Lindsay Lohan may have a new man in her life – Olympic gold medalist Shaun White. The couple shared an intimate night together at New York club Bungalow 8 on Tuesday – and White is already boasting about his conquest. The snowboarder says, “Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip. Coming home from Italy, everybody’s been running up to me, saying how proud they are. It’s been crazy and so I had to get some time to have fun.”
I have no idea if this is true or not, but I’ll choose to believe it, only because it’s hard to imagine Lindsay Lohan not having sex with a new man every night. The girl smokes more meat than a Texas barbecue. It’s like I was telling her the other day in bed: “Lindsay, you’ve gotta have some self-respect. Now hurry up and put those antlers back on.”
EG | February 23, 2006 at 12:22 pm
up next. Lindsay Lohan Bangs CarrotTop.
Spindoc | February 23, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Lindsey Lohan needs to talk to Jenna Jameson about getting some pratice taking two or three guys at the same time. Thats the only way she’ll be able to keep up with her quest to become the biggest cum-rag in Hollywood.
Akapee | February 23, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Apart from Paris Hilton, anyone in Hollywood whose pussy itches more than Lindsey Lohan will be imprisoned.
SuperSpence | February 23, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Sperm Dumpster!
andrewthezeppo | February 23, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I love the Superficial, but I hate when they mislead about the facts of an article. How does him saying “Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time.” translate to them “sharing an intimate evening” or justify saying they are dating?
It’s a club with hundreds of people dancing and loud music, doesn’t sound very intimate.
asmith | February 23, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I’ve been praying for this girl to go away. My prayers just haven’t been answered yet…..why isn’t god listening to me??? She can take Mariah with her when she goes too. Ya know what, add Brit and KFed to the list. Oh, and why not Tom & Katie…they annoy me too. OK, I’ll agree to keeping all those if you can just get rid of Kirsten Dunst. OK, I’m done.
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I alos love The Superficial. I especially love when they mislead about the facts of an article.
Come on, Andrewthe zeppo, the articles are culled from such prestigious sources…..are you REALLY bummed out about anyone riffing on facts provided by Star mag?
Based on the scant onfo we’ve been provided, I personally am going to assume that Lindsay spent the entire night with her tongue up his ass.
Your Eponizer | February 23, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Shaun White is the same guy who hopes “Sasha Cohen dates gold medalists”. He’s trying to be a player. But he’s too ugly.
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 12:50 pm
typo-”also”
and “info”
i’m just so excited to post, my proofreading has fallen by the wayside…….
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Finally, something new.
Oh #5, Andrew, are you new here?
By the way, I heard on another site that she had an intimate evening in a draped-off boothe with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (ugh). Don’t know if it’s true, but in her defense, it could be anything or nothing.
Heather | February 23, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Hahhaha oh man. Shaun White went to my middle/high school–weird kid. He was in a few of my classes. There is no way he’d get any good stuff if he weren’t famous. Just look at the kid. I have middle school photos if you guys want a good laugh.
And what is this hooking up with Lindsay Lohan? Freckle-on-freckle hardcore action??
downshine | February 23, 2006 at 1:12 pm
#11 i’d love to see some pics of shaun white, post them here.
VanillaSalTyBaLLs | February 23, 2006 at 1:13 pm
The “Flying Tomato” when he was just a mere sprout…. that CAN’T be good…..
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Headline should be changed to….
“Lindsay Lohan Dating Everyone?”
Looks like Peter Griffin actually does have a chance. (If you haven’t seen “Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story”, go see it now)
ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I think this guy is a tool for two reasons:
1) It is obvious he cannot articulate himself in effort to sound somewhat intelligent (no offense to comment #11) therefore he sounds like he and Lindsey are made for each other and
2) Anyone that thinks Lindsey is remoting hott is just plain fucked in the head.
Words you will never hear from me or any other man, ” Oh, (Paris or Lindsey) you are the one for me.” These two will be two skanky hoes living a ripe old age alone all because they ran out of people that will fuck them and will not commit to them.
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Oh yeah and might I just also say.. the kid is fucking ugly.
ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 1:17 pm
In response to #15
Word is supposed to be “remotely” not “remoting”
Now fuck the person that was ready to call me on my error.
Baroness | February 23, 2006 at 1:18 pm
…Antlers??
Tania | February 23, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I think “The couple shared an intimate night together at New York club Bungalow 8 on Tuesday” pretty much translates to “She sucked him off under the table”.
sqongo | February 23, 2006 at 1:20 pm
What a sperm-snarfling slut-lizard!
