Lindsay Lohan ditches rehab
Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a break from rehab and entering the lobby of her apartment building yesterday. Residents of the Wonderland Center are allowed to leave to attend AA meetings and medical appointments, but I’m pretty sure neither of those are in Lindsay’s apartment. And notice her clever disguise to avoid attention. Nothing blends in more than wearing a jacket over your head like you’re a ghost. We’re lucky she’s not a spy, because I doubt the CIA would ever catch her. She’d end up sneaking into the White House by putting on a giant panda suit and pretending to read a newspaper as she walked by the guards.