Lindsay Lohan was spotted making out with Callum Best (some guy from Britain) at Wednesday’s Nylon Magazine party.
“This isn’t a serious relationship,” one friend tells us. “He’s a piece of s-. He’s a wanna-be celebrity. Lindsay trusts people until they hurt her.” Whatever their future, Lohan was in fine form at the Tenjune bash. “She was lifting up her skirt, and sending people over to [her friend, deejay] Samantha Ronson when she didn’t like what she was playing,” said a spy.”
And just cause, here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off her puffy face at the Nylon magazine party. I’m not sure why she looks so concerned in all the pictures though. I’m guessing she’s trying to hide a fart.
Danner | May 11, 2007 at 9:15 am
Fake tans are bad.
beans_caw | May 11, 2007 at 9:16 am
Maybe she needs to poop.
Captain America | May 11, 2007 at 9:17 am
Do you imagine her Vagina looks like Melanie Griffith’s Left Knee?
Discuss
PS-I do and it gets me all gassy.
Fifth Stooge | May 11, 2007 at 9:18 am
The driver of the 18 wheeler was not injured.
FRIST!!! | May 11, 2007 at 9:21 am
Why does she even bother WEARING clothes anymore. Seems like more work to take your shirt off or lift your skirt up than it would to just skip the whole getting dressed thing altogether. Stupid Lindsay, always doing things the hard way…
teetee | May 11, 2007 at 9:21 am
I bet if you were to scrape off all that camoflage make-up on her face, she has a freckled giraffe-print-like skin tone.
HollyJ | May 11, 2007 at 9:22 am
She’s an orange cheese puff. Her face looks spongy, like it’s retaining semen..er..I mean water
gaygaygaygaygay | May 11, 2007 at 9:23 am
I really what she’d look like under one of those special lights that show sun damage on the face. I bet she’d look like one of the Blue Man Group.
FRIST!!! | May 11, 2007 at 9:26 am
She looks confused. Probably trying to remember if he zipper is on the side or on the back…and she’s itching to get that damn dress off. It’s cramping her style, having to wear clothes. Or maybe she just farted.
Plastic Sturgeon | May 11, 2007 at 9:28 am
To say it is a slow gossip news day would be putting it mildly.
Frist: Glad you are not Kelli. How’s the job hunt comming along?
Bugman4045 | May 11, 2007 at 9:31 am
I can’t decide which kind of ending I would prefer Lindsay to perform:
“Margo Kidder”- wandering crazy through the streets of LA
“Farrah Fawcett”- embarrassingly stoned on TV interviews
“Dana Plato”- meth addicted petty thief.
So many possibilities. Regardless, we know at least it will not be anything new. Even in her self destruction she is hopelessly unoriginal.
bellasera | May 11, 2007 at 9:35 am
Is that a herp I see on her lip in those pics? And what is with the two different colored eyes? LOVELY.
The Squizz | May 11, 2007 at 9:38 am
I think she probably has some disease like cack-in-mouth-disease or something. Plus she smells like piss. I think if you took one of those CSI lights to her, you could see the cum stains from Jupiter.
KatieKates | May 11, 2007 at 9:39 am
Eww, she does have a herp on her lip. Amongst other places, I presume. This bitch looks good, though – for a forty year old. -gag-
shanonorato | May 11, 2007 at 9:40 am
Something smells like cheese.
Dureagonfly | May 11, 2007 at 9:45 am
WTF….The skin tone, the different colored eyes, the herpes, and (sighing with disgust)
her bra is hanging out the top of her dress…then again We should be happy she has a bra on..
FRIST!!! | May 11, 2007 at 9:48 am
#10, Pretty good. I just sent my resumes out Wed, and already got called by a CPA firm yesterday to come in today. So, I’m getting ready to go down there. Thank you for asking.
