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mikloso | May 29, 2007 at 6:39 am
frist. there is a god… after all. thank you to Jesus.
Sugar | May 29, 2007 at 6:40 am
…of all the things to be thankful for, you’re glad you were first to post on an internet celeb rag blog?
James | May 29, 2007 at 6:45 am
WTF?! Why is it that whenever someone’s first to comment they write “FRIST” instead of “FIRST”?! I mean WTF?!?!?!?!
It’s “FIRST” you dumb punch of f**ks!!
Gman | May 29, 2007 at 6:47 am
So I guess the next pron DVD we should all wait for is “Linsey does Paris in jail”…
Mel | May 29, 2007 at 6:48 am
I’m glad she’s arrested. There’s justice in this world. I like her even less than I like Paris
Wicko W | May 29, 2007 at 6:48 am
Surely that’s jail time right? Somebody could have been on that pavement!?! Won’t somebody think of the children!!!
radmacdrunkpants | May 29, 2007 at 6:48 am
Chuck her in the same cell with Paris and televise the catfight, I’d pay good money to watch the skank chunks fly !!
Mel | May 29, 2007 at 6:50 am
Was he thanking God that he was first, or that she was arrested? If it’s the former, he’s almost as bad as she is.
xie | May 29, 2007 at 6:59 am
What’s an unusable amount of cocaine?
saradevil | May 29, 2007 at 6:59 am
You think someone hopped up on cocaine would run faster.
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 6:59 am
@3
Anybody can be “first”, but who can be FRIST?
CHA | May 29, 2007 at 7:00 am
hahahahaha
karma is a bitch, ain’t it?
let’s all hope the justice system works for Lohan, too.
i mean, she’s underage! and driving drunk! with cocaine in the car! if that was me, when I was 20, i’d already be in jail!
It's Me Fuckers | May 29, 2007 at 7:00 am
The update is a little late… better late than never I suppose. I think maybe The Fish was on vacation?
Greg | May 29, 2007 at 7:00 am
What I want to know is why she was driving a 2005 Merc? Can’t she afford a new one?
radmacdrunkpants | May 29, 2007 at 7:02 am
#9 – that would be the crusty bits left around the edge of her nostril….
SCOTLAND | May 29, 2007 at 7:11 am
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
krazihottkelli | May 29, 2007 at 7:15 am
she must of blowed the copz
coz anyone else would have
been taken straight from the
hospital to jail..what a bitch..
Darth Hater | May 29, 2007 at 7:19 am
Too bad she wasn’t going, say, about 90mph.
She should go to jail just for wrecking such a sweet ride.
dannielynn'sdaddy | May 29, 2007 at 7:24 am
Yes James, that’s it exactly….. Never ask for an answer when you can spew testosterone all over the place and make yourself look like an idiot when there’s a perfectly logical answer.
When it comes to idiots…….. YOU’RE FRIST!
art | May 29, 2007 at 7:27 am
Frist
hrhfort | May 29, 2007 at 7:27 am
What a twat. Thought the same thing about the dated Merc. Shame she didn’t half the other twats in Hollywood.
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 7:31 am
She wants to get drunk and snort coke all night, but she can’t afford a sober driver to get her around?
Really?
Is she not aware that her movies are pure box office poison and eventually Hollywood will lose too much money trying to revive her sorry career?
Really? Wow!
The next movie with Lohan will be so easy to produce. Just change the title of “The Dana Plato Story” and it is a wrap.
Marcos Glez. | May 29, 2007 at 7:41 am
THIS IS AMERICA! Go run over people with your car, sniff cocaine, get drunk and drive like chitichiti bang bang because nothing happens in this shitty country, go send lindsey and paris to bagdad to destroy the insurgency, this girls in 2 days will kill all of them with their cars..
Damitol | May 29, 2007 at 7:42 am
Well, only in America can burned out teen stars and Kennedys walk away from an auto accident. And if you’re a “star”, you can be filmed doing so while you shake your well-groped ass back to your publicist’s.
You don’t find that in your Commie betwetter countries! God bless America!
Not LAPD | May 29, 2007 at 7:48 am
What’s an unusable amount of cocaine?
They are probably distinguishing betwee a “sellable” amount of cocaine, which would be a much more serious charge, i.e. possession with intent to distribute.
krazihottkelli | May 29, 2007 at 7:51 am
hey douchebag….
I guezz she’ll now
be carrying around
a Bible like Paris’z
sorry azzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 7:55 am
It would be the ultimate irony if she spends her twentyfrist birthday in rehab because she wants to keep out of jail. It is just not safe to have a camera or be a tree when she’s on the road.
Disney really knows how to scout them young, don’t they?
Celebrities Uncovered | May 29, 2007 at 7:56 am
Seems like there’s a little bit of a coverup going on already. Photos taken about a mile away from the final crash indicate that she HIT A PEDESTRIAN and drove away right before losing it.
