Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a drinking problem

March 24th, 2010 // 169 Comments

I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.

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  3. who doesn’t get like that?

  4. what’s wrong with her?

  5. poor Lindsay…she just couldn’t help it…

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  10. BigJohnSlade

    she looks hot in that last pic, tell me you wouldn’t Hit that ?!?!?!?

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  12. Mari

    Shes not Americas first idol, so i think shes allowed to go out n have som fun, even if it ends with that, its better than takin drugs.. And beacause of u paparazzis she is out of controul, u don leave her alone, even not a lil bit privacy. But im consured about her weight loss, shes too skinny, its scary, she was such a beautiful woman, until drugs came to her life :/

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    46. czar – March 24, 2010 1:54 PM

    just die already. no one cares

    Everybody cares, except u, but if u would die, no one even know bout that, so **** u!

  14. Really beautiful in the last pics, but the other ones are a mess. Too bad :(

  15. Heyzeus Hosay
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    Thats a great pic

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