Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a break from rehab and entering the lobby of her apartment building yesterday. Residents of the Wonderland Center are allowed to leave to attend AA meetings and medical appointments, but I’m pretty sure neither of those are in Lindsay’s apartment. And notice her clever disguise to avoid attention. Nothing blends in more than wearing a jacket over your head like you’re a ghost. We’re lucky she’s not a spy, because I doubt the CIA would ever catch her. She’d end up sneaking into the White House by putting on a giant panda suit and pretending to read a newspaper as she walked by the guards.
c’mon Binky, standing ‘ovasions?’ BE ADEQITE!
c’mon Binky, standing ‘ovasions?’ BE ADEQITE!
shit, what’s with the double posting?
I’ll buy a ‘t’
mr t? he don’t take no jibba jabba!
The bigger they are the harder they ball. “Does that make any sense?” My asshole says it does!
My name is RichPort and I’m a homosexual.
Finally one of your links work….but….too much info…
Lord, RichPort’s troll, you should try harder. The gay thing isn’t funny.
And notice her clever disguise to avoid attention. Nothing blends in more than wearing a jacket over your head like you’re a ghost. We’re lucky she’s not a spy, because I doubt the CIA would ever catch her. She’d end up sneaking into the White House by putting on a giant panda suit and pretending to read a newspaper as she walked by the guards.
Oh Superfish. I adore you.
When there’s a job to do, you gotta do it yourself.
Now where did I put that 8-ball?
You go Lindzer. You’ll be back on the cocks in no time.
i’m telling you – she went to get her stash. a guy in 12C probably had some primo shit, which he said couldn’t be topped. Well it will be – tonight.
Oh please, people in the “rehab industry” (if that’s what it’s called) LAUGH at this place called Wonderland. Basically, it’s a glorified spa with counselors. In real rehab, patients aren’t allowed to watch TV or even use the phone in the beginning. At Wonderland, she has the ammenities of a 5 star hotel. She is even permitted to go to work every day. What a JOKE.
The things that are wrong with Paris can never be fixed because they are an integral part of her personality, Britney is a delusional, entitled, white trash dumbass. Linsay is basically a pretty good person with some painful problems and deserves more support. I think people who can only kick someone when they’re down are assholes. It’d be different if you were talking about Mel Gibson seeking treatment but addicts come in all personalities – Lindsay has a nice one, Mel doesn’t.
AND – it doesn’t matter WHERE she goes you stupid bitches, she has to take a piss test when she gets back.
so, maybe it is one more reality show? lindsay lohan trying to get into the white house wearing each day a different animal suit??
Viddy the Lohan all you Biel lovers for this is what a real woman is meant to look like.
Welcome back Linds.
Rehab is to addicts what slimfast is to fatties: a guaranteed moneyspinner out of the same fools over and over and over and over…
#67 – totally right. Besides, Hohan is simply going to rehab because everyone is telling her to, and not because she thinks she has a problem. A very cynical (and judging by the photo, poorly planned) PR stunt from somebbody who lives for drinking, partying and sleeping around and has no intention of giving it up
Gee…what a shocker.
Poor Lindsay suffered a relapse in rehab. She was busted for sneaking in drugs and sailors.
She was just craving some penis.
My penis.
Give the girl a break.
@37…That’s a good point. Wonderland is supposed to be one of those ‘high-end’ posh rehab facilities, too. So, seeing as how only the rich and famous (and subsequently coked out of their skulls) can afford to attend, they probably bend the rules. Just for them. Cause they be special.
I hate that Keith Urban guy, but when he commited himself to rehab, he stayed for the initial 30 days, then lengthened his stay to 90 (it was his choice) to get the help he needs. I think he left once for a wedding or funeral or something. Despite being a douchebag, he wasn’t out baiting the paprazzi like this cunt.
Paparazzi. Too early. Need drugs. I mean, coffee.
I see the Cloak of Invisibility doesn’t work for her either. I tried to put mine on that one time the cops caught me buying a few ounces from the bloodclots on my block… somehow, they caught me. Maybe I should have been wearing some clothes underneath…
#58 – krisdylee, be nice to my AWFULLY bad troll… the VA stopped paying for his meds and he’s forced to pretend he still lives in 1982. I wonder how he cums without balls?
Ummm… is a Ferret M.I.A. or what?
Pinky–email my Xanga and I’ll give you directions to the party.
A NATION OF TOW TRUCKS
Does that mean those BIG, SUPER DUTY, LUXURY, MEGA CAB pickup trucks are no longer in style? Is America’s love affair with the luxury TOW TRUCK dead? Those luxury super duty trucks are basically the same body chasis as a tow truck. If you don’t believe me just look at the badge on the front fender of the truck. It will say F-250, F-350 SuperDuty on your typical tow truck as well as on your typical LUXURY MEGA TRUCK. They call them Texas Limos in Texas. And by the way, those fancy trucks get about 12 miles to the gallon depending on whether you remove the tailgate or not. Driving without a tail gate will increase your mileage to about 12.1 miles per gallon. Think about that the next time you see one of those urban cowboys driving without a tailgate.
Didn’t Bush use a big, old, Super Duty, Gas Guzzling, pickup truck to drive his little puppy (Barney) around the ranch. What a waste of a pickup truck. It could have been so easily converted to a tow truck and used for real work.
