Lindsay Lohan turned 20 on Sunday, which has nothing to do with anything, but I figured it was somehow relevant to these shots of her spending the Fourth of July at Malibu beach. Even more relevant, however, is her interview with Glamour in which she says she’s finally gotten her boobs back and she’s thrilled about it.
“Skinny’s not attractive. I’ve learnt that.” Peering inside her vest she added: “I like having my breasts in there – naturally, I add! The papers said I had implants, then when I was really flat-chested they said I was anorexic and had had them taken out. Truth is I have got my boobs back because I’ve got healthier again and I’m so happy.”
I’m not a professional doctor – so I should probably stop performing surgeries – but it seems medically impossible for Lindsay Lohan’s breasts to fluctuate in size so drastically with her minor weight changes. She looks like she’s put on 15 lbs, but her breasts look like they’ve gained 30. Which is great and all, but last I checked this was Earth, and not Super Happy Magical Fantasy Land.
trailercamptramp | July 5, 2006 at 10:59 am
meeeeeeee = no 1
causewerecountry | July 5, 2006 at 10:59 am
i wish i were first…..
robotindisguise | July 5, 2006 at 11:01 am
third!
sharkbite | July 5, 2006 at 11:03 am
I’m glad she thinks skinny is on the way out. There’s hope for the rest of us, yet.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
trailercamptramp | July 5, 2006 at 11:03 am
A) woman is a stanky bitch
B) tcltc
C) thanks to who ever came up with the term fuktard… i wish you were here when i told the freakin moron that i work with he was a fuktard (i will send u chocolate as reward thank you thank you thank you)
causewerecountry | July 5, 2006 at 11:05 am
but since i’m not i’ll complain-
LoHo has successfully ruined everything that could possibly have benefitted her career. she is ugly, covered in freckles, smelly, and a firecrotch. god- i hate people covered in freckles. i’d rather be covered in like, boy juice or something. yeah.
sweetcheeks | July 5, 2006 at 11:08 am
I bet even her nipples have freckles.
RichPort | July 5, 2006 at 11:09 am
She looks like a wrinkly man with tits. And a coke habit.
Kim | July 5, 2006 at 11:09 am
She is still sickly skinny! She doesn’t look any healthier to me. And I know the pics were taken through about 100 feet of heat waves, but that girl has the most uneven skin tone I have ever seen! I’m not at all tan, but I’d rather be my glowing shade of pale that look like I have that Michael Jackson disease where your skin changes color. Although her skin is getting darker, not lighter.
waterranger | July 5, 2006 at 11:10 am
Her boobs look really really fake, actually. And on wednesdays, we wear pink! ;)
WetFartGstring | July 5, 2006 at 11:11 am
no way those tittays are real…
Binky | July 5, 2006 at 11:11 am
Judging from the last two pictures – she still hasn’t learned the complexities of the ‘reef’ knot.
Back to Girl Scouts Li-Lo
jFp | July 5, 2006 at 11:13 am
I’m happy to see pics of my ‘lil squeeze box and her fine teets….
Damn she’s hot!
Smokey Josie | July 5, 2006 at 11:16 am
Is it just me or does she get uglier every day?
griffmills | July 5, 2006 at 11:16 am
I’d hit it all day long
carrie bradshaw | July 5, 2006 at 11:17 am
Even though Lindsay has previously lied about having eating disorders, drug use, and a million other thinigs, I totally believe that her breasts just grew back like that now that she’s “healthy” again. I mean, how can you NOT believe her? Atta girl Lindsay!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 5, 2006 at 11:23 am
There’s enough milk in those things for 500 bowls of Frosted Flakes.
Glossed Over | July 5, 2006 at 11:23 am
Sadly, La Lohan has not yet learned that sunglasses that cover half your face aren’t attractive either.
http://glossedover.com
bigponie | July 5, 2006 at 11:23 am
in the last pic,
skanky ho needs to trim that bush, ticks are starting to build condos in there.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 5, 2006 at 11:24 am
That is, if you’re like me and you like saline on your cereal.
ZAP!!!
withoutthee | July 5, 2006 at 11:25 am
LOL, yea Lindsay Lohan is an ugly bitch, but I laugh at all the people making fun of her. I’m willing to bet that every female that posted in this thread is about 250 lbs, and each and every single one of you think that it’s healthy. Now I wouldn’t bring my dick anywhere near that bitch, but you fat computer dwelllers would kill to suck a dick. Damn, I feel i gained about 20 lbs. writing this shit. You fatass women are rubbing off. I’m off to hide.
im | July 5, 2006 at 11:26 am
those photos look beyond fake…or altered…i dont know any cameras that do that to the background.
besides something about celebrities and beaches that make them all appear uglier than they do….they should stay out of the sun altogether. unless… actually under no circumstances should they be at beach unless someone is nice enough to photoshop off the ugliness.
need less to say…that the recent posts of eva longoria at the pool scarred me for life…i thought she was attractive and now i realize that the wrinkles on her ass are the most unsightly things on earth.
