Lindsay Lohan is having an awesome week

March 28th, 2010 // 159 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party Saturday night while her feet are enveloped in coke like she’s Pigpen from the goddamn Peanuts. I know I shouldn’t be as amazed by these pics as I am, but to put things in perspective, this is up there with finally seeing Britney Spears dip her kids in ranch dressing. You know it’s happening, but you just assume there’s a team of publicists covering it up. Like that secret cabin where Tom Cruise keeps all those figure skaters.

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  1. Mike

    First!!

    Damn that’s a LOT of coke. What a waste…..

  2. Mike

    First!!

    Damn that’s a LOT of coke. What a waste…..

  3. Shannon

    Wait…what is that?

  4. pink taco

    First

  5. Ash Frog

    classy

  6. Amy C

    Maybe she just has really smelly feet!

  7. Please god tell me thats just talc. her feet were hurting… she added talc, she was drunk, she used too much…

    Hah! who am I kidding, she just mooched a dudes entire supply and then dropped it all didnt she.

  8. Shannon

    Why does she have coke in her shoe? I’m so confused

  9. pink taco

    Screw u mike for being first. F Off then.

  10. nOM

    haha this is hilarious!! WTF!? Maybe she was using her feet to mix up a big batch o’ coke n mentos… goes down so easy

  11. sahara

    oh jesus christ

    i don’t believe this post. fish is getting worse.

    talc powder is used in shoes to stop the smell and to make the shoes more comfortable.

  12. molive

    um… how about the underwire poking out of her bra/dress?!?!

  13. mfbinc

    that’s baby powder …but it looks funny as hell

  14. Trousers

    For some reason I keep hearing the chorus from Garbage’s “Stupid Girl” on repeat

  15. GossipLuvr

    Wow, Lohan went from being to America’s angel, to a complete hoe…..her parents don’t help either……………poor girl

  16. GossipLuvr

    Wow, Lohan went from being to America’s angel, to a complete hoe…..her parents don’t help either……………poor girl

  17. Nate

    I bet that some jerk threw powder at her. Look it up! There are these jerks that throw powder at celebs.

  18. pooter

    Wow Linds looks bad. I’d still stick it in her skanky pooter.

  19. HB

    I’m really confused.

  20. Bart

    I feel bad for her. She really looks embarrassed.

  21. Mandi

    I’m sure it’s baby powder, but I am still confused as to why there is so much…

  22. e

    her feet are probably so high on the coke thats why she keeps falling down.

  23. GIRL

    hahaha baby powder… are you people for real?? who puts that much baby powder in there shoe post-party, that it explodes out of their feet like that.

    holy coked out feet that’s all I have to say. this is absolutely hilarious, can’t wait to hear the excuse about this one. this bitch is gonna die soon

  24. the thing is

    For all the people saying it’s not COKE and that it’s foot/baby powder….NO FUCKING DUH. IT’S A FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THE COKE, YOU DON’T NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT.

  25. GIRL

    #25.. NO. who puts THAT MUCH BABY POWDER IN THERE AND THEN DISPLAYS A FACE OF HORROR WHEN IT UPRISES OUT OF THEIR SHOE?? Moron.

    She put the coke in her shoe because clearly after falling and being KNOWN for so much trouble, this was her only place of storage. No jacket, no pockets, no bra, purse too obvious…. she thought it would be safe in her toes…. LOL.

  26. dude

    lmfao, i’m the biggest lindsay apologist out there and even I’M baffled by this one :)) it’s like the scene in that woody allen movie where he sneezes all the blow off the mirror–guess i know where it landed!

  27. GIRL

    I am sorry I can’t stop posting because the face in picture 8, the last pic has GUILTY written all over it.

    Priceless

  28. friendlyfires

    you all have mal-deformed brains – you watch too much Hulu – it’s not cocaine nor talc nor any kind of powder or mist – it’s fake feathers and fake fur – Christina Ricci had that same pair when she bricked me but good last month – obviously The Fiery Cocaine Storm relieved Ricci of same shoes.

  29. lLL

    1. Bra wire coming out= classy
    2. Hairy legs= super classy
    3. 35? No she doesn’t look 35, I’m just guessing what age she will live too. If they ever honour her at the oscars I’m throwing out my tv.

