Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a drinking problem

March 24th, 2010 // 169 Comments

I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.

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  1. Holland

    Such dignity&grace

  2. The Big 'A'

    First bitches!!!

  3. Crusty

    no coincidence that when Lindsay gets drunk, she falls to her knees.

    Words to live by, ladies.

  4. RoboZombie

    Lindsay- “I don’t have a drinking problem, I drink, I fall down, I give bj’s to random strangers…NO PROBLEM!”

  5. Jimmy

    Besides all of us seeing the pictures which show a very drunk/drugged skank, I would like to give the LAPD an opportunity to see these. There was way too close proximity of the skank’s hand to one of the officers’ firearm, and as a citizen, I’d be worried about this out of control creature going postal.

  6. Deacon Jones

    hmm, got a little turned on by the last pic

  7. farty mcshitface

    i would love to see this crappy-assed slag just try to go drunk hiking in the mountains in those shoes. she wouldn’t last 2 minutes.

  8. Fati87

    Why do I always get the feeling that if you smelled her fingers, they would smell of poop? She is so gross.. And to think she used to be pretty at some point.

  9. Courtyardpigeon

    Really? Who the fuck cares. This talentless bitch who hasn’t been in a movie for years just walks around having idiots take her photo. Stop taking her photo and let her go away for good. Seriously, people in this country bitch about getting health care, but can’t wait to see Lindsey fall down drunk. No wonder other countries hate us.

  10. gigi

    her blacks are clashing…. unless that lame little leotard thing she’s got on is navy… either way, ugh…

  11. Mr. T

    Just pathetic. Anyway day now……
    Michael Jackson
    Brittany Murphy
    Cory Haims
    Lindsey Lohan

  12. beebaby

    I wonder whether she goes out thinking “I’m gonna get so shitfaced tonight…” or if she just doesn’t know her limit. Obviously she knows that if she’s fall down drunk she’s gonna make the news…. so sad.

  13. Mal Gusto

    Three thoughts:
    1. That cop should be wearing surgical gloves. His hands are gonna burn later.
    2. Lindsay that close to a handgun…God, I wish she would pull it and kill herself.
    3. Pic # 10….nice flat ass, Lindsay

  14. gigi, being observant

    … and what’s that guy got tattooed on his fingers?? a cryptogram-ish ‘hh’? maybe for heil hitler?? ::sigh:: lame nazis….

  15. Mal Gusto

    Three thoughts:
    1. That cop should be wearing surgical gloves. His hands are gonna burn later.
    2. Lindsay that close to a handgun…God, I wish she would pull it and kill herself.
    3. Pic # 10….nice flat ass, Lindsay

  16. Irene Barcelo

    All I want to say is: If you are going to consume alcohol, learn how to drink and not make an arse out of yourself.

    Lindsey your career is over – bag it up and go home.

  17. Assie A. Hatt

    Playing devil’s advocate, there is a lot of shit on the ground on the steps and stuff. You wouldn’t have to be a drunk to slip on that junk.

    Now that’s over, what a drunk whore!

  18. Mal Gusto

    gigi, since he is fairly hispanic looking, I suspect he is not a big fan of Hitler.

  19. MichaelLohan

    I told you guys she had a problem.

    If I was allowed within 300 feet of her, I’d help her out.

  20. RonJeremy

    I can’t wait until she descends into porn, so she can toss my hairy salad. She’s cuter than most of the skanks I bang.

  21. Crack Dealers of America

    Drunk and disorderly in public is no longer a crime?

  22. Tek

    Haha, these pics are great. Didn’t she do an interview like 2 weeks ago claiming she was sober/clean? LOL, as if anyone believed her (besides her mother/enabler.)

    Micheal Lohan to the rescue!

  23. Sardonic

    She’s just doing her little part to keep photographers employed in these tough times.

  24. gigi, again

    ah, but Mal Gusto, you’re not as observant as I… :) the dude you’re thinking it might be is wearing a cop windbreaker with velcro’d wrists, and frankly, could be any ethnicity – bavarians can have swarthy look to them, the black-irish have that look sometimes too… anyway, the wrist/sleeve of the person helping LL up is knit, so different – in fact, you can see the person in some kind of pleather/leather jacket in pic 10 & 11 I think, with more tats showing… I say we all starting banging neo-nazis! it’s gotta be exciting on some level – lol

  25. joho777

    The best part of this is all the people trying to get her back on her feet (and failing).

    This is the time for her fans to say that Lindsay wasn’t drunk, just had a touch of vertigo.

    I wonder if that cop knew how close he came to getting a STD-ridden bj?

  26. wizeguy

    WHEW !
    lowwwwwwwww class……

  27. Urbanspaceman

    Drinking problem? Not since the funnel was invented.

  28. Mr ChupaChup

    ….Errrr, she’s lucky she didn’t impale herself on that agave plant!!

  29. Sport

    Nice life you lead bitch.

  30. Vince Lombardi

    How does somebody THAT drunk get that close to a cop and not get arrested???

  31. Matthew

    that her life on the z-list i heard Jay-Z banned her from his party

  32. Why don’t they arrest her for disturbing the peace or something to that effect. That would be best for all. She can dry out in jail and then taxpayers money isn’t being wasted escorting her around town. The police can actually get back to real work.

  33. Heather

    Damn right, Lindsay doesn’t have a drinking problem. The girl does however have a serious stopping problem.

  34. Dugger

    Is that her IUD or butt plug that fell out in Pic 10?

  35. whatthe

    Oh Lindsay, you’re so trashy and stupid, but damn you’re worth a good laugh.

  36. Anonnymouse

    All I could think of when I saw this is that she just dumped that designer leather bag through the gravel and a cactus.

  37. Anonnymouse

    All I could think of when I saw this is that she just dumped that designer leather bag through the gravel and a cactus.

  38. Anonnymouse

    All I could think of when I saw this is that she just dumped that designer leather bag through the gravel and a cactus.

  39. bar room hero

    She is a drunk, but i’d hit the slag hard…

  40. titsonsnack

    There comes a point when this stops being “teenage Lindsay Lohan acting like a drunk party girl” and “early 20s Lindsay Lohan going to the clubs and getting trashed” and starts just being “losery white trash”. Oh yeah that point came a long time ago btw.

  41. Tiffany

    Poor girl I hope she gets it together. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=126

  42. boo

    If I were one of those cops, I’d be so PISSED. She’s probably burned through more money than they’ll ever see and they have to babysit her?

  43. JJ Daddy-O

    Sad, but at this point, LL is making Tara Reid look like a combination of Meryl Streep, Ghandi, Marisa Miller, and Michelle Obama.

  44. Sant

    This is good news, she was not on coke

  45. Phuqueue

    I am sooooo turned on right now!!!! DRUNK IS SO HOT!!!

  46. czar

    just die already. no one cares

  47. sharkbite01

    A couple have made the point already, but why wasn’t she arrested for drunk and disorderly? Was the cops only reason for being there to escort her home, hold her hair while she pukes and then tuck her into bed? I would claim its the police giving a celebrity preferential treatment, but LL hasn’t done anything in a long time to make her a celebrity but be a public drunk ass fool.

    And in one pic, you can see her panty line. She not even wearing a thong. Oh Lindsey, you’ve sunk so low!!

  48. woowiddywoo

    hahahaahaha….i love how she doesn’t just fall down…she falls down in a bunch of plants. lololol.

  49. dude

    i’d still hit that big time, bet the sex is wicked!

  50. woowiddywoo

    pic #9…….are those twin security guards???

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