I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.
UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Matt | March 24, 2010 at 2:36 pm
@#47, I was just about to point out the panty line! I can’t believe it took this long for someone to mention her bikini panties. I guess at least she is wearing some!!! Must be that time of the month!
Anonymous | March 24, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Looking forward to Dina’s excuse……
Giggles | March 24, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I think we can all see how this is going to end.
neatgirl | March 24, 2010 at 3:48 pm
They had the actual footage on E’s web site. She’s not drunk. She’s just a woman on uneven ground in 4″ heels with cameras all around her. Her foot got caught on that step. It’s not a story. She’s not drunk. The Superficial is just lame.
aadrvark | March 24, 2010 at 4:18 pm
that ballerina suit she’s wearing under her pants is what’s making the panty line. she’s probably not even wearing underwear
Giorgio! | March 24, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Umgh if you watch the video she is basically running away from the flashes of the cameras and gets pulled by her security into a bush. I don’t know if she was drunk or not but look at her high heels and add all the paparazzi flashing in her face and well it can happen to anyone.
Angie | March 24, 2010 at 4:43 pm
She looks like she stanks….
Giveup | March 24, 2010 at 5:25 pm
LMAO @ Giorgio
You are what is known as an enabler. Always looking for excuses for Lindsay’s behaviour. Just die already Lohan, if you aren’t drunk this time you are 99% of the other times.
MJF | March 24, 2010 at 5:44 pm
AH! Lindsay in her natural habitat!
small business health insurance | March 24, 2010 at 6:11 pm
no biggie, i’ve passed out drunk and been picked up by the cops before
barry | March 24, 2010 at 6:29 pm
That milkaholic baby….
Joe Bunda III | March 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Let me guess, when this white trash skank finally kills herself I’ll have to listen to a bunch of D listers us how talented and great she was. Please spare us all.
Sar Casm | March 24, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Uhhhh. Lindsay totally tweeted about this:
@lindsaylohan: Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats :/
Retraction, please.
Expert on Everything | March 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Man, I don’t see what there is to hate so hard on her for. First of all she came to her senses and got her hair back to the right color. She looks hot and interesting as a dark haired chick. Then, I’m sorry, some of her older movies are so good I can pretty much over look the excessive partying and the wanna be lezzy-ness. This girl is actually an actress with talent somewhere/sometimes. I have a first grader who only knows the Freaky Friday/Mean Girls/Drama Queen Linz. and we like her still -a lot. Give the very young chick a break and go after someone who should have way more experience like fatty Messica Plumpson or Shitney Smears or Mischa Blew-it-town.
mom2gtp | March 24, 2010 at 8:35 pm
If this were you or me (not celeb), we would have been arrested for public intoxication.
mom2gtp | March 24, 2010 at 8:35 pm
If this were you or me (not celeb), we would have been arrested for public intoxication.
Narcissist | March 24, 2010 at 8:43 pm
“MILKA – A- WHAT?”
notafan | March 24, 2010 at 8:47 pm
LEAVE THE GARBAGE ON THE CURB WHERE IT BELONGS…..SANITATION WILL PICK IT UP ON THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****SEXYSADIE**** | March 24, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Yikes!!! She just looks like a natural as she goes down into that bush….
Cheers!
harry satchel | March 24, 2010 at 9:40 pm
@65 and uh, 66 – and plenty of previous posts…hell yes
also, she is revolting. Not just here, but even in mag layouts where she had the help of a makeup artist or three, and lighting. I’d rather lick Sophia Loren’s ancient bunghole than kiss this skank on the lips. Fuh real.
Sad.
blah | March 24, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Someone please hand her the keys…
nikole | March 24, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Oh no! Lindsay, who is still very pretty even when completely wasted had too much to drink one night. If you’re dissing her, it’s only to make yourself feel better. She looked and acted intoxicated, but when did that become illegal? What’s wrong with getting a lil too drunk? It happens to everyone. Big deal.
Caesar | March 24, 2010 at 10:05 pm
# 72 -
You’re right it could happen to anyone of us, but when you get drunk like that every night it means that you have a drinking problem and are an alcoholic.
agoodic | March 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Yikes!!! She just looks like a natural as she goes down into that bush….
Cheers!
