Lindsay Lohan may have a new man in her life – Olympic gold medalist Shaun White. The couple shared an intimate night together at New York club Bungalow 8 on Tuesday – and White is already boasting about his conquest. The snowboarder says, “Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip. Coming home from Italy, everybody’s been running up to me, saying how proud they are. It’s been crazy and so I had to get some time to have fun.”
I have no idea if this is true or not, but I’ll choose to believe it, only because it’s hard to imagine Lindsay Lohan not having sex with a new man every night. The girl smokes more meat than a Texas barbecue. It’s like I was telling her the other day in bed: “Lindsay, you’ve gotta have some self-respect. Now hurry up and put those antlers back on.”
“Screwing” should probably be substituted for “dating” in articles involving her, Kate Moss, or Paris Hilton from now on.
I’m thinking Lohan should just start charging for sex, why give it away for free to every guy in America? She could make a tape for Red Light and make some money. This way she can get that adult, not teen queen look she’s going for…Plus, with her “acting skills” I don’t know how she makes any money doing other films…
“Smokes more meat than a TX BBQ”
That’s awesome. Shouldn’t the headline say “Lindsay Lohan Is the Pole Riding Olympic Champion”
Poster # 28 – LOL!
Well that is what Lindsay Lohan says at the end of 8-10 inches – arghh arghh arghhh.
These posts are great! Been a while since I was home at TheSuperFicial.com
Thanks All!
lysistrata11
He was making fun of a celebrity for being stupid, in a post filled with grammatical errors… That’s why I said something idiot.
lysistrata11 (comma)
He was making fun of a celebrity for being stupid, (no comma) in a post filled with grammatical errors… That’s why I said something idiot.
I’ve already found two grammatical errors in your post. Don’t call someone an idiot unless you’re fucking Einstein yourself. Now quit being a dick to people on the site.
Oh yeah. “That’s why I said something idiot.” There should be a comma between “something” and “idiot” as you are addressing me as one. Fucking brilliant.
Who really boasts to their friends that they were seen at the famous [insert any club name]? Thats the dummest quote iv heard in a while.
#55, OMG are you STILL on that? Easy buddy, let it go. (Bug exhales)
Hey Superficial:
Since spring in coming perhaps, a little Spring-cleaning is necessary. : )
WOOOOOOOORD, ESQ.
I hope Shaun had the good sense to tape their sex romp, but then again, just saw a picture of Shaun so it may not make for good viewing. Bloody hell, is this sheila desperate or what!?
nobody pointed out “intellegence” in post 22- okay okay- now I’m off it- promise
Everyone here’s been talking about lindsay being a tramp and other posters’ grammatical errors; i’m astounded that none of you have mentioned this dumbass snowboarder’s horrendous use of “her and i”. “her and i”?! get an education, please.
#64, I noticed but at the moment I just didn’t want to post.
This picture reminds me of that old SNL skit:nerd geek or spaz , although this guy is more of a dweeb. flying tomato pfffft.
Oh oh, check out my boy’s post about this…
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com
She’s hot. I don’t blame anybody for having sex with her.
yuck i can’t believe he’s from san diego! i’m ashamed of my hometown!
(blackheart can you please correct my post for me and mark my score with a red pencil? and will this be part of our final grade?)
ESQ and LaydeeBug
If we’re doing some spring cleaning, I suggest we start with all who have a name that rhymes with boozy boo.
How come it always says dating when they really mean ‘got fisted by’?
that dude is vile looking, how in the world does he get any chicks to talk to him without a gold medal…?!
Well they do say that people are attracted to those similar to themselves…
Ginger + Ginger = whole lotta Ginger
I happy for Shuan becuase he finally lost his viginity but I’m not sure he’s aware of the kind of sexually transmitted nightmare world he’s just stepped into. Nailing the town bike is nothing to be proud of son.
He’s so a woman. I didn’t know Lindsay Lohan was a homosexual. Who knew?
(BTW he wants a date with Sasha Cohen..hahaha. Yeah, right.)
He’s so a woman. I didn’t know Lindsay Lohan was a homosexual. Who knew?
(BTW he wants a date with Sasha Cohen..hahaha. Yeah, right.)
the #1 post was hilarious, and sums it up quite nicely.
Damn what a ho!!!
She really has no standards at this point. That snowboarder guy actually sort of looks like carrot top.
I just realized who he actually looks like!!! He looks like the CHARACTER in Mask – the son that was so ill.
And I have to add, I saw his interview this morning on CNN and although he does need a little coaching on how to handle himself verbally in one, he was actually charming…
Dating and hookin up for a one nighter are two totally different things. Lyndsey doesn’t date, she slips into your room in the middle of the night, slimes ya, and leaves.
She is starting to be able to compete with PeePee Paris.
I wish I were famous so I could bang her ! At least before she gets AIDS.
okay so all this bashing on Shaun White that isn’t cool.
I actualy like him. I has accomplished alot and that picture on the website is just a bad piture. He is an admirable charming guy who is not half as ugly as everyone is saying. Shaun is funny and really has accomplished tons of stuff. He pulls off sweet stuff at every competition and this year alone he won 2 gold medals at the x-games and a gold at the Olympics in Torrino.
and… I personally think he is hot.
It seems to me to be very rude and assuming to correct people’s grammar. Especially, if you have made errors in yours also.
i love how around a few days ago she wanted to “shed” her party-girl image and now she goes and probably has sex with every guy she meets. this girl has a new guy every three days, although i tend to think that the presss blows up stars’ relationships.
WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS ABOUT THIS GIRL?
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Oh my dear k.a.t.i.e.(#81)- Being a good athlete (and pulling off “sweet stuff”) does not automatically make someone attractive. However, having money does.
What was I saying…oh yeah, at first I thought you might be his sister or something. But when I got to the end of your post I realized you aren’t his sister, you might just be 13 years old. And who am I to say what’s attractive…To each her own, ya know? So what’s the point of my post? No, seriously, please let me know when you figure that out.
I thunk shees real purdy, I don’d no if I spells corecctely, but thankffuly knowbody hear kares…..
Someone refresh my memory when does she go get to get her blood taken and given her monthly shots. I dont see how her cooch hangs in there as rail thin as she gets .. I bet that why she got fat again she was so loose and so thin her vag just starting falling out… or was that her penis … either way she got fat so she could stuff it back in.
Tania
1- I am 16
2- I am NOT a gold digger
and
3- I seriously think Shaun White is extremely hot
OK I know it’s wayyyyyyyyyyyy too late to comment but cut me some slack people:i’ve been in Africa for the past two years(where the hell have you been?)and all my friends are hosting a getting me back into pop culture party and are using the Superfish as an aid since I haven’t been near a TV for a while.frist thing I have to say is Shaun White repulses and attractics me at the same time.the second is why lindsay lo/hohan she turned into such a skank!I understand that he probaly wanted to get screwed because no one else would but really shaun have moe integretiy-that is screw somone with more class.like that Reid girl
okay first of all: SHAUN WHITE’S FREAKING HOT!:) thank you!<3 oh, and by the way, there is no way that he freaking hooked up with that annorexic little whore bag who does dope and weed every night probably because she grew up in a bad home. WAHHH go cry me a river. i know people who grew up in a bad home and aren’t drug addicts who can’t keep their food down. just because Shaun is better at snowboarding than anyone in the world will ever be, doesn’t mean that you should all be jealous of him. he earned that gold medal. he brought his best and he deserved it. he has every right to be a little cocky saying that all the girls will love him, HECK I LOVED HIM AFTER HE WON IT!:)