Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a drinking problem

March 24th, 2010 // 168 Comments

I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.

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  16. Mari | May 24, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Shes not Americas first idol, so i think shes allowed to go out n have som fun, even if it ends with that, its better than takin drugs.. And beacause of u paparazzis she is out of controul, u don leave her alone, even not a lil bit privacy. But im consured about her weight loss, shes too skinny, its scary, she was such a beautiful woman, until drugs came to her life :/

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  17. Mari | May 24, 2010 at 9:56 am

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    just die already. no one cares

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  18. Audrey Nicole | May 25, 2010 at 8:22 am

    Really beautiful in the last pics, but the other ones are a mess. Too bad :(

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