PLUS this other law firm that had their office in the same building said for me to come in Mon and do some part time work for them while I’m looking for perm full time, so either way I get to work!!! :)
Hecubus | May 11, 2007 at 9:50 am
SO SO SO SO SOOOO FUCKING DISGUSTING. There are many of these celebrity whores that offend my sense of decency but this one honestly makes me feel physically sick just looking at her.
And I’ll say it again, with that smart ass face she looks just like that little prick from Malcom in the middle.
helistar | May 11, 2007 at 9:52 am
I hate that fish keeps posting about this freckled whore.. get some new material dude..
yolatengo | May 11, 2007 at 9:57 am
wow! I like Carrot Top better before his bob job.
bellasera | May 11, 2007 at 9:59 am
#20 LMAO!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
N@ughty | May 11, 2007 at 10:02 am
either its a fart or she shitted on herself…or i shitted on HER
freakflag | May 11, 2007 at 10:05 am
“Did I leave my coke on the bathroom sink? OH! Cameras!”
N@ughty | May 11, 2007 at 10:09 am
#23 LMAO!!! good one man! or are you a girl? oh my god! i’ll never know!
*punches self until passed out…completely
chaunceygardner | May 11, 2007 at 10:27 am
She is going to age soooooooo fucking hard. I can’t wait.
imran karim | May 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
looks like she could use some botox
imran karim
anothershityear | May 11, 2007 at 10:52 am
puffy and pretty, coked-up and cute
she’s one of the best-looking overrated overpaid crack-whores around right now
best pic is the third on the top, she’s frowning and smiling at the same time, is she trying to become Hillary Jr. now?
fake tans would be okay.. if they didn’t always end up bright-pumpkin orange
i can’t wait until the day some high-fashion company boldly comes out with experimental green fake-tan, and all these celebs and models walk around looking like martians
Nikk The Templar | May 11, 2007 at 11:04 am
I think the poor dear’s feet hurt.
elf | May 11, 2007 at 11:18 am
she’s cute. a lil eyebrow pluckage would look better though:)
bungoone | May 11, 2007 at 11:19 am
where is the herpe?? all i see is a freckle on her lip.
what’s up with her face in all these pictures? she’s probably confused as to why no one likes her anymore.
LeeLee | May 11, 2007 at 11:26 am
maybe she’s trying out a new “I’m smart look”
She probably thought if she starts trying to think of important things when the camera is on , it’ll come across smart!
Fool Proof!
monkeyrotica | May 11, 2007 at 11:28 am
I think it bears repeating:
-block a sneeze wrong and you’ll burst your eardrums.
-block a fart wrong and you’ll burst your asshole.
-do both at the same time and you’ll explode.
Also, if you chew your toenails, a foot will grow in your stomach. It happened to this kid I knew in gradeschool. He had to move away for mysterious reasons. Either he ate his toenails and his stomach foot kicked its way out or he blocked his sneezefart and blew up. Let this be a warning.
LoneWolf | May 11, 2007 at 11:28 am
Coupla things:
It’s not a herp, it’s a freckle. It’s been there for years. I’m ashamed that I know that.
Agree w/#28 – those shoes look like they’re killers – toes all squooshed together and what not. But they are without a doubt the hottest things about her.
She’s either wearing two different colored contacts or just one lens. Either way, it’s entirely deliberate. She’s a total attention hoo-ah.
Preliminary word on “Georgia Rule” is that is sucks like Paris Hilton trying to get out of a jail sentence.
That is all.
iamsosmrt | May 11, 2007 at 11:35 am
Check the nippy blohan post right below this one, how do her boobs go from looking like big giant C’s to little B’s in the span of a few days?
I guess her freckles got hungry.
Freckles live off spongy, doughy, whore fat you know. That’s why blohan is covered from head to toe in a nice layer… of fat and freckles.
Paris Hilton used to have lots of freckles too but hers died off, you’d think it was from her lack of fat to feed them but, actually her herpes epidermis killed them all. Her skin layers are basically just entire diseases.
I wear protective goggles whenever I look at posts with Lindsay, Britney or Paris because ocular syphilis is very dangerous and contagious “just one look and I felt so … sick, sick, sick .”I recommend you all do the same.
