Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a drinking problem

March 24th, 2010 // 169 Comments

I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.

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  1. NVG

    Man, this is, seriously, no longer funny.

    I hope the press stop giving her any attention at all so she can live and die in obscurity and regret.

    Lindsay Lohan is now officially worse than Britney Spears.

    Dammit, I really, really hate drunkards.

  2. stfu

    I hope this mean we will see more of her vajayjay, because being a lesbian usually requires some level of being high or drunk or out of your mind. And we see her firecrotch generally most often when she’s hanging out with bisexual women a-la paris hilton.

  3. stfu

    I hope this mean we will see more of her vajayjay, because being a lesbian usually requires some level of being high or drunk or out of your mind. And we see her firecrotch generally most often when she’s hanging out with bisexual women a-la paris hilton.

  4. stfu

    I hope this mean we will see more of her vajayjay, because being a lesbian usually requires some level of being high or drunk or out of your mind. And we see her firecrotch generally most often when she’s hanging out with bisexual women a-la paris hilton.

  5. abcdefghijklmnopqrst

    hahahahahahahahaha :D

  6. abcdefghijklmnopqrst

    hahahahahahahahaha :D

  7. abcdefghijklmnopqrst

    hahahahahahahahaha :D

  8. She can dry out in jail and then taxpayers money isn’t being wasted escorting her around town. The police can actually get back to real work.

  9. @ 72, 73 – It never happens to me. It never will.

  10. dsfds

    Drag the purse threw the cactus and gravel…..she probably dusts her house with thousand Dollar designer dresses. She has 0 appreciation for what she has…perhaps that’s why out of all the celebs, people seem to enjoy the slow downfall of Lindsay more than anyone else.

  11. Nameless

    “And that milkoholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

    “Milk-a-WHAT?”

  12. captain america

    the unnited states: THE COUNTRY OF LOSER, folks?

  13. but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

  14. Ha ha ha!!!!!!That’s very funny.She looks so dirty, unclean, all the time.

  15. Ha ha ha!!!!!!That’s very funny.She looks so dirty, unclean, all the time.

  16. lindsay i love you

    this has happened at least once or twice or more to all the people who likes party and booze ! Except that most of them are nobodies and paps doesn t give a shit if they are lying on the floor ! And even though she s fucking wasted, she s still beautiful… Whoever critizise her is jealous coz she s does what she wants, and she s still beautiful famous and rich ! … and all of you fatasses are living in your moma s basement saying, oooh she looks dirty, look at her hair, she have gross fingers bla bla bla i d love to see your picture jealous pricks !

  17. Rough versus a stabbed Grace Park

    I need a tv show, where hot chicks are eating dirt coming out of nightclubs. It would be the next prancing on the beach and pretend the Paps are not there…

  18. Anonymous

    lindsay i love you………normally I would tell you what a stupid fucking dolt you are…….but I haven’t had my coffee yet……..so about all I can say right now is…….well, you’re a stupid fucking dolt.

  19. Doc Schweinstrudel

    @ 87, dear Sam,

    Do you even have any idea what condition like Bulimia Nervosa is like???
    I mean, how fucking arrogant, indecent, ignorant dead of soul, cruel and calous one can be to laugh at something like this of all things.

  20. bulimic person

    of course she’s bulimic. don’t you notice how her face is all puffy and bloated 1 day and then later she’s back to dehydrated skinny. that’s what happens when you have bulimia…i would kno

  21. Blech

    Why is her butt square?

  22. Kubo

    What a disgusting spoiled rotten f^*king pig!! Somebody slap this bitch, please!!

  23. RaraAvis

    Can there be a sadder, more pathetic job in the universe than hanging around a dark neighborhood all night waiting to take pictures of a drunken skank?

    And what’s with the police? They escort people around in LA? No wonder California has money problems. You people need to get your heads out of your asses and make these people hire their own security. Anywhere else they would have waited for her to step off the curb, then arrested her for public intoxication. It’s her fault the paps follow her around.

  24. @99 damn you and thank you for making me go to dictionary.com to look up

    avoirdupois…

    nice!

  25. cc

    “hmm, got a little turned on by the last pic”

    me too, actually.

  26. SHE WAS PUSHED!!!

    LOL!

  27. welldoneson

    Drunk as a skunk and surrounded by men.
    It doesn’t get any better than this for the LiLo.

  28. isefj

    She actually looks pretty hot in these.

  29. Mandi

    I’m starting to feel sorry for her. She is obviously trying to escape some demons and it’s sad that she has the whole world judging her while she suffers.

  30. jane

    anyone else that drunk in public would have been arrested. she gets a police escort? but nice jacket she is wearing… I wonder who she stole it from.

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  32. What’s happening?
    If you do not do drunk

  33. Pastor Luke

    Wow! It doesn’t matter to me how far Lindsey has fallen and continues to disgrace herself… not in the least. I would still love to phuck the shytt outta her and have her blow me and swallow my load! I’d also use a 13″ zuchinni on her pu$$y and make her gurgle and coo while she is cumming hard. (then I would make her lick that zuchinni clean)

  34. Pastor Luke

    Wow! It doesn’t matter to me how far Lindsey has fallen and continues to disgrace herself… not in the least. I would still love to phuck the shytt outta her and have her blow me and swallow my load! I’d also use a 13″ zuchinni on her pu$$y and make her gurgle and coo while she is cumming hard. (then I would make her lick that zuchinni clean)

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    what happen?

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  37. Sprmcandy

    What, no puke ?

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