Lindsay Lohan does the beach thing

July 5th, 2006 // 205 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan turned 20 on Sunday, which has nothing to do with anything, but I figured it was somehow relevant to these shots of her spending the Fourth of July at Malibu beach. Even more relevant, however, is her interview with Glamour in which she says she’s finally gotten her boobs back and she’s thrilled about it.

“Skinny’s not attractive. I’ve learnt that.” Peering inside her vest she added: “I like having my breasts in there – naturally, I add! The papers said I had implants, then when I was really flat-chested they said I was anorexic and had had them taken out. Truth is I have got my boobs back because I’ve got healthier again and I’m so happy.”

I’m not a professional doctor – so I should probably stop performing surgeries – but it seems medically impossible for Lindsay Lohan’s breasts to fluctuate in size so drastically with her minor weight changes. She looks like she’s put on 15 lbs, but her breasts look like they’ve gained 30. Which is great and all, but last I checked this was Earth, and not Super Happy Magical Fantasy Land.


  1. fijian

    This is about the article:

    It’s all been said, but she needs get rid of the glasses. They do anything but flatter… Particularly Lohan.

    And I like her bikini… It would look cleaner on just about anyone.

  2. .:E:.

    she’s yucky

  3. krmnsita

    I dont have as much MONEY as she does but i got a hundred bikinis prettier than hers oh yeah and i also have better boobs than her!!!oh AND mines are REAL!!!!!!!!

  4. “I’m not a professional doctor – so I should probably stop performing surgeries – but it seems medically impossible for Lindsay Lohan’s breasts to fluctuate in size so drastically with her minor weight changes.”

    Well I know from experience that breats can grow quite a bit due to weight gain. I am normally 110lbs and a C cup but when I gain weight I move up to a DD. Right now I am 130lbs with a DD, thats only a weight gain of 20lbs which doesn’t seem like much. Some people just gain weight in different areas of their body.

  5. laura

    I cant believe how simple minded people are. you really think she is a whore?? why? because of how she dresses and because she likes to go out and party? im sorry but if that makes you a whore then 90% of america is nothing but whores. if a camera followed me around when I was her age you would have seen an all night partier shoving cocain up the nose and drinking till completely wasted… not to mention trying to hook up with someone at any possible moment. but you know what?? i grew out of it. and so does everyone else who isnt addicted… but most of these celebrities become addicted because they start using more and more to relieve the pain of society calling them a whore just for living their life. if I was a star… I would have been labeled as a drug addicted alcoholic… but I was never either of those… i was experimenting living my life… making all the mistakes I needed to become the successful executive I am now. Its hard to see so many people labeling other people for doing the same thing they did… its sad. if I had people calling me a whore and a slut and everything else listed above I dont know where my life would be right now. try labeling yourself based on your own past before you label someone else.

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