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ed hardy swimsuit | March 24, 2010 at 10:34 pm
tNot just here, but even in mag layouts where she had the help of a makeup artist or three, and lighting.
tromba | March 24, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Dead skank walking, kinda.
harry satchel | March 24, 2010 at 11:01 pm
@75, 76 FUCK YOU AND YOUR ED HARDY BULLSHIT FUCKER EAT SHIT AND DIE
driver | March 24, 2010 at 11:20 pm
pic # 9 ……. sind die 2 Wachleute?? Was ist mit dem Bekommen einer lil falsch zu betrunken? Es passiert jedem einmal. Big deal
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lindsayjoshef | March 25, 2010 at 12:06 am
As i know about her full struggle life from childhood to till.this show that how much tension she have.she born July 2, 1986.after all she is an American actress, model, and pop singer-songwriter. She began her career as a child fashion model before making her motion picture debut in Disney’s 1998 remake of The Parent Trap at the age of 11.
There are many problem with popular person but much more problem with little popular person.
Landon "Reaper" Armstrong | March 25, 2010 at 12:39 am
Lindsay isn’t a drunk. She just spends a lot of time crawling around looking for a contact lens that she probably lost once upon a time.
and…@12. beebaby
She knows her limit. She just ends up comatose long before she reaches it.
Texas breast reduction | March 25, 2010 at 12:42 am
I think she needs a special person to remind her not to cross her boozing limits. This is a pretty shame on her.
boop | March 25, 2010 at 12:57 am
i wish i could drink and party til 530AM on a freakin WEDNESDAY NIGHT .. damn they really do party hard in hollywood.. who the hell throws a party on a wednesday night..
boop | March 25, 2010 at 12:59 am
who the hell throws a house party on a tuesday night?
lucky hollywood bastards..
goin home at 530AM on a weekday? seriously..
Sam | March 25, 2010 at 12:59 am
The only thing I’m paying attention to here is her BULIMIC BRUISED KNUCKLES on her right hand.
Haha, she’s BULIMIC BULIMIC BULIMIC.
luis | March 25, 2010 at 1:07 am
aaay por dioooos! borracha??? ay ajaaaaa!!! vean el tamaño se sus pupilas!! el alcohol no te las dilata!!! andaba bieeeen pasoneada que es diferente!!!!!
luis | March 25, 2010 at 1:08 am
aaay por dioooos! borracha??? ay ajaaaaa!!! vean el tamaño se sus pupilas!! el alcohol no te las dilata!!! andaba bieeeen pasoneada que es diferente!!!!!
memory card reader | March 25, 2010 at 1:10 am
you are going to consume alcohol, learn how to drink and not make an arse out of yourself.
m3i zero | March 25, 2010 at 1:45 am
I don’t know what is happening with her and why she is behaving like this and doing this stuffs after getting drunk. I think she is not suppose to do like this . The side effect of fame and money is this I think .
She's a liar | March 25, 2010 at 2:33 am
I love how she has an excuse for every time she’s shown falling down or acting in a drunk way; someone else always caused it. “The photographers pushed me into a tree”, “journalists are being mean to me”, “it wasn’t my coke”, “it was water in the vodka bottle I was drinking from”.
One of the major tenants of recovery is to accept responsibility for your own actions. She’s NEVER done this; it’s always someone else’s fault. This tells me that, no matter how hard she proclaims she’s sober, I don’t believe her for a second. She’s a full blown alcoholic who lies to herself & others to cover her drunken stumbles. She’ll never get well until she stops lying & accepts that SHE’S the one responsible.
bb | March 25, 2010 at 2:44 am
On the plus side, I like her shoes. Someone should’ve stolen them from her while she was rolling around on the sidewalk.
wordy mcwordword | March 25, 2010 at 2:47 am
@92-
you are the second person in an hour that i’ve seen use the word “tenant” when intending the word “tenet”.
what are the freaking odds?
bebe | March 25, 2010 at 3:00 am
wtf she is a ho.
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jack la laine | March 25, 2010 at 3:14 am
@ #14-
the hell with the tattoo, look at the fat goddamned finger itself.
i’ve never seen such a portly digit. he needs to take up thumb wrestling. or finger painting. and slenderize that avoirdupois….
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