Lindsay Lohan wants to convert to Judaism to prove her love for Samantha Ronson, according to Page Six:
Lohan flew to London to attend the bar mitzvah of Ronson’s half-brother, Joshua. “She’s explored the Church of Scientology, she tried kabbalah, and now this. I think it’s just another phase,” her estranged father Michael Lohan, a born-again minister, told London’s Daily Mail.
Of course, everyone knows converting to Judaism is always the last-minute Hail Mary pass in trying to work in Hollywood again. And if that doesn’t work, hello, porn!
NOTE: I could’ve said “Hello, MTV reality show,” but I don’t kick people when they’re down. That’s class.
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Really Lindsay your going to be a jew now!!!!
This red headed whore is so confused its insane. Or maybe it’s because shes broke that she will suck on that sickly lesbians twat so that ugly Lesbo will give her a place to stay. lol
We don’t want her
anyone notice she smokes parliaments?
what a cokehead!
Is there any way to tell her she can’t be converted and send her home with a Hebrew National salami as a parting gift?
The only way this press release could be true is if she was guaranteed that the resulting publicity would hold the interest of the public for a few more minutes.
There could be no other motivation.
Lindsay is the definition of “desperate.”
No talent, not attractive without a sh!tload of cosmetics, an ugly body, really horrible skin, and an even more horrible personality.
HAHAHAHA …… This dumb slut is sooooo freaking lost
I totally forgot that Lindsey is a faithful member of the Upper United Speed Church of Blow.
That pretty much disqualifies you from converting to anything but a bouncy superball.
Lindsay is lost., but she was so hot I Know Who Killed Me (click on my name to watch it)
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Oy! Must own all entertainment! Oy!
haven’t our people suffered enough?
Wata crazy girl !Since the two women have been spending time together, especially in the company of Ronson’s Jewish family, Lohan, who was raised Catholic, is toying with the idea of being Jewish. Although speculators insist, Lohan is “doing it for Ronson,” the gals refuse to confirm whether their relationship is sexual or not.
Wata crazy girl !Since the two women have been spending time together, especially in the company of Ronson’s Jewish family, Lohan, who was raised Catholic, is toying with the idea of being Jewish. Although speculators insist, Lohan is “doing it for Ronson,” the gals refuse to confirm whether their relationship is sexual or not.Weight Loss Pills
I that the “Sexy Veg” and all I can think of: asparagus pee and farts is Brussels sprouts watch. Although great tits. Nipple hair braided course will be as a hippie chick but still, breast ‘tits.She are awesome, I mean at her age, she is still attractive to many people! You know how ot h Y on the model and sex ___Tallmingle co m___ million people about his actions do not go azy! Kinda like the role model she is for many people there! :-)