Lindsay Lohan was involved in another car accident yesterday when she was rear-ended by the paparazzi in Los Angeles around 2am.
“She was apparently able to drive a short distance from the crash,” says a source. “But she later pulled over and called a friend to pick her up.” Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, confirmed the accident, but had no information on the “Bobby” star’s condition or whether she had filed a police report.
She was also involved in a car accident in May of 2005 and another one five months later. Add up every accident she’s ever had and that’s like, what, four hundred? Million? It sort of defeats the purpose of a driver’s license if you can get one without actually being able to drive. You think my fists would be licensed killing machines if I couldn’t punch through a solid wall of bricks?
I still think Gene Simmons is the worst driver ever.
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D’oh! I failed to kill her again! If at first succeed, try, try again until the bitch has absolutely no pulse.
sorry, if at first you DON’T succeed…
Lindsay Lohan and rear-ended…..nevermind.
Fuck You Lindsay! Today is Britney Spears day on the Fish, so take your rum-soaked, lice-infested, cooter-felching ass home for a day or two.
Go marry a wanna-bo rapper if you want to keep up with Brit, because she is on FIRE!
(Much like your crotch.)
I am surprised she can still drive. She is a walking pharmaceutical. She probally blew one of the photographers and gave him a nice dose. In return he rear-ended her. :-)
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Oh thank the Lord, FINALLY a Hohan post!!!! I was beginning to wonder about the Fishman. I feel cheated if there isn’t at least one Hohan spotting a day.
the weird thing is that she had applied astrogylde (from the travel tube she always keeps with her) right before she got rear ended
Lohan! Apply directly to my cockhead!
Lohan! Apply directly to my cockhead!
Lohan! Apply directly to my cockhead!
God, please let a web designer email me at papahotnuts@yahoo.com so I can get http://www.papahotnuts.com up and running. It’s becoming difficult to come up with funny material for the same group of whores day after day. Paris, Lindsay, Brittany, etc. I’m going to start typing with my dick. hjfj;fdhv099uj Transalation from Dicktype: The SF is slowly dying.
#9
You funny bastard!!
I hate those freakin’ commercials!
But how does this affect Britney and K-Fed????
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Papa – I know… #9 was the best I could come up with for this haggard cumbucket.
Lindsay’s driving technique is just unconventional.
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It was on purpose….
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I used to think the celebs used the paparazzi excuse for every time they cracked up their cars. But last night, some of these vermin jumped in a car, cut off two lanes of traffic waiting for a red light into oncoming traffic, in midtown NYC during rush hour (they were chasing a black Escalade). They did so very matter of factly and told everyone to wait so they could do so. I expect this shit in LA, but in NYC? WTF?
Who cares? Who cares?
Back to discussing Brit’s cocksucking capablilites!
This is the one thing that I find incredibly normal. She drove into a papprazzi. I do that all the time.
WHAT a heinously dumb bitch.
Of course Lindsay didn’t report the accident — then she’d have to explain to the police why her underage ass was at Hyde in the first place.
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Oh my God who cares!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
How sad is it that this is post #22 on an article that is 3-4 hours old (depending on your time zone.)
Is it possible that nobody gives a shit about this in-bred piece of jet-trash any more? Or maybe it’s the pixelated photo of Brit giving Earl-Fed’s cock a bit of a “how’s your father” that people are stuck on.
Either way I think it’s fucking awesome.
Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t be allowed to drive a Big Wheel, let alone an automobile.
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Lindsey Lohan can’t drive? So what, she can’t act either.
the even more strange thing is that she once again is not looking where she is driving (even in this picture)…
If she got rear ended than it was the other person’s fault. SHE didn’t hit anyone! They hit her, and will be at fault for following too close … geeze people, brush up on your driving laws.
Lindsay is NOT at fault for this accident. Read people … SHE got rear ENDED. In a rear ending accident, the person who hit is at fault because they shouldn’t have been following so close. You should all brush up on your driving laws. SHE didn’t hit anyone.
She got her meat curtains mixed up with her brake and gas……
We should start a pool to see when they will find her dead in a bucket of vomit…..
I think it’d be easier for you all to just post the articles of Lindsay NOT crashing her car.
why doesn’t she go to jail?