin’ bitch for encouraging him and if that red-tie guy was supposed to be keeping things under control he failed miserably.
Celetina | June 2, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Lindsay Lohan has every right to be angry, but threatening to sue if he doesn’t give a videotaped apology?! Brandon Davis may be a worthless piece of scum, but you aren’t looking too classy in comparison, fire-crotch.
Chardonnay | June 2, 2006 at 4:02 pm
#17 . . . true, but I think that Brandon has the right to say what he wants about Lohan. That is protected by our constitution.
sharkbite | June 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
She got a written apology… that’s more than she deserves.
PapaHotNuts | June 2, 2006 at 4:05 pm
I heard someone actually caught polio from her crotch. Polio.
Italian Stallion | June 2, 2006 at 4:09 pm
I didn’t know Feed_Me was one of her friends, thats kind of cool they let her stand in the backround…..
Feed_me, just to show no hard feelings I just donated $250,000 dollars to Hershey’s and will release an apology tape the next time “The Biggest Loser” comes on………
Sonya | June 2, 2006 at 4:09 pm
She looks like Slash in that hat. Oof.
lindseyissocool | June 2, 2006 at 4:10 pm
First, stop it with all the 1st bullshit! That is not a comment! No one cares! What are you 10? Second, Lindsay Lohan is just a bad person. We all know it, she knows it and, apparently, Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton know it. Well fire crotch=bad person, right? Lindsay Lohan, quit your goddam bitching about every aspect of your life, NO ONE LIKES YOU.
PapaHotNuts | June 2, 2006 at 4:11 pm
That woman’s nose is way too small to be Feed_Me. Unless she starts to lie. Then her nose will get bigger and she could actually be mistaken for her. But the bitch better tell a lot of lies.
Fisher55 | June 2, 2006 at 4:12 pm
she looks like the chick from the bryan adams “run to you” video. if anyone knows who i’m talking about i’ll be impressed
Fa Cube Itches | June 2, 2006 at 4:13 pm
17: Not quite. Even speech against the government can be regulated: incitement to riot, treasonous speech, etc.
Toonlite | June 2, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Hitler was a fire crotch???? Did he smell of diarrhea too? And I bet he was worth like $50.00…he should sue…..in the same court as Lindsey Lohan
Giggles | June 2, 2006 at 4:14 pm
THANK YOU #17 nortex00 !!!
You are correct: far too many people don’t understand that, and don’t understand that there are still libel and slander laws. First Amendment doesn’t protect people from saying whatever they want to whomever they want whenever they want.
pinky_nip | June 2, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Feed_Me’s nose is so big, she makes pinocchio look like a cat.
sickyb | June 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I can’t believe no one said anything about her stupid hat. If she can sue Brandon, can I sue her for wearing leggings and that hat??
eightiesbaby | June 2, 2006 at 4:17 pm
What charity wants money courtesy of Lindsay’s fire crotch?
Giggles | June 2, 2006 at 4:19 pm
#24 — Sorry, but you’re wrong. #17 got it right. Brandon Davis COULD be held liable for his slander.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libel
http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html#Am1
tsarinaamanda | June 2, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Oh no, not POLIO!!! AAAAH!!!! I guess I’d better get the ol’ iron lung out of storage…anyways, there’s two words for this: EXTORTION and BLACKMAIL. He already apologized, that should be sufficient. Like Lindsay is that fucking concerned about her reputation? Please. If she was, you’d think she’d stop fucking everything with a cock, stop doing clubbing, doing coke, etc, and maybe act like she has a modicum of class. Fake it til you make it, Lindsay.
PapaHotNuts | June 2, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Pinky, will you marry me? You whore.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 2, 2006 at 4:20 pm
If you mixed Feed_Me with Lindsay Lohan, would you get Danny Bonaduce in 30 years?
pinky_nip | June 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Papa: you had me at whore.
sjb16 | June 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
You know I was kinda surprised when Brandon Davis didn’t say the obvious, that Paris Hilton is a walking STD ridden fire crotch! I mean if anyone’s as bad it’s definitely Paris Hilton. That bitch is nasty, and not the good nasty!
Fugurself | June 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Off to the bathroom to give birth to another “lindsay lohan”
Jacq | June 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
#7 – Well, are they?
This whole debacle makes me feel like Nazi Germany. When I think of either of the two, I recall the “fuck!” feeling that you get at about 5:45 when the birds are starting to chirp and the sun’s rising because you’ve been up snorting lines and talking about nothing for the past 8 hours.
Evangelia | June 2, 2006 at 4:25 pm
is the “charitable donation” lindsay’s bank account? cause the last i heard, she was worth only $7 million. what a poverty-stricken bum.
Italian Stallion | June 2, 2006 at 4:26 pm
@44 Mine always looks like a black midget holding a kernel of corn…………
sweetcheeks | June 2, 2006 at 4:26 pm
There was a kid named Michael Queeflander in my 7th grade algebra class who called me a “turd-sniffer” once. So I took a dump in a shoe box and put it in his locker, along with a note that said, “Who’s the turd-sniffer NOW?”
So it seems that the logical course of action would be for to Lindsay to douse Brandon’s balls in kerosene and actually set fire to his crotch. And then politely inquire as to the true identity of the firecrotch.
Dr.Rokter | June 2, 2006 at 4:28 pm
She actually plans to donate the $250,000 to the “Dr. Rokter Soup Experience”, which is really just going to be a giant tanker truck filled with warm carrot and celery soup I plan to spray on homeless people. I need the extra money for the P.A. system to play classic rock and modern country. Both of which attract homeless people.
leciel | June 2, 2006 at 4:28 pm
poor brandon davis is getting so much crap for saying what is obviously a biological fact.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii DARDOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!