How many Americans drive their pickup truck for show? Don’t worry, if you lose your job, you can always convert that luxury heavy duty pickup into a tow truck and start a tow truck service. You can make $60/$100 an hour and you can charge more if they call you at 3′clock in the morning.
What are Ford and Dodge going to do? They can always recycle the metal and rubber and make 10 “Smart Cars” out of each heavy duty pickup truck.
On second thought, I emailed yours.
yeah, what up with ferret???
biatcho, hold on a second then check your xanga email.
momma – check your xanga email…
#77 – WTF are you talking about? Are you insane or just a spammer??
@77:
While it’s not often the common truck buyer needs one vehicle to tow nearly 16,000 pounds, pamper rear-seat passengers with more legroom than in a Maybach, or rumble from 0 to 60 in under 10 seconds, it doesn’t hurt that Dodge now offers just such a hauler. With the Ram Mega Cab–available in the regular 1500 as well as the 2500 and 3500 heavy-duty configurations, with either a 5.7-liter Hemi or a 5.9-liter Cummins diesel (2500 and 3500 only)–Dodge has invented a new category, one that’s ideal for big families with big needs or Shaq and four of his teammates. Compared with the Ram 1500 Quad Cab 4×4 in this competition, our Mega Cab 2500 4×4 tester overshadowed its little brother by 20 inches in length and nearly three inches in height.
Most of that 20-inch spread goes to the rear-seat legroom, a remarkable 44.2 inches, four more inches than in a Maybach 62 limo. Dodge doesn’t distinguish between its regular-duty Rams and its bigger, tougher, industrial-strength models as Ford does. The Ram 2500s and 3500s might look just like Ram 1500s, but they’re different trucks under the skin. So perhaps more impressive than the Mega Cab’s prom potential is the ability of the biggest Ram to quickly and adeptly gobble asphalt. With 325 horses on tap, not to mention a staggering 610 pound-feet of torque, from its 5.9-liter Cummins turbodiesel, the Mega Cab 2500 hit 60 in 9.7 seconds on the way to a quarter-mile time of 17.3 at 79.3 mph. Not too shabby for a rig that dents the scales with nearly four tons. Despite its size and weight, a wheelbase that spans over 13 feet, and relatively small 265 tires, the Mega Cab surprisingly pulled 0.71 g on the skidpad (matching the Ram 1500 with 20-inch rubber) and a 29.9-second time on the figure-eight course, just a tenth behind the 1500.
Granted, the Mega Cab required an additional 21 feet to stop from 60 compared with the 1500, but otherwise, there’s not much of a performance trade-off, especially in light of the 2500′s towing (12,300 pounds) and payload (1500 pounds) prowess.
oh yeah – lindsay was definitely stopping by to pick up her emergency pill stash.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
This had to be a publicity stunt – she knew that someone would see her and photograph her.
How sad that media attention is more important to her than getting well.
and what the hell is up with #77 ? Was that a commercial?
Did they find the 80′s refugee she stole the boots from to make her escape?
#64 woodhorse
So Lindsay is just a nice kid huh? Hmm, I guess it was nice of her to scream and freak out because her former assistant was at an event with their new boss? Or to try to pound the door down at 6am at the Scores Strip club? Or to….I mean where do I end?
It’s people like you trying to excuse her spiraling behavior that are the reason she will be a burned out husk, broke, drugged out, and useless before she turns 25.
MAYBE if somebody had taken her away from her mother while she was still a baby she would have had a chance, but no, this girl is a selfish, boarderling psycho. Since her acting isn’t entertaining anymore how can you blame us for at least being entertained by her ongoing self-destruction?
The guy behind her with the camera is dressed like Pacman (“< chomp chomp chomp!
I am prettier and smarter, sexier and more talented. Do you want to see pictures of me and give me money?
sciencguy I think you took a wrong turn somewhere near the beansprouts..
Good for her.
#87 Spindoc – you must be of the mentality that if no one sees it, it doesn’t count. Like all that shit you’ve done before and didn’t get caught so it doesn’t count. So now you’re grown and more sensible and SO SUPERIOR (except for that hypocrisy problem) – as for the “incidents” we don’t know all that the other assholes involved did: nothing is ever one person’s fault.
oh – and learn to read, Spindoc. I never “excused” her behavior. Her behavior has been sad and humiliating and bizarre. I definitely believe she will never have a decent life – or personality – if she doesn’t stay sober. I’m just saying if she gets help and makes it, she’s probably nice. A sober Britney and a sober Paris would still be nasty.
The filthy twat is not allowed to use the showers or toilets at Wonderland, hence she is returning home for a dump. (She should try the side of the road like a dog instead of driving all the way home.)
BTW, a bag over her head would be more appropriate.
Everybody hates Lindsay Lohan. What a loser.
this type of story
sums up the george bush society
that you have built for yourselves
…what’s wrong ?
…with a little fun?
just that it might…
…connect you
…and they dont want that
no… they dont want that
but here we are… : ))
still here after all these years
oh… we soooo luv rock n roll : ))
The world is at war with terrorists, aids is killing millions , global warming is ruining the ski season- and Lindsy Lowlife is still busy smoking crack, imo
COCAINEEEEEE
well, if i were the rehab people i’d just lock the door and consider myself lucky!