Lindsay Lohan does more side boobery

August 15th, 2006 // 72 Comments

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I knew you’d want to see it so here’s one more angle of Lindsay Lohan’s potato sack side boob. Give it a few more days and I’m sure we’ll have these in IMAX and full 3D panoramic viewing. Which, coincidentally, will be the second greatest day of all time. The first being the day I discovered I could fly. Through walls. With my rock hard penis of destruction.

One more of Lindsay after the jump.


  1. Sir Psycho Sexy

    Skank.

    I can’t see anyone lubing their tool with this bitch unless they were really, really wasted. Grudge fuck, maybe, … No, even then I’d need a lobotomy.

  2. lisad71

    Her rack is just nasty. She needs to ask for her money back.

  3. Getitstraight

    Real but repulsive.

    These no talent, badly dressed, badly coiffed *stars* do not deserve to have all that money to spend, boycott her music, her movies, everything about her please.

  4. dmarie

    Dear Lindsay:

    I am writing to you about an impotent business matter. Yes, you running around throwing your speckled “maybe they’re real maybe they’re not” out the sides of what I can best describe as the XXXXL t-shirt I purchased for Al Roker a few years ago, is turning men impotent.
    I ask that you please go find a hill in Pakistan and pretend you are a gift from Allah.
    Oh, and one more thing, please also stop singing, acting, appearing in public, buying bikinis, and try some sandpaper for the freckles….I hear it works nicely.

  5. alaskanchicsickle

    I’d rather hear more about the SF guy’s mighty penis of destruction.

  6. alaskanchicsickle

    Maybe he could knock out Nicole Richie with his member and then provide her some nutritious sustenance.

  7. daveeech81

    thats not a tit..its two or three ounces of coke.

  8. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    My 6’4″, 350 pound alcoholic uncle, who lives in a camper and shoots skeet at beer cans all day, called me, Lindsay. He wants his shirt back.

  9. stevie is a girls name

    Shes trying to light the ciggarette on her firecrotch. It looks like she borrowed that sweater vest dress breast flashing whatever it is from one mary-kate olsen.

  10. Mike

    It looks so strange seeing that nice plump boob right next to that Ethiopian arm.

  11. lisad71

    @58 Doe your uncle want his man tits back, too?

  12. SGT Joe

    Lindsey Lohan is an extremely lovely, sensuous young lady. It is a shame that the media has to hound her and do everything in their power to make her look bad. It is time to leave her and other celebrities to their private lives.

  13. SGT Joe

    It doesn’t matter if Lindsay Lohan is wearing a potato sack or a sequined gown, she looks exquisite. She expresses beauty and grace and others should learn from her.

  14. Warren Rose

    I don’t care who it is, there’s nothing sexier than side cleavage.

    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com

  15. Warren Rose

    I don’t care who it is, there’s nothing sexier than some side cleavage. Mmmmm yeah!

    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com

  16. herbiefrog

    second pic is great :)
    anyway…sposed to posting the following…

    #24 i’m sure you were right…

    what was the question?

    oh the frock thing…
    love it,
    managed the exposure just right…

    lose the dina soon

    luck babe :)

  17. LEMONSQZ

    #62- ARE YOU THE STALKER?

  18. GG1000

    Boobery? Dude, the word is “boobage” Reporting’s really going downhill these days.

  19. TheOriginal

    Fake Tits + Bimbo Personality + Total Bitch=

    Media Whore who cant sing, has (or had) sickeningly successfull movies, but can’t quite seem to get the grasp on being a mature/decent human being (or employee), with her nose stuck so far up in the air it may as well be up Gods ass, because she’s gonna need to do a lot of brown-nosing to get into heaven. Man! Why do good things happen to bad people? Damn You Firecrotch!

  20. TheOriginal

    To SGT Joe #62 I say:

    If I were able to dress very deshabile all the while pretending that even if I weren’t famous that people wouldn’t stop and take pictures anyway; make inappropriate decisions; become a borderline exhibitionist; act like a total bitch; have no respect for my employers & customers alike and do whatever I want because I’d be an arrogant prick who hangs around the leeching scum of the media, at the same time making millions of dollars along the way, and all it took were some people taking (obviously wanted) pictures of me, so that I’m still circulating in the media and on the headlines because I think thats what makes me cool and in power. Then so be it. Do you think she gives 2 squirts of piss what you have to say. why do people defend such dirt. Lohan should be sent to F-ing Iraq and taught how to live. See how many exhibitionists survive over there. Oh yeah, thats right, there aren’t any! Because they’d be killed! Dirty Slut .. lol, oh I get it. Its a joke, you’re kidding. That’s a good one Joe.

  21. danielle

    what?

  22. lol, side boobery….

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