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I knew you’d want to see it so here’s one more angle of Lindsay Lohan’s potato sack side boob. Give it a few more days and I’m sure we’ll have these in IMAX and full 3D panoramic viewing. Which, coincidentally, will be the second greatest day of all time. The first being the day I discovered I could fly. Through walls. With my rock hard penis of destruction.
One more of Lindsay after the jump.
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gavrilloprincip | August 15, 2006 at 2:37 pm
fake
Carolicious | August 15, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Darling, that’s not fake.
jrzmommy | August 15, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Her stalker just had second thoughts.
Rimmer | August 15, 2006 at 2:44 pm
She should slap Nicole Ritchie unconscious with those and then breastfeed her. There’d still be enough left for Marcia Cross to nibble on.
xavierh | August 15, 2006 at 2:45 pm
It’s clearly her b(r)est feature. The only part of her not littered with melanomae! If she could keep the rest of herself that snowy, she might be desirable again. Though maybe being a different kind snowy is really her problem.
Cruzadas | August 15, 2006 at 2:48 pm
I’m tired of her
xavierh | August 15, 2006 at 2:49 pm
“…different kind OF snowy….”
jrzpussie | August 15, 2006 at 2:49 pm
The word on the street (and by street I mean better entertainment headline websites) is that the guy who coined the LL term “firecrotch” is now coming out and saying that her crotch smells like diarrhea
RichPort | August 15, 2006 at 2:56 pm
SideShow Boob Part II? Much like Lindsay’s freckled cooter, this is a stretch ‘Fish guy…
The Girl | August 15, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Poor potato sack.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 15, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Is that surgery scars just where the tit meets the chest (just above the shadow) or boils? Knowing Li-Lo, it’s probably genital warts.
ImSuicidal | August 15, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Did they photoshop Nicole Richies arm on her?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm
Looks like gramma got out of the shed again. Gramma! Git yer life-giving old hooters back in this shed right now and take off that ‘tater sack ‘fore I take a switch to ya!
Detroit2NYC | August 15, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Looks like an orange inside a sock, albeit an athletic sock with fairly firm elastic support. Though I should be so lucky as to have such bouncy contraptions hanging from my chest…
Sarah-Jean | August 15, 2006 at 3:12 pm
What was she thinking when she woke up that morning, looked in her closet, and decided that THAT was a good dress to wear?
And then proceeded to put it on, without a BRA, and walk outside, IN PUBLIC, like nothing is wrong!
What is wrong with that girl?? Somebody tell me!!!
Doc | August 15, 2006 at 3:16 pm
while we’re on the Family Guy kick… “those aren’t boobs… they’re LIES!!!”
jrzmommy | August 15, 2006 at 3:19 pm
She looks like Axl Rose.
I Fucked Your Honor Student | August 15, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Again with this shit? What the fuck fish dude, do I have to fuck your honor student or what?
parisglam | August 15, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Oh god!
she is a slut!
she made it for the paparazzi!
RenoScarab | August 15, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I love those tasty yabboe’s! Say what you will, but those tater’s would certainly keep you warm in the coming winter months!
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
Spindoc | August 15, 2006 at 4:24 pm
That looks like the Back and Arm of some 75 year old lady down at the Connumity Center for Physical Therapy Swim Classes. God, this girl in 5 years is going to look worse than Farrah Fawcett does Now.
jrzmommy | August 15, 2006 at 4:38 pm
“Sex And The City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people.” Lindsay gushes.
“I am a fan of the show, but I am afraid that if I were actually that promiscuous…my vagina would fall off.”
“Lohan admits she has double-standards about her open attitude to relationships – she wants to be able to sleep with whoever she chooses, but doesn’t want to share her male companions.
She explains, “If I’m going to give my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else.”
biatcho | August 15, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I don’t know why have this urge to start throwing water balloons at people.
Except I wouldn’t fill them with silicone instead of water.
biatcho | August 15, 2006 at 4:51 pm
or maybe instead of throwing silicone balloons at people I could learn to type things in proper English.
clarknova | August 15, 2006 at 4:54 pm
La Lohan looks like a pice of spoiled btawurst.
hamacus | August 15, 2006 at 5:05 pm
I agree #20…I’d like them tater’s with some mustard..uummmm hmmmmm, or I’d guess that would be mayonaise.
LEMONSQZ | August 15, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Wow! I am nowhere near wanting to buttonfluff a woman, but her side view (without the face) is AWESOME!
They don’t look fake, but I find it hard to believe that you can gain it there that fast.
rolson | August 15, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Let’s see…beautiful woman…breast peek…Superfish guy rips it…yep, SFGLLL!
