I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.
UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Holland | March 24, 2010 at 11:03 am
Such dignity&grace
The Big 'A' | March 24, 2010 at 11:03 am
First bitches!!!
Crusty | March 24, 2010 at 11:04 am
no coincidence that when Lindsay gets drunk, she falls to her knees.
Words to live by, ladies.
RoboZombie | March 24, 2010 at 11:04 am
Lindsay- “I don’t have a drinking problem, I drink, I fall down, I give bj’s to random strangers…NO PROBLEM!”
Jimmy | March 24, 2010 at 11:05 am
Besides all of us seeing the pictures which show a very drunk/drugged skank, I would like to give the LAPD an opportunity to see these. There was way too close proximity of the skank’s hand to one of the officers’ firearm, and as a citizen, I’d be worried about this out of control creature going postal.
Deacon Jones | March 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
hmm, got a little turned on by the last pic
farty mcshitface | March 24, 2010 at 11:10 am
i would love to see this crappy-assed slag just try to go drunk hiking in the mountains in those shoes. she wouldn’t last 2 minutes.
Fati87 | March 24, 2010 at 11:10 am
Why do I always get the feeling that if you smelled her fingers, they would smell of poop? She is so gross.. And to think she used to be pretty at some point.
Courtyardpigeon | March 24, 2010 at 11:11 am
Really? Who the fuck cares. This talentless bitch who hasn’t been in a movie for years just walks around having idiots take her photo. Stop taking her photo and let her go away for good. Seriously, people in this country bitch about getting health care, but can’t wait to see Lindsey fall down drunk. No wonder other countries hate us.
gigi | March 24, 2010 at 11:11 am
her blacks are clashing…. unless that lame little leotard thing she’s got on is navy… either way, ugh…
Mr. T | March 24, 2010 at 11:14 am
Just pathetic. Anyway day now……
Michael Jackson
Brittany Murphy
Cory Haims
Lindsey Lohan
beebaby | March 24, 2010 at 11:17 am
I wonder whether she goes out thinking “I’m gonna get so shitfaced tonight…” or if she just doesn’t know her limit. Obviously she knows that if she’s fall down drunk she’s gonna make the news…. so sad.
Mal Gusto | March 24, 2010 at 11:18 am
Three thoughts:
1. That cop should be wearing surgical gloves. His hands are gonna burn later.
2. Lindsay that close to a handgun…God, I wish she would pull it and kill herself.
3. Pic # 10….nice flat ass, Lindsay
gigi, being observant | March 24, 2010 at 11:19 am
… and what’s that guy got tattooed on his fingers?? a cryptogram-ish ‘hh’? maybe for heil hitler?? ::sigh:: lame nazis….
Mal Gusto | March 24, 2010 at 11:20 am
Three thoughts:
1. That cop should be wearing surgical gloves. His hands are gonna burn later.
2. Lindsay that close to a handgun…God, I wish she would pull it and kill herself.
3. Pic # 10….nice flat ass, Lindsay
Irene Barcelo | March 24, 2010 at 11:23 am
All I want to say is: If you are going to consume alcohol, learn how to drink and not make an arse out of yourself.
Lindsey your career is over – bag it up and go home.
Assie A. Hatt | March 24, 2010 at 11:24 am
Playing devil’s advocate, there is a lot of shit on the ground on the steps and stuff. You wouldn’t have to be a drunk to slip on that junk.
Now that’s over, what a drunk whore!
Mal Gusto | March 24, 2010 at 11:25 am
gigi, since he is fairly hispanic looking, I suspect he is not a big fan of Hitler.
MichaelLohan | March 24, 2010 at 11:33 am
I told you guys she had a problem.
If I was allowed within 300 feet of her, I’d help her out.
RonJeremy | March 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
I can’t wait until she descends into porn, so she can toss my hairy salad. She’s cuter than most of the skanks I bang.
Crack Dealers of America | March 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
Drunk and disorderly in public is no longer a crime?
Tek | March 24, 2010 at 11:42 am
Haha, these pics are great. Didn’t she do an interview like 2 weeks ago claiming she was sober/clean? LOL, as if anyone believed her (besides her mother/enabler.)
Micheal Lohan to the rescue!
