Despite reports Lindsay Lohan missed out on a $150,000 payday for escorting Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner to the Vienna Opera Ball because she didn’t have enough money to pay a “stalling fee” to delay her British Airways flight two hours so she could shop, Gossip Cop confirms no such policy exists. And of course it doesn’t. Anyone on a flight with Britney Spears would be screwed if the “Hot” sign came on at Krispy Kreme.
DRIVER: I know donuts make you happy, Ms. Spears, but it’s $22,000 if we have them stall the flight. Your father will ki-
BODYGUARD: She barrel-rolled out the door.
DRIVER: Dammit! This is Chili’s all over again.
Photos: Splash News
haha
Wow…looking pretty good and healthy here
Wait, so she’s an escort now? Wow, wouldn’t have seen that coming.
Wow! I’m impressed. I think this is the first thread ever without a bunch of morons at the top going “FIRST!??!!?!?!?!”
This finally proves that Paris Hilton is less stupid and dumb than her.
FIRST!!!!!!!!! (sorry wtf)
her bag says ‘blow’ on it….
It’s just a message to anybody,in any corner of the world.That she’s really THAT ignorant and dumb.
Lindsey is simply out of control. I saw her on a show where someone is suppose to help her with cleaning up her house.
HAHAHAHA!!! DUDE!!! You KILL me!!! “The Hot sign”! You’re a comedic genius.
Would this have anything to do with the court-ordered directive that Lindsay can’t travel unless it is court approved? I’m not sure how that work as she did travel over the New Year’s holiday. Was there an official reason given for the cancellation?
She does know that she has to make money in order to continue shopping, right? And that in order to make money as an escort she’s gonna have to start keeping appointments with clients? Her life is ridiculous.
Shes quite the expensive freckled whore. Imagine pulling her panties down and licking her bum. I bet it reeks.
DO A BARREL ROLL, BRIT!
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Now thats just funny: “Dammit, this is Chili’s all over again”
Funny funny funny!
She doesn’t have the power to get to the front of the line at Burger King.
*Here I am, bam bam be be bam Rough you like hurricane*
Her hair is really hairy. She’s almost to the point that you wouldn’t nail her.
I still would though.
those crazy kids, always up to something haha
21st!!!!!!!!!
I like the black hair better than blond. I think these are nice pics.
What a MORON. This shows why nobody in Hollywood wants to work with this bitch. All she has to do is stumble drunkenly onto the plane ontime, and a dumbass is going to hand her a check for $150,000. Yet the idiot thinks the world revolves around her & holds up the flight for 2 hours. The fact that she wasn’t allowed to board & missed out on her $150,000 payout is the only good thing about this story. Let me tell you, if my flight had been delayed 2 hours for this mental casualty, I would have rallied all the passengers & we would have off’d her on the spot. What a braindead moron…
you little /b/tard you.
I work for the airlines. I can personally attest that there is no such thing as a “hold charge” for airlines. Planes are connected to a computer that records the moment that the brake is released at the gate. If it’s even a moment over scheduled departure, that information must be forwarded on to the Department of Transportation for flights leaving the US along with an explanation for each flight that is late of why that flight was late (mechanical, weather, slow passenger loading, slow baggage loading, etc.). Those numbers are compiled by the feds and reissued to the public as “on time performance.”
No airline… NO AIRLINE… will sacrifice on time performance numbers for any amount of money. There is no delay code for “coked-up bimbo wanted to shop and paid us to hold the plane.”
…someone up there gets it… right ?
[what ? oh not again…
Remember when she flashed her vagina?
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Jeez Lohan what has been up with your hair lately? Something called a shower should take care of that little problem.
Amazingly, I have found that you can lead a full, challenging and intellectually fulfilling life without knowing who “Lindsay Lohan” is.
I am not a huge fan of lindsay, she needs to step back I think
I hope she gets her life together. She has been looking super skinny lately I hope she is eating. Get all of LL’s clothes at http://www.outfitID.com
You haven’t seen Britney, lately, have you?
I’m right with everyone who thinks the drug binges are making her batshit crazy, but she’s definitely pretty. Radiant even. It’s girls like her and Kate Moss who make young girls and models think taking drugs(esp coke) is glam and beautiful
She’s still the queen of boots.
Pull yourself together Lohan. I feel like I’m the only person that feels she can pull through. That performance in The Parent Trap can only keep her career going so far I guess.
If you need to attract more people’s attention, you would choose a pair of colorful Christian Louboutin shoes;if I want to be the protagonist in the dinner,I will Show the fireworks like red clogs the temptation.
why i duno ?