And boys just jerking off to this slutty slut and you’ll get gonorrhea. BAD.
Britney | May 11, 2007 at 11:45 am
she has amazing skin – much like a 60 year old, all weathered and beaten. like that one lunch monitor I had back in elementary school who would smoke cigarette after cigarette outside in the school yard and had that raspy scary voice… I think Lindsay should just be what she was born to be – a scary lunch monitor in some elementary school far far away from here… maybe somewhere in Iraq.
bungoone | May 11, 2007 at 11:46 am
seriously, how you do mistake that freckle for the open sores that Katie Holmes always has on her face?
Britney | May 11, 2007 at 11:50 am
and another thing that dress looks like shit she should really try things on before she spends all that money she doesn’t deserve to have. crack whore.
RichPort | May 11, 2007 at 11:50 am
Shark: Why the hell does this chick keep jumping over me?
Other shark: Doesn’t it smell fishier every time she does?
kmart | May 11, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Is it just me, or does she look like an orange Alicia Silverstone in these pics? And is she crying in the first small pic? Looks like a tear. Ploys for sympathy will get you nowhere, girl.
Phazon | May 11, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Seriously no one cares about what this bitch does, the only article I wanna read about her is if someone stabs her.
LeeLee | May 11, 2007 at 12:21 pm
# 34 iamsosmrt– I love your description of gonorrhea–”BAD” haha awesome after all the other details of your post
meee | May 11, 2007 at 12:26 pm
she needs to pluck her eyebrows. they should not be the same thickness all the way across.
Spindoc | May 11, 2007 at 12:46 pm
That is the youngest I’ve seen her look….now she only looks like a 35 year old Bowling Alley Waitress instead of a 40 year old one.
bribear__x3 | May 11, 2007 at 12:50 pm
the tan looks horrible,
what happened to her?
i used to love her when she didn’t act like a dumb crackwhore.
so sad, =/.
lastangelman | May 11, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Bless my blunderbuss, the naffe is on Limbaugh meds. Don’t believe me? Bet she is already hard of hearing. Try shouting at her. Go ahead. Just try it. Shouting at her. In her ears. With a bullhorn. That is.
FRIST!!! | May 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Let’s all just be thankful she doesn’t have any kids. In fact, she should be forced to get her tubes tied or something. Shit like that shouldn’t be allowed to procreate, look what happened to Britney!!!
Those poor kids probably aren’t even aware that they have a mother. Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if they are incapable of any awareness, she probably gave them all F.A.S.
herbiefrog | May 11, 2007 at 2:27 pm
if you look again…
as a series of pics…
…its like a casting session
1. “ok you need to look betrayed”
2. “same pose… more light”
3. “oh bugger… actually we feel pretty good : )”
4. “mika? what about mika?”
5. “wow… was that an external thought again?”
6. “yeah right… we arent stupid yall no? : )”
#
7. “hey babe… lookin good : ) [creep to your right btw...]”
8. “ooo stern… did we say something wronmg?
…or did we do something wrong? : ))”
…you are doin fine babe : )
…relax, enjoy, live, breathe : ))
[[what?]]
lol babe : ))
Bugman4045 | May 11, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Over at http://www.rottentomatoes.com/
“Georgia Rule” is currently scoring 17% positive reviews- that is, 62 of 75 national reviews have said it sucks.
#34 great post
herbiefrog | May 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm
#34
…thanks for your post : )
you compared a number of people…
“Lindsay, Britney n Paris”
ok…
you need some perspective…
britney is a “singer” who tried to be an actress
paris tried to be a a “singer” and an “actress”
lindsay is a natural actress who writes great lyrics [ie the truth] …
…but maybe doesnt need to be a pop artist
[wtf?]
[its true : ) ]
[[[done]]]
over…
herbiefrog | May 11, 2007 at 2:52 pm
ooo bugger…
the creep is actually to her left
…thats
…the problem
…with
…projection : )
everything could be reversed