Lindsay Lohan just cost Barack Obama some more votes

November 4th, 2008 // 61 Comments

Obviously Lindsay Lohan didn’t get the memo from the Obama campaign to “Kindly, STFU!” because she decided to blog one last time encouraging people to vote. Ha ha, she thinks she has fans. Adorable. From her MySpace page:

Sorry i haven’t blogged in a minute.. i’ve been traveling and trying to catch up on sleep! I thought it was important to just put a message out there tonight for anyone that is on myspace at the moment.. So, here goes.. I cannot say how important it is for everyone to get out there and vote tomorrow… The future of our country depends on it. Just one vote can make such a difference… Vote-because your thoughts are worth it..VOTE-because YOU can make this country a better place…VOTE-because you can.
I feel like i have so much more to say, but the only thing that needs to be said right now, is for people to get out there and VOTE.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obama for president :)
VOTE NO ON PROP 8
VOTE NO ON PROP 4

If you’re out voting today and someone bursts through the door yelling, “Linds Linds told me to vote! Hoo-RAY!” here’s what I want you to do:

1. Vote for your respective candidate. Doesn’t matter who, just do it – because you’re about to commit a felony.
2. Pick up the Diebold voting machine and beat the everliving snot out of the Lindsay fan. (If you’re worried about damaging the machine’s calibration, don’t worry. It wasn’t calibrated to begin with.)
3. Grab a roll of “I Voted!” stickers.
4. Run to Starbucks and load up on free coffees.
5. Avoid arrest. (If arrested, remember: Nobody likes a rat, and you don’t even know what a superficial is.)

U.S.A.!

superficial

  1. Lohan Fan

    Doesn’t she realize every one in the world has seen her naked? Of course we’ll vote! you gave us boobies.

  2. jos

    i voted for Obama!
    I VOTED FOR OBAMA!
    IIIIIIIII VOTTTTTTTTTTED FORRRRRRRRR OBAMMMMMMMMMMA!

  3. Shes more of a drag than rev wright this girl!!!!

    I just pulled the Lever…
    in my district….

  4. grobpilot

    Obama’s a fag. He sucks his wife’s dick (A juvenile statement, I know. Just needed everyone to know)

  5. Proud to be a Republican

    I’m voting today! Not for B. Hussein Obama though. I’d like to keep our white house terrorist free! McCain fights terrorism, Obama attends their annual cookouts!

  6. Dan

    VOT FOR EL NEGRITO! C’ON PEOPLE!

  7. i would totally let lindz fuck me up the azz with her swollen clit

  8. ChuckleHead

    Awww, that is adorable. Lindsay is trying to make people think that she cares.

  9. Tapeworm

    Is that Marcia Cross or Firecrotch?

  10. boli

    she looks hot for a change…and that’s change i can believe in.

  11. jumpin_j

    I keep hearing about the free coffee if you voted but can’t find anything online. Anybody follow up on this or is it fake?

  12. Dork

    Ok, #5 now for the next lesson in your mind control.

    Repeat after me – taking over a country is OK. It is not terrorism, it is democracy.

    Torturing people is OK. It is not human rights violations, it is tough love.

    Sending jobs to India while your own brothers and sisters cannot find a job is not crushing the unwanted, it is innovation.

    Crushing the Constitution for your own purposes is not Treason, it is the American way.

    WTF, you dork? Do you not realize your mind is not your own.

    I voted for a 3rd party. So there!

  13. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  14. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  15. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  16. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  17. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  18. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  19. Layla

    She is looking pretty and healthy in those pics..Her lifestyle changes must be good for her.

  20. Kim

    Ok Layla we get it, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it.

  21. Britney

    Don’t listen to this tramp.

    Vote for me. Vote for me.

    I’ll change America! I’ll give every American a trailer to live in, just like me.

    C’mere doggy, doggy.

  22. just me

    I just voted for Palin and that grandpa….
    not really, i’d rather die than vote for those two.
    Damn, Lindsay is so spotted. Even on her lips and eyes.