-nuff said.
Agatha | July 5, 2006 at 11:34 am
Ack, those hip things! I expect a penis under there — or perhaps a 7 inch clit?
trophywife | July 5, 2006 at 11:37 am
why does it always look like she is smelling shit??
gigi33 | July 5, 2006 at 11:44 am
Not fake? Right. That’s why it looks like she’s smuggling melons under her top. Liar, liar crotch on fire.
qico | July 5, 2006 at 11:49 am
#22
that swerley background is the heat.
besides maby shees taking the pill…. and breastinplants…
I do think she look better.. weard horizontal navel thogh..
RichPort | July 5, 2006 at 11:52 am
#25
I have to agree. The only thing not fake about this beeotch is her body’s reaction to massive amounts of cocaine.
krisdylee | July 5, 2006 at 11:57 am
The only time my tits EVER grew was when I was preggers. Man, I had a nice rack then… Too bad Oshie wasn’t around with her Frosted Flakes then….
Zanna | July 5, 2006 at 11:57 am
She’s dragging her knuckles on the last two pics…I guess she hasn’t fully evolved yet. And that is one fugly suit.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 5, 2006 at 11:58 am
What do people see in this unattractive cunt? Don’t get me wrong, I would bang her but she doesn’t even make my top 100.
PapaHotNuts | July 5, 2006 at 11:59 am
The last two pics make me think of that old grainy footage of Bigfoot escaping into the woods.
tinkerbelle | July 5, 2006 at 11:59 am
too symmetrical – they’re implants.
she is a master liar that one.
krisdylee | July 5, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Yah, she’s a hippocuntamus allright…
Papa, you lean, mean fucking machine… what’s up with your site? I am sooo tired of touching myself on the SF, I need a change of scenery.
Italian Stallion | July 5, 2006 at 12:03 pm
I heard she only dates Firemen now. And when I say Firemen I mean the whole Fire Station, seriously who else can put out the fire. If Christopher Reeves were around I bet he could do it………
bigponie | July 5, 2006 at 12:12 pm
do we need hazmat to clean malibu beach now?
SpareParts | July 5, 2006 at 12:17 pm
those sunglasses make me want to give her my license and registration
pinky_nip | July 5, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Last time I saw something that fake, NewGuy’s name was attached to it.
Land-Man | July 5, 2006 at 12:19 pm
If I were to gain even 1 pound, my Land-Cock would become sufficiently large as to alter the balance of matter in the universe.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 5, 2006 at 12:23 pm
33 – That’s weird, I never get tired of touching myself – on this site, on the bus, in a crowded restaraunt, in a van parked in front of the daycare… it’s all good!
~S.Starr~ | July 5, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Ummm…thise are 100% fake tata’s.
If they were real they would be sagging…A)from the major fluctuation in weight…and B) because we saw a pic of her on the red carpet about 1 month ago with the side of her boobs hanging out…and they were indeed Saging.
tinkerbelle | July 5, 2006 at 12:27 pm
ew, osh again.
must fly.
Kitty | July 5, 2006 at 12:27 pm
The shape of her boobs looks so unnatural, they totally look like implants, at least in those pics
(first time poster, hi everyone)
Fugurself | July 5, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Swollen head, skinny body, big sunglasses….the credentials of an experienced man-eater mantis
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 5, 2006 at 12:38 pm
She needed to go up a cup size because she was acting alongside Meryl Streep in A Prairie Home Companion and she needed cleavage to not get acted off the screen.
jrzmommy | July 5, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I just love it when chicks have absolute perfect orbs for breasts.
PapaHotNuts–The escaping Big Foot comment is great!
jane's eyre | July 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Those “heat waves” are actually coming from her crotch.
jane's eyre | July 5, 2006 at 12:50 pm
She and Paris are the ones responsible for global warming.
RichPort | July 5, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I think Paris is actually responsible for global herpes.
tarjamarja | July 5, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I wasn’t aware there was a “natural” way to get implants.
jane's eyre | July 5, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Lindsay Lohan–the later years:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/untitled.jpg