Lindsay Lohan denies grope-fest with Bruce Willis

Lindsay Lohan’s rep insists that Lindsay wasn’t messing around with Bruce Willis as reported in “The New York Post” last Thursday. The rep says they were hanging out together at a party following the premiere of his new movie “Hostage”, but they were not groping each other. Lindsay’s rep also wants everyone to know that Lindsay’s tattoo is on her lower back and not her right butt cheek, and that it says La Bella Vita (The Beautiful Life) and not La Bella Vista (The Beautiful View) as claimed by the person who supposedly watched Bruce’s hands work her jeans down low enough to display the tattoo. I guess this means Lindsay Lohan isn’t a whore anymore. Oh wait, no it doesn’t.