Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a drinking problem

March 24th, 2010 // 169 Comments

I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.

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  1. Matt

    @#47, I was just about to point out the panty line! I can’t believe it took this long for someone to mention her bikini panties. I guess at least she is wearing some!!! Must be that time of the month!

  2. Anonymous

    Looking forward to Dina’s excuse……

  3. I think we can all see how this is going to end.

  4. neatgirl

    They had the actual footage on E’s web site. She’s not drunk. She’s just a woman on uneven ground in 4″ heels with cameras all around her. Her foot got caught on that step. It’s not a story. She’s not drunk. The Superficial is just lame.

  5. aadrvark

    that ballerina suit she’s wearing under her pants is what’s making the panty line. she’s probably not even wearing underwear

  6. Giorgio!

    Umgh if you watch the video she is basically running away from the flashes of the cameras and gets pulled by her security into a bush. I don’t know if she was drunk or not but look at her high heels and add all the paparazzi flashing in her face and well it can happen to anyone.

  7. Angie

    She looks like she stanks….

  8. Giveup

    LMAO @ Giorgio

    You are what is known as an enabler. Always looking for excuses for Lindsay’s behaviour. Just die already Lohan, if you aren’t drunk this time you are 99% of the other times.

  9. MJF

    AH! Lindsay in her natural habitat!

  10. no biggie, i’ve passed out drunk and been picked up by the cops before

  11. barry

    That milkaholic baby….

  12. Joe Bunda III

    Let me guess, when this white trash skank finally kills herself I’ll have to listen to a bunch of D listers us how talented and great she was. Please spare us all.

  13. Sar Casm

    Uhhhh. Lindsay totally tweeted about this:

    @lindsaylohan: Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats :/

    Retraction, please.

  14. Expert on Everything

    Man, I don’t see what there is to hate so hard on her for. First of all she came to her senses and got her hair back to the right color. She looks hot and interesting as a dark haired chick. Then, I’m sorry, some of her older movies are so good I can pretty much over look the excessive partying and the wanna be lezzy-ness. This girl is actually an actress with talent somewhere/sometimes. I have a first grader who only knows the Freaky Friday/Mean Girls/Drama Queen Linz. and we like her still -a lot. Give the very young chick a break and go after someone who should have way more experience like fatty Messica Plumpson or Shitney Smears or Mischa Blew-it-town.

  15. mom2gtp

    If this were you or me (not celeb), we would have been arrested for public intoxication.

  16. mom2gtp

    If this were you or me (not celeb), we would have been arrested for public intoxication.

  17. “MILKA – A- WHAT?”

  18. notafan

    LEAVE THE GARBAGE ON THE CURB WHERE IT BELONGS…..SANITATION WILL PICK IT UP ON THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. ****SEXYSADIE****

    Yikes!!! She just looks like a natural as she goes down into that bush….
    Cheers!

  20. @65 and uh, 66 – and plenty of previous posts…hell yes

    also, she is revolting. Not just here, but even in mag layouts where she had the help of a makeup artist or three, and lighting. I’d rather lick Sophia Loren’s ancient bunghole than kiss this skank on the lips. Fuh real.

    Sad.

  21. blah

    Someone please hand her the keys…

  22. nikole

    Oh no! Lindsay, who is still very pretty even when completely wasted had too much to drink one night. If you’re dissing her, it’s only to make yourself feel better. She looked and acted intoxicated, but when did that become illegal? What’s wrong with getting a lil too drunk? It happens to everyone. Big deal.

  23. Caesar

    # 72 -

    You’re right it could happen to anyone of us, but when you get drunk like that every night it means that you have a drinking problem and are an alcoholic.

  24. Yikes!!! She just looks like a natural as she goes down into that bush….
    Cheers!

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  26. tNot just here, but even in mag layouts where she had the help of a makeup artist or three, and lighting.

  27. tromba

    Dead skank walking, kinda.

  28. @75, 76 FUCK YOU AND YOUR ED HARDY BULLSHIT FUCKER EAT SHIT AND DIE

  29. pic # 9 ……. sind die 2 Wachleute?? Was ist mit dem Bekommen einer lil falsch zu betrunken? Es passiert jedem einmal. Big deal

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  32. As i know about her full struggle life from childhood to till.this show that how much tension she have.she born July 2, 1986.after all she is an American actress, model, and pop singer-songwriter. She began her career as a child fashion model before making her motion picture debut in Disney’s 1998 remake of The Parent Trap at the age of 11.
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  33. Landon "Reaper" Armstrong

    Lindsay isn’t a drunk. She just spends a lot of time crawling around looking for a contact lens that she probably lost once upon a time.

    and…@12. beebaby

    She knows her limit. She just ends up comatose long before she reaches it.

  34. I think she needs a special person to remind her not to cross her boozing limits. This is a pretty shame on her.

  35. boop

    i wish i could drink and party til 530AM on a freakin WEDNESDAY NIGHT .. damn they really do party hard in hollywood.. who the hell throws a party on a wednesday night..

  36. boop

    who the hell throws a house party on a tuesday night?

    lucky hollywood bastards..

    goin home at 530AM on a weekday? seriously..

  37. Sam

    The only thing I’m paying attention to here is her BULIMIC BRUISED KNUCKLES on her right hand.
    Haha, she’s BULIMIC BULIMIC BULIMIC.

  38. luis

    aaay por dioooos! borracha??? ay ajaaaaa!!! vean el tamaño se sus pupilas!! el alcohol no te las dilata!!! andaba bieeeen pasoneada que es diferente!!!!!

  39. luis

    aaay por dioooos! borracha??? ay ajaaaaa!!! vean el tamaño se sus pupilas!! el alcohol no te las dilata!!! andaba bieeeen pasoneada que es diferente!!!!!

  40. you are going to consume alcohol, learn how to drink and not make an arse out of yourself.

  41. I don’t know what is happening with her and why she is behaving like this and doing this stuffs after getting drunk. I think she is not suppose to do like this . The side effect of fame and money is this I think .

  42. She's a liar

    I love how she has an excuse for every time she’s shown falling down or acting in a drunk way; someone else always caused it. “The photographers pushed me into a tree”, “journalists are being mean to me”, “it wasn’t my coke”, “it was water in the vodka bottle I was drinking from”.

    One of the major tenants of recovery is to accept responsibility for your own actions. She’s NEVER done this; it’s always someone else’s fault. This tells me that, no matter how hard she proclaims she’s sober, I don’t believe her for a second. She’s a full blown alcoholic who lies to herself & others to cover her drunken stumbles. She’ll never get well until she stops lying & accepts that SHE’S the one responsible.

  43. bb

    On the plus side, I like her shoes. Someone should’ve stolen them from her while she was rolling around on the sidewalk.

  44. wordy mcwordword

    @92-

    you are the second person in an hour that i’ve seen use the word “tenant” when intending the word “tenet”.

    what are the freaking odds?

  45. jack la laine

    @ #14-

    the hell with the tattoo, look at the fat goddamned finger itself.

    i’ve never seen such a portly digit. he needs to take up thumb wrestling. or finger painting. and slenderize that avoirdupois….

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