Darby | February 23, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Ya he isn’t cute and the gold medal is a ticket to the ladies but come on keep your mouth shut or it isn’t gonna happen again. Didn’t he learn that from the good looking guys??
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:24 pm
ESQ
Don’t be ragging on someone else’s intellegence when you can’t even spell a name that’s on the top of the browser window right in fucking front of you, not to mention you don’t know the different types of braquets and when to use them… *rolls eyes*
I love it when stupid people say a whole bunch of crap that just summarizes to “Your stupid”.
(Yes, I know it’s supposed to be “you’re”, that’s the pun)
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:28 pm
You covered one of your errors but it wasn’t enough XD
fearsarewishes | February 23, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Just a minute, please.
When did spunk-guzzling become a negative attribute? Skirts are born to it, no?
tipsymcstagger | February 23, 2006 at 1:38 pm
You know blackblackheart – I’d be careful calling someone out on their alleged “stupidity” when you can’t spell for shit. See, I love the irony in posters calling someone else out and misspelling in the process.
gogoboots | February 23, 2006 at 1:40 pm
She’s a slut…BONG! Wasn’t she already linked to Sean Lennon, Jared Leto, that irish actor who’s nutso and every other dude in the limelight male whore? YES!
Lipgloss Assassin | February 23, 2006 at 1:41 pm
it’s time like these where I wish I had a “baby generator” like Conan O’Brien.
I’m afraid their kid would look like one big freckle.
bafongu | February 23, 2006 at 1:42 pm
It’s difficult to know what goes on at a club. I had trouble understanding Lindsay the other night when we were there…
What’s that you say Lindsay?
*gurgle* ah ants *gag* ah aaaaance *slurp*
Say What? You wanna dance? When you’re finished down there we can dance…
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:44 pm
tipsymcstagger
I was only being like that to him because he was already trying to do that..
And what did I misspell? I’m not saying I didn’t misspell anything, but I’d like to know honestly.
gogoboots | February 23, 2006 at 1:44 pm
#28 That was hilarious, thanks!
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#14, OH YEAAAAAH!!!
gogoboots | February 23, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#11 You should link that stuff up then, I’d love to see who this loser is…!
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Thank you, gogoboots. I was just pondering blackblackhearts’ “braquets”, and wondering if braquets are similar to the briquets use in charcoal grills?
Now, can we all get back to the task at hand, which is sitting at our computers thinking of clever ways to debase Lindsay Lohan?
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:48 pm
tipsymcstagger
Also there’s a difference between spelling something that isn’t in right in front of your face, and spelling something that is–not to mention being a widely used American name.
DMB in da ATL | February 23, 2006 at 1:50 pm
The should be titled “lindsay lohan IS olympic dating champion” and by “dating” I mean “fucking any random quasi-celebrity she comes across”
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 1:50 pm
ok, time to let it go, or get a ruler and settle your feud with the traditional measuring of the penises.
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I’d like to see how many people are calling their daughters “Brackets” these days, and about 100 papparazi stories about “Brackets Lohan” every day…
lysistrata11 | February 23, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Brackets. That’s the word you were looking for. ESQ was making fun of a celeb, which is what this site is for. You were making fun of another poster for no reason. Don’t be such a grammar freak.
blackblackheart | February 23, 2006 at 1:53 pm
#35
L.M.F.A.O!!!!!
DonLes91 | February 23, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Looking for Shaun White? Click here: http://amiannoying.com/(rlxxpqur22aeex45go53mc55)/view.aspx?ID=17279
Spindoc | February 23, 2006 at 1:59 pm
#40, UGH!!!! He looks like the result of a one night stand between Miss Lohan and Carrot Top!
Tania | February 23, 2006 at 2:01 pm
#40: Spindoc beat me to it. Damn!
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 2:03 pm
#40, are you fuggin kidding me? Ewwwww, he’s ugly.
lysistrata11 | February 23, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Isn’t this kid like, 15 or something? And isn’t Lohan 20-ish?…
lysistrata11 | February 23, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Oops he’s 19. I think it’s the acne that threw me off or somthing.
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 2:06 pm
#44-exactly. maybe she’s just planning ahead. So when she’s a washed-up crack-whore, He’ll have outgrown his ‘awkward phase’, and they can legally be together.
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 2:07 pm
he’s 19 like I’M 19.
lysistrata11 | February 23, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Does anyone else think that if this kid got a haircut, he would look like the “Sherminator” from American Pie. I guess that would make me grow my hair out too…
MeganHarris | February 23, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I don’t know If I believe this at all. i mean, this is getting ridiculous.
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 2:14 pm
#49, if you are reading anything on this site, you are legally obligated to believe. Read the contract.