Lindsay Lohan cuts her shin

Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized in London over the weekend after cutting her shin at Bryan Adams’ mansion. A source tells The Star:

“Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup. She had just come out of the shower, so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs … The teacup went flying, it was shattered and one of the pieces cut Lindsay on her shin.”

I can’t even remember the last time I visited a hospital, yet this clumsy clown is in there at least twice a week. Maybe I should spend less time being incredibly fit and healthy, and spend more time being a cocaine snorting bulimic with asthma. And what’s up with Lindsay taking showers at Bryan Adams’ mansion? Is that what teenage celebrities are doing these days?