  23. Samantha

    Yeah, Layla. A faceful of pussy does wonders for your complexion.

  24. mamadough

    that skirt is fucking hideous. who the hell wears the zipper up front? it’s not like she needs easy access for dick lately.

  25. luciddreamer99

    Lindsay needs to call me. I’ll wear a dress if you want me to, girl! Heck, I want to, really.

  26. boomerton

    pussy juice looks good on her. Very doable in pic three

  27. I Approve this Message

    I will cast my vote right after I get done licking out Lindsay’s delicious butthole and porking her ass with my geenourmous stiffy while I give Sa MAN tha the bird!

  28. Ladym00s

    The Superficial Writer, how could you be so STUPID?! I can’t believe you would say such a totally moronic thing. This is just flat-out offensive.

    The use of diebold machines was banned in California. :)

  29. kissmyasslindsay

    LINDSAY YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE UP. GIVE UP ON YOUR STUPID PATHETIC FAME! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR VOTING OPINION. WHY DON’T YOU STUPID CELEBRITIES REALIZE THAT. I JUST VOTED FOR MCCAIN, YES ON PROP 8 AND YES ON PROP 4 THIS MORNING SO KISS MY ASS. GAY MARRIAGE IS NOT RIGHT AND NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO SAY MY UNDERAGE DAUGHTER, THAT CAN’T EVEN BUY A PACK OF CIGARETTES, CAN HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT MY CONSENT. YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TWISTED! FUCK CA, I AM SICK OF THIS LIBERAL HELL HOLE. PEOPLE LIKE LINDSAY HAVE FUCKED THINGS UP SO MUCH. I AM ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I AM FROM THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA.

  30. fletcher

    Why do celebs think anyone cares about their views. I saw Usher saying Vote Obama but when questioned he didn’t have a clue about the issues.

    Will Americans really be swayed by actors and singers?

  31. springer

    did Dina have sex with an albino cheetah or what?

  32. mamadough

    @29, what the hell are you doing in san fran? i guess the pursuit of happiness only applies when we are talking about white, land-owning christian men. don’t forget that women are a tier down. our needs aren’t as important. and young women such as your daughter wouldn’t need an abortion if she is taught properly about sex education, has access to birth control, and isn’t taught that bullshit abstinence. somewhere out in the midwest, a village is missing their fear monger.

  33. Didn’t you guys hear the news. That since voting lines are so long, that the Republicans are voting today and the Democrats vote tomorrow, on the 5th.

    #29, I too left CA for the same reasons. That and the illegals who get more rights than the tax payers. That and the illegals are bringing down the school systems.

  34. _____

    You know, it’s amazing how the election just brings out the inner douchebag in so many people…

    I am talking to you #’s 2,4,5,6,7, 27 and Layla

    What a bunch of tools.

  35. God

    Your boobies are plastered over my heavenly LCD monitor.
    I love you.

  36. emem

    I hate celebs who tell people to vote. I hate celebs who tell people to vote for THEIR CANDIDATE.

    This twat makes me want to vote over and over and over for McCain, just because she’s so frigging obnoxious and I don’t want her to be happy.

  37. Ricardo

    McCain for president :)

    VOTE YES ON PROP 8
    VOTE YES ON PROP 4

  38. Sasha

    So I was wondering why she looked better in these pics all of a sudden, until I zoomed in and saw that her skin has clearly been Photoshopped – and not even like a professional job, it looks like it was done by one of those mall “glamor shot” retouching jobs.

  39. Joe The Plumber

    Would people still vote for Obama if he was as dark-skinned as Bernie Mac or Wesley Snipes??? No to light-skinned black people (they are the big fraud). Yes to white-skinned white people. Yes to McCain/Palin.

  40. boo

    Hey #33, what if you vote third party or a mixed ticket?

    I don’t think Republican dirty tricks are going to work this time.

