Lindsay Lohan converting to Judaism

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2009

Lindsay Lohan wants to convert to Judaism to prove her love for Samantha Ronson, according to Page Six:

Lohan flew to London to attend the bar mitzvah of Ronson’s half-brother, Joshua. “She’s explored the Church of Scientology, she tried kabbalah, and now this. I think it’s just another phase,” her estranged father Michael Lohan, a born-again minister, told London’s Daily Mail.

Of course, everyone knows converting to Judaism is always the last-minute Hail Mary pass in trying to work in Hollywood again. And if that doesn’t work, hello, porn!

NOTE: I could’ve said “Hello, MTV reality show,” but I don’t kick people when they’re down. That’s class.

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