  30. sahara

    as if lindsay would waste coke anyway

  31. Rick the Dick

    It looks like dick come to me!

  32. GIRL

    Like look at the progression… pic one she’s seeing the explosion. Look how its all collected as if one mass (an 8-ball) was just erupted out of the pressure of her stiletto…

    Pic 2.. a face of absolute horror as she notices what’s going on. AHHHHHHH best paparazzi deal ever

  33. Modwild

    Oh fuck. Thank you. I have been laughing for 5 minutes to the point of bawling over that opening sentence. I really needed that.

  34. BLOWhan Explanations

    Possible explanations:

    1) She put talcum powder in her shoes because they hurt (not possible; way too much).
    2) She walked around the party in bare feet & walked right through a pile of coke (not possible; she would have snorted all of it)
    3) She stole someone’s coke stash by shoving it in her shoe, but it burst (possible; she’s a known coke whore and a thief)
    4) The papparazzi threw it at her; they’re being mean to her! (WINNER!)

  35. isefj

    Thats not cocaine.

  36. TekMoney

    I don’t know, man… I mean, who uses THAT much talc? God damn her feet must smell like hell cuz she emptied the whole damn thing! That aside… the faces she made on pic 1, 2 and 8 are hilarious.

  37. LALALA

    I can’t believe I’m defending Lindsay here but it’s foot powder! It’s a little trade secret, when you wear closed-toe heels with bare feet, if you put some foot powder in there it absorbes the sweat that is likely to occur. When you put it in and then step down for the first few steps it comes puffing out the sides and front…. she obviously put wayyyy too much but it happends with even a little. That’s all.

  38. KumaTenshi

    “oh jesus christ

    i don’t believe this post. fish is getting worse.

    talc powder is used in shoes to stop the smell and to make the shoes more comfortable.”

    Yeah, IN the shoes…..keyword, IN, stupid. That crap is all over her feet and ON her shoes.

  39. Rossi

    Dear Superficial Writer,

    NO ONE–may I stress NO ONE–does coke by rubbing it on their feet. No one.

    No one.

    She’s an easy target, which you may need right now, but at least consult someone who’s been in the same room as a joint before attempting to make references like that.

    You sound like a Duggar attempting to boast about being drunk. “LOL”.

  40. Rossi

    Dear Superficial Writer,

    NO ONE–may I stress NO ONE–does coke by rubbing it on their feet. No one.

    No one.

    She’s an easy target, which you may need right now, but at least consult someone who’s been in the same room as a joint before attempting to make references like that.

    You sound like a Duggar attempting to boast about being drunk. “LOL”.

  41. So. Everyone left and trhe site sucks.

    Cheers – There’s still ‘Hope`America !

  42. seanf

    Looks like “Q”s “Foot dust cloud” device for quick anonymous getaways failed.

  43. asd

    you can see her nipples through her clothes in this one

  44. I'm a jerk

    It looks like she’s actually turning into cocaine. She’s like Ice-man.

  45. dude

    foot powder. Yawn.

  46. ZZ

    LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE THREW IT AT HER FEET. CAN PAPZ STOP HARASSING AN ALREADY PRETTY DISTURBED PERSON?
    I mean. Baby power doesn’t POOF~! Like fairy dust when its squishing around a shoe. Nor would a pile of any powder stay on your shoe from the house to the street… Hahah! I had many baking accidents.

  47. Shit – If I`m not banned anymore….
    Do I have to come back now…É (WTF is this thing when I press `question mark É) (you know) ÉÉÉ Do I have a copy ÉÉÉ

    I`ve been used , abused and banned here – why should I ever come back É (you know) (question mark)

    Cliff Notes Oh. Ok. But let`s face it. Bink. You have nothing better to do. Might as well save the world by commenting on internet “entertainment“ sites.

    Binky : Fuck you Cliff.

    Knee Ya Ha Ha : What you twying to sway here exactwee É (you know question mark)
    Inside job É ( Question mark)

  48. Why can’t this no talent and her celebrity obsessed family just dry up and blow away already. Really who cares about her?
    What ever happened to her situation where she was driving drunk/high and ran over people?

  49. um, what?

    yeah coke doesnt look like that. not the stuff shes getting anyway

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