Lindsay Lohan is having an awesome week

March 28th, 2010 // 159 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party Saturday night while her feet are enveloped in coke like she’s Pigpen from the goddamn Peanuts. I know I shouldn’t be as amazed by these pics as I am, but to put things in perspective, this is up there with finally seeing Britney Spears dip her kids in ranch dressing. You know it’s happening, but you just assume there’s a team of publicists covering it up. Like that secret cabin where Tom Cruise keeps all those figure skaters.

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  1. Gueibor

    Why, she has an inventive mind.
    Just think – where else can you keep your coke in that skimpy dress? (Bear with me and ignore the coffin-sized purse, I promise I’m getting somewhere.) She just heard about junkies shooting smack between their toes and went “Hell, maybe I can carry my toot around while simultaneously osmosizing it through my feet.”
    She may have stumbled a bit upon “simultaneously osmosizing” (“silmu… silu… whuteva”), but made up for it by instantly developing toestrils.

  2. Gueibor

    Also, pic #11 is by far the scariest shit I’ve ever seen, and I see myself in the mirror every morning.

  3. Monday

    You can clearly see her left nipple.

  4. What the hell happened to the collagen??

  5. SOS

    that doesn’t look like it came out of her shoe… looks like someone threw it at her feet

  6. val

    She’s on a roll. With news breaking about her day by day, she’ll be dead by the start of April.

  7. for one thats not coke because if it was they’re would be pictures of Lindsays face sniffing that shit off the ground ok.

    but if it was yadada, the symbolism behind the powdered feet is that her past few years have been nothing but steps towards the next hit or line.
    or maybe her probation requires that so they can keep track of where shes been.

  8. wow

    You are all fucking idiots. It’s obviously a fucking joke.

  9. i’ve heard that someone has already written her eulogy, poor girl, i feel so sorry for her :(

  10. christopher

    this makes me dizzy

  11. MichMasterFlex

    ha i laugh at the people who actually think thats coke

  12. WTF

    How much fucking powder did she put in those things? Usually that dust settles down before you leave the house. I guess someone needs to cut that shit up a little finer.

  13. Lindsay

    I think its pretty obvious it was coke in her shoes because A) talcum powder wouldn’t help much in shoes like that, and B) the way one would walk in heels shoes that she stored whatever that is (Coke) in the front of her shoes by her toes and with the movement of walking it got thrown back up at her. You wouldn’t put talcum powder just at your toes, hence the powdery cloud she has going.

    This just shoes how desperate she was to keep the leftover. She probably snorted it right off her feet/shoes in the car.

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  17. tracy

    111. MichMasterFlex – March 29, 2010 8:08 PM

    ha i laugh at the people who actually think thats coke

    I laugh that you laugh about that. Proud that you are so familiar with the composition of coke? I personally generally only see it where people leave their leftovers on dirty bathroom counters or clogged up their nostrils in a big snotty clump.

  18. Blech

    Um, April Fool’s?

  19. thebitchisback

    this is exactly why I stopped hiding my coke in my panties

  20. Bruce Wayne

    Wouldn’t that technically be a waste of perfectly good drugs then??

  21. Paul Wall

    The reason she looks like she does not notice it, is cause she is trying not to notice. She obviously just stole a shit load of coke from who ever’s house she was at. I can t believe no one is putting that together. Never underestimate the shadiness of coke heads. Guarantee whoever she was leaving with thought it was a perfectly reasonable way to steal coke. These pics are so priceless if you have ever been on a drug induced bender. Some time you make late night drug desparation moves and they’re great for a good laugh later.

  22. Anne Boolean

    She heard someone call it Bolivian marching powder so she decided to give it a go. Dropping out of school in 7th grade to make “Parent Trap” may not have been the wisest decision.

  23. Alex

    Anyone else notice the areola in the 10th picture?

  24. fireyourhelp

    so shes at the party…. “oh host/hostess, may i have some foot powder?” seriously, foot powder? that much?

    the paps threw powder at her feet? umm are you actually looking at the pictures?

    my guess: she scored some coke at the party and didnt want to ask her body guard to stash it for her so she stuffed it in her shoes. next time she should just shove it up her vag. duh lindsey.

  25. giorg70

    can’t believe people are that dumb to assume it’s coke and even dumber to actually argue for it (see @24, 26,33, 117). yeah lindsay keeps her stash in her shoes- like the rest of the world doesn’t know she’s a cokehead and she can’t make use of that giant handbag. since the ground looks a little slopy, the talc powder is all out & around as she walks with her body weight ending on her toes.

  26. Steve

    That’s Talc Powder for feet…she may have athlete’s foot :/

  27. sabrina

    that’s not coke.

    poor girl. she’s a mess.

  28. Karrie

    hmmmm, it looks suspicious, but that is all. no one has that amount of coke anymore!

  29. cc

    I think someone pranked her by putting flour in her shoes. No one be dumb enough to try and an ounce of coke in a ladies shoe. Besides she couldn’t afford it anymore.

    Then again, she probably is desperate enough to steal from a dealer.

  30. cc

    Come to think of it, maybe she was just going home to do some baking and was out of corn starch? You ever think of that? Bastards.

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  32. Dread not

    Whoever threw that party is one smart mamma jamma. You damn well know that they turned off the lights in the room with their coke stash. Lindsay, being the coke fiend, snow blowin’, bloodhound that she is, sniffed out that shit, right quick. But with the lights off, failed to see the talc on the room floor. BUSTED! Party host, “Lindsay, please get your Bolivian flake snorting, Hoover vacuum nose out of my fuckin’ house! And give me the Ziplock baggie you filled and squirrel up your cooch.”

  33. Sara

    ew her teeth are fucking disgusting. urgh please clean up, brush your teeth, get some nicorette patches and get some sleep coz you look like a forty year crackface.

  34. Lucy Luce

    It’s not coke but that doesn’t mean it is talcum powder. The way it seems to have landed on the top of her foot tells me it dropped down from above. Perhaps it was in her bra or undies. I think it is another drug…maybe China White heroin? Lindsay is an opiate addict after all, even though the media insists on pushing her as a coke addict or crackhead as she is called. Trust me on this, she loves her oxycontin and it’s not a far stretch to assume she’s moved on up to heroin. You don’t stash drugs in your shoes when wearing closed shoes without socks, like she is. It is too humid in shoes like that because there is no airflow and that is deadly to powdery drugs. The bra is the favored spot for chicks to hide their stash and it is easy to think that it slipped out the bottom as she was walking and fell on the top of her foot. If it came from inside her shoe, it just wouldn’t look like that. Look at the photos of her feet again and apply some logic. Nothing came out of her shoe…drugs nor talc.

  35. cc

    What should she use for athlete’s vagina?

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  39. Dim

    Whether it’s coke or not you gotta admit she does look like a washed up crack whore. And that’s only after a few years of parties and drinking and doing crack and eating snatch. Come on pull yourself together man. Drink a glass of water or something.

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  44. cc

    @119. thebitchisback
    “this is exactly why I stopped hiding my coke in my panties”

    Is that what that was?

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