Sardonic | March 24, 2010 at 11:42 am
She’s just doing her little part to keep photographers employed in these tough times.
gigi, again | March 24, 2010 at 11:54 am
ah, but Mal Gusto, you’re not as observant as I… :) the dude you’re thinking it might be is wearing a cop windbreaker with velcro’d wrists, and frankly, could be any ethnicity – bavarians can have swarthy look to them, the black-irish have that look sometimes too… anyway, the wrist/sleeve of the person helping LL up is knit, so different – in fact, you can see the person in some kind of pleather/leather jacket in pic 10 & 11 I think, with more tats showing… I say we all starting banging neo-nazis! it’s gotta be exciting on some level – lol
joho777 | March 24, 2010 at 11:59 am
The best part of this is all the people trying to get her back on her feet (and failing).
This is the time for her fans to say that Lindsay wasn’t drunk, just had a touch of vertigo.
I wonder if that cop knew how close he came to getting a STD-ridden bj?
wizeguy | March 24, 2010 at 12:00 pm
WHEW !
lowwwwwwwww class……
Urbanspaceman | March 24, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Drinking problem? Not since the funnel was invented.
Mr ChupaChup | March 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm
….Errrr, she’s lucky she didn’t impale herself on that agave plant!!
Sport | March 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Nice life you lead bitch.
Vince Lombardi | March 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm
How does somebody THAT drunk get that close to a cop and not get arrested???
Matthew | March 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
that her life on the z-list i heard Jay-Z banned her from his party
A Legal | March 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Why don’t they arrest her for disturbing the peace or something to that effect. That would be best for all. She can dry out in jail and then taxpayers money isn’t being wasted escorting her around town. The police can actually get back to real work.
Heather | March 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Damn right, Lindsay doesn’t have a drinking problem. The girl does however have a serious stopping problem.
Dugger | March 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Is that her IUD or butt plug that fell out in Pic 10?
whatthe | March 24, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Oh Lindsay, you’re so trashy and stupid, but damn you’re worth a good laugh.
Anonnymouse | March 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm
All I could think of when I saw this is that she just dumped that designer leather bag through the gravel and a cactus.
Anonnymouse | March 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm
All I could think of when I saw this is that she just dumped that designer leather bag through the gravel and a cactus.
Anonnymouse | March 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm
All I could think of when I saw this is that she just dumped that designer leather bag through the gravel and a cactus.
bar room hero | March 24, 2010 at 1:15 pm
She is a drunk, but i’d hit the slag hard…
titsonsnack | March 24, 2010 at 1:18 pm
There comes a point when this stops being “teenage Lindsay Lohan acting like a drunk party girl” and “early 20s Lindsay Lohan going to the clubs and getting trashed” and starts just being “losery white trash”. Oh yeah that point came a long time ago btw.
Tiffany | March 24, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Poor girl I hope she gets it together. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=126
boo | March 24, 2010 at 1:35 pm
If I were one of those cops, I’d be so PISSED. She’s probably burned through more money than they’ll ever see and they have to babysit her?
JJ Daddy-O | March 24, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Sad, but at this point, LL is making Tara Reid look like a combination of Meryl Streep, Ghandi, Marisa Miller, and Michelle Obama.
Sant | March 24, 2010 at 1:41 pm
This is good news, she was not on coke
Phuqueue | March 24, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I am sooooo turned on right now!!!! DRUNK IS SO HOT!!!
czar | March 24, 2010 at 1:54 pm
just die already. no one cares
sharkbite01 | March 24, 2010 at 2:01 pm
A couple have made the point already, but why wasn’t she arrested for drunk and disorderly? Was the cops only reason for being there to escort her home, hold her hair while she pukes and then tuck her into bed? I would claim its the police giving a celebrity preferential treatment, but LL hasn’t done anything in a long time to make her a celebrity but be a public drunk ass fool.
And in one pic, you can see her panty line. She not even wearing a thong. Oh Lindsey, you’ve sunk so low!!
woowiddywoo | March 24, 2010 at 2:26 pm
hahahaahaha….i love how she doesn’t just fall down…she falls down in a bunch of plants. lololol.
dude | March 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm
i’d still hit that big time, bet the sex is wicked!
woowiddywoo | March 24, 2010 at 2:33 pm
pic #9…….are those twin security guards???