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 7:57 am
Herbie “Fully Loaded”
Prophetic title and casting.
mrs_tinkerbell_pan | May 29, 2007 at 7:58 am
God Bless America!!
come fly with me and Peter Pan..
there are no skank coke whores
where we are going…………
Lohan Fan | May 29, 2007 at 8:02 am
I don’t know why you guys are hating on her. I think she is a beautiful and a wonderfully talented actress. You guys are all just jealous.
surfergirls07 | May 29, 2007 at 8:06 am
like rehab ever helped anyone..
they have better drugs there
then what she’s on…
this bitch deserves jail time..
how many times must she wreck
that car before someone steps
in to save the next person in
her way!!
NicotineEyePatch | May 29, 2007 at 8:09 am
Oh, how the skanky have fallen.
krazihottkelli | May 29, 2007 at 8:15 am
oh, I’m so freakin jealouz
I want to be a drunken coke
whore, who wreckz my car ..
I also want my body to be
covered with extreme frecklez..
I also want it to be known
how many guyz that I have slept
with..give me more coke,,I am
so jealouz..
STFU==Lohan, the only fanz U
had were small children watching
that FreakyFreakinFriday, and
now, trust me,,those small
childrean R no longer your fanz
U coke crashin whore..
Lookz like the apple doesn’t fall
far from the tree,,you’ll end up
in prison just like your dada….
booga1134 | May 29, 2007 at 8:20 am
Did you take a vacation to fucking Zmunda or the 3 other countries in the world that doesn’t have Internet access? Being on vacation is a poor excuse, just say your were knee deep in sucking dicks and fucking the ripe assholes of 15 year old boys.
LifesAbitch | May 29, 2007 at 8:23 am
#31..if I was an investor of her movies,
guess what,, the money would be no longer
invested in that coke whore..she isn’t
even 21 and her live has fallen apart like
a middle aged washed up coke whore!
why would anyone be jealous of that?
Boba Fett | May 29, 2007 at 8:24 am
Wow. I’m really suprised. I mean, who would think Lindsay would do something like this?
hater | May 29, 2007 at 8:24 am
i hate lindsay lohan, shes ugly. and whats so great about her.
pushmybuttons | May 29, 2007 at 8:27 am
last time I checked, cocaine was
a felony.. then why didn’t she have
to sit in jail for the night?
CHA | May 29, 2007 at 8:31 am
@31 jealous?? of crashing a car and arrested for DUI/coke possession? you gotta be fucking kidding me. what are you doing on this site anyways–i didn’t even know lohan fans existed anymore.
Chauncey Gardner | May 29, 2007 at 8:31 am
Bummer they didn’t find a couple of keys of coke in her car. That would have been pretty fucking rad. But, with this much ham, you don’t complain about having no bread. Kudos, cunt!
naughtygrl | May 29, 2007 at 8:32 am
she didn’t go to jail because she pays of the police just like in the Sopranos..
must be nice to own the police dept.
Steve Zissou | May 29, 2007 at 8:36 am
She’s just THIS close to winning an Oscar right now…
prestondramak7 | May 29, 2007 at 8:40 am
The police deptpartment is looking like a joke..don’t they know the world is watching them give favors to young troubled girls who need help! Police, you are enabling her just to keep up her bullshit habits. This chick is spinning so out of control..where are her parents?
pushmybuttons | May 29, 2007 at 8:51 am
fleeing the scene automatically
sends a normal person to jail,
let on DUI and cocaine..this
pisses me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jemfysh | May 29, 2007 at 8:53 am
@3
Because they want to be first, they type too quickly and don’t take the time to proof-read, so “frist” is a typo (which has now become an “in” joke). You should understand that, typing “punch” instead of “bunch”, although I suspect that’s just crappy spelling…
krazihottkelli | May 29, 2007 at 8:56 am
hurry, someone call
Al Sharpton…….
I’m sure he can help
with those Krookedkopz!
spindoc | May 29, 2007 at 8:56 am
So let me get this straight. She flees the scene, they find cocain in the car and she has priors for car crashes and she is charged with a MISDOMEANOR?!?!?!?
Now she’s back in phoney re-hab and her pubsicst is planting phoney comments from “Friends” that “She really understands she needs it” Bullshit, if she was REALLY serious about rehab she wouldn’t be going into that phoney hotel Promises, she would be in a REAL re-hab. This chick needs court ordered rehab and some nice jailtime full of bad food and shower sexual harrassment.
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 8:57 am
Somebody sneak a gun with no bullets into her purse the next time she goes out, PLEASE!
techclerk | May 29, 2007 at 8:59 am
@46
No, FRIST is actually the name of a person. It is an old joke. You had to be there.