frist. there is a god… after all. thank you to Jesus.
…of all the things to be thankful for, you’re glad you were first to post on an internet celeb rag blog?
WTF?! Why is it that whenever someone’s first to comment they write “FRIST” instead of “FIRST”?! I mean WTF?!?!?!?!
It’s “FIRST” you dumb punch of f**ks!!
So I guess the next pron DVD we should all wait for is “Linsey does Paris in jail”…
I’m glad she’s arrested. There’s justice in this world. I like her even less than I like Paris
Surely that’s jail time right? Somebody could have been on that pavement!?! Won’t somebody think of the children!!!
Chuck her in the same cell with Paris and televise the catfight, I’d pay good money to watch the skank chunks fly !!
Was he thanking God that he was first, or that she was arrested? If it’s the former, he’s almost as bad as she is.
What’s an unusable amount of cocaine?
You think someone hopped up on cocaine would run faster.
Anybody can be “first”, but who can be FRIST?
karma is a bitch, ain’t it?
let’s all hope the justice system works for Lohan, too.
i mean, she’s underage! and driving drunk! with cocaine in the car! if that was me, when I was 20, i’d already be in jail!
The update is a little late… better late than never I suppose. I think maybe The Fish was on vacation?
What I want to know is why she was driving a 2005 Merc? Can’t she afford a new one?
#9 – that would be the crusty bits left around the edge of her nostril….
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
she must of blowed the copz
coz anyone else would have
been taken straight from the
hospital to jail..what a bitch..
Too bad she wasn’t going, say, about 90mph.
She should go to jail just for wrecking such a sweet ride.
Yes James, that’s it exactly….. Never ask for an answer when you can spew testosterone all over the place and make yourself look like an idiot when there’s a perfectly logical answer.
When it comes to idiots…….. YOU’RE FRIST!
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