  41. Cutler

    I voted for McCain

    Yup.

  42. Scooter

    How odd that Lindsay Lohan is pimping Obama in the same blog entry as she is encouraging people to vote No on prop 8.

    It saddens me to see people supporting a candidate who directly opposses their views because they perceive that candidate as of like mind.

    Obama has played to the liberal crowd extensively, but many on the left would be shocked to learn that Obama is AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE and would vote Yes on 8.

    In an interview with the Chicago Tribune, Obama had the following to say about gay marriage:

    “Although Barack Obama has said that he supports civil unions, he is against gay marriage. In an interview with the Chicago Daily Tribune, Obama said, “I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.”
    Barack Obama did vote against a Federal Marriage Amendment and opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996.

    He said he would support civil unions between gay and lesbian couples, as well as letting individual states determine if marriage between gay and lesbian couples should be legalized.

    “Giving them a set of basic rights would allow them to experience their relationship and live their lives in a way that doesn’t cause discrimination,” Obama said. “I think it is the right balance to strike in this society.”

    Stupid fucking celebritards don’t even bother to research anything prior to making an endorsement, thus contributing to the dumbing down of society even further. Better advice than “vote for Obama” might be “go learn about the candidates, then vote to support your ideals” – but this dumb bandwagoning bitch is recommending a guy who directly opposses her views. Maybe it’s because she’s a “new fake lesbian” that she got this one wrong, or maybe it’s because she’s fallen for the “whatever people want to believe in” campaign style of Obama, but the truth is out there people.

    For the record, I’m voting no on 8 myself, but it bothers me that Obama opposses this basic human right, based on his religion of all things. I wish Dems and liberals weren’t such fucking sheep. Go read a goddamn bio for christ sakes – all this info is out there, and you all have access to the Interwebs. Educate yourselfs you fucking retards – that means you Ms Firecrotch.

  43. PlushBarbieTits

    what is with the stupid republicans on this site? this is a LIBERAL site. fuck off PUBE FUCKERS. Obama 08 — and if i were in california i would vote FOR GAY MARRIAGE!! Holla back homos, I love that gay shit

  44. Someone who thinks PlushBarbieTits is an idiot

    hey douchebag – I’m a republican voting for McCain/Palin and I am voting No on 8 in support of gay marriage.

    You are voting for Obama who is against gay marriage and would vote yes on 8.

    You sir are a moron.

  45. Matthew

    oh hohan no one cares for you anymore and also your 15 minutes are way way up again no one cares for you or you loony family I.E the jailbird father and the parting mom

  46. kate

    linds just wanted you to know i just voted for mcain/palin.

  47. “Hi everyone” I now have on a “I voted today,” sticker even though I work 10 plus hours at work today. OBAMA WOOOOOOO!!!!!

  48. I didn’t vote on prop 102 here in Az, which I guess is the equivalent of prop 8 that says marriage should be between one man and one woman. I just couldn’t figure out rather that would be my business or not. I know I’d never marry gay, but shouldn’t that judgement be passed on by God himself #44 , and not a bunch of humans?

  49. Don’t be stupid and all judgemental #42, because Im a democrat who didn’t vote on this issue either way. I don’t think it’s anyone’s business, but the man himself who will make judgement on everyone someday. That man ofcourse being God.

  50. Vote Obama!

    #42

    I voted no for Prop 8 and I am still voting for Obama. His tax cuts for 95 percent of Americans get my vote!

    Economies in capitalist systems are essentially unplanned, so they often crash, producing depressions that damage the lives of millions. Socialist economies are planned, which means that problems can be foreseen and prevented. Ultimately, socialism guides with the aim of human happiness in mind, rather than the glorification or gratification of a particular individual or class. To gain this for all rather than just for some requires an element of social control – the excesses of capitalism will forever mean that too many fall by the wayside as the strong profit, and the weak are left behind. Examples such as Britain’s National Health Service, or the European social model of welfare provision show the strengths of a socialist approach.

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