(SuperFicial Guy Loves Lindsay Lohan)
ImSuicidal | August 15, 2006 at 5:16 pm
@24 – maybe you can type it in “jewish”, it would make as much sense.
We’re still have a warm place for you in the link!!!
Nedra93 | August 15, 2006 at 5:18 pm
I’d hit it… I would be happy to be her K-Fed. She could give me an AMEX Black card, I could video tape her burping and talking about time travel… I could start my own record label… I could impregnate her…(twice)Dream come true.
ImSuicidal | August 15, 2006 at 5:20 pm
@25 – I figured out what “pice” is, but what is btawurst > bacon, tomato and asshole wurst???
MeganHarris | August 15, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Lindsay did this on purpose. that slut.
laury | August 15, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Has she no freaking dignity??? Ok, Lindsay, we get it, you like people staring at your big fake tits because you’re desperate for attention. That game was fun a while ago, but it’s really getting old…
Nikky Raney | August 15, 2006 at 5:34 pm
that looks grosssss
looks like an old lady
AmericanMcKrout | August 15, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Enuff w/ the ‘creamy, blue-veined globes of perfection’! (Thank you, Rebecca Brandewyne.) Ain’t no use pretending those things are real. Dear God, just please tell me she’s wearing panties!
On a lighter note: see how she’s holding her cigarette so close to her crotch? Someone told her that’s the only way to get rid of an, um, infestation.
diddleysquat | August 15, 2006 at 6:05 pm
I just wanna run up and grab those things and shake ‘em like a coupla chocolate milks!!!
LEMONSQZ | August 15, 2006 at 6:06 pm
#33 ~ Puhleeze! You looked, you looked real hard! Jealousy has no place at THE SUPERFICIAL!
lohans8ball | August 15, 2006 at 6:16 pm
How can she not be aware that her tit is being revealed from the side? I’m very aware if my balls are getting some extra air from a side opening. If I want people to see my balls however, I throw kicks.
Point is, everything she’s doing is calculated. Look at the unnatural way she’s reaching for the door.. she wants us to look at her hard round tit.
It aint pretty firecrotch, it aint pretty..
lohans8ball | August 15, 2006 at 6:18 pm
100 % hard and fake. Like me right now.
Haroof | August 15, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Jesus H. does she have a single spot on her body that isn’t consumed by freckles?!?
dupababy | August 15, 2006 at 6:32 pm
ahh now we all know that doctor-god-almighty gave her that boobage.. and i’m so glad to see she continues to use them in further service to him.. http://www.stingybitches.com
HolisticWisdomcom | August 15, 2006 at 6:56 pm
It looks like a comfortable dress. VERY comfortable.
Speaking of a rock hard penis, a customer of our recently was telling me that he tried Levirol Male Enhancement Pills… kinda like an herbal viagra and said they were great for flying through walls with a rock hard penis of destruction.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sexual-dysfunction.htm
sita | August 15, 2006 at 7:16 pm
you can practically see the silicone through her boob… seriously now
Mya | August 15, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Fake or not, her boobs look lovely. I’ve known of people who’ve gotten disastrously ugly boob jobs so lucky her! I liked her in Parent Trap and Mean Girls and since she’s an actress anyway, why should we care how she presents herself elsewhere? Those who don’t like her appearance can always look the other way.
bogdana | August 15, 2006 at 7:48 pm
I think she stole that putfit from a poor cambodian fishing village. I, too, have grown weary of her. The freckled firecrotch is not attractive nor particularly talented. Plus, redheads freak me out. Me, and the Amish, but for different reasons.
LEMONSQZ | August 15, 2006 at 7:51 pm
#38——- ball flesh is alot more sensitive than boob flesh. FFS! We have those extra pockets of fat, yall just have orbs of delight. ;P
krisdylee | August 15, 2006 at 7:52 pm
What a useless tit.
LEMONSQZ | August 15, 2006 at 7:52 pm
#45——–oh no you DIDN’T! Redheads have secrets that were even stated in the Bible!
Wanna be Moses and part the Red Sea?
buahahahahahahahahahahaha!
knowhere | August 15, 2006 at 8:23 pm
sideboob is god’s gift to people. to make up for his followers.
I Will Eat Your Children | August 15, 2006 at 8:34 pm
If you get aroused by anyones “sideboob” least of all this ginger minger with pale scrawny bruised legs then i suggest you join a dating agency or order a russian bride. These are the first steps to recovery, maybe one day you’ll actually have sex with a person instead of that blow up doll you keep in the closet.