Lindsay Lohan’s not done shitting on Michael Lohan’s doorstep

November 5th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Lindsay Lohan continued her offensive against Michael Lohan today and fired off a series of tweets essentially accusing him of threatening to kill her mother Dina:

- she blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I’d beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did”
- after disappearing, then coming home after being gone for several days while cheating on my mother&abusing substances.
- Its so sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. In years. That is the truth. Xox
- I just hope I can show others how to be strong through times & to be able to stand up for yourself and loved ones no matter what! :) *

The shit apparently hit the fan yesterday when Michael sold a recording to RadarOnline of Lindsay calling him for help which prompted her Twitter assaults:

- My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think
- That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.

Selling personal phone calls of your daughter calling for support for profit? Jesus Christ. No wonder Lindsay’s a walking stick figure of insatiable cock-lust. It’s a good thing Michael Lohan’s not out there giving advice to other fathers. — Wait.

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  1. arda

    first

  2. a faggot

    first loser that is

  3. herbiefrog

    we will wait a while… why? cos we prefer not to be noticed. fun/safe ))

  4. Taz

    it takes a MAN to be a DAD!

  5. Taz

    I’d love to fuck her giant tits!

  6. Yikes

    She always looks so trashed. Sad family.

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  8. AnonymousError

    Fuck thats some exploitive shit on her dad’s part.
    Kind of a bummer that this is how some people actually live their lives- and reap the benefits of their children’s problems that were caused by them in the first place. Sooo fucking gross. I don’t even like Lindsay but I really feel terrible for her.

  9. AnonymousError

    Fuck thats some exploitive shit on her dad’s part.
    Kind of a bummer that this is how some people actually live their lives- and reap the benefits of their children’s problems that were caused by them in the first place. Sooo fucking gross. I don’t even like Lindsay but I really feel terrible for her.

  10. Crusty

    We all know that Lindsay Lohan is a seriously screwed up young lady. It’s a rare child who can grow up and be a functional adult when her entire childhood has been catastrophically mishandled by her parents.

    Like others, fish has generated lots of yucks (and profit) making fun of Lindsay Lohan. I’ve laughed along and have wondered how one person can be this dysfunctional. But with each passing incident, it’s becoming more clear that this poor girl didn’t have a fighting chance at normalcy with the idiot parents she has.

    Sure, lots of people overcome bad parenting and I applaud those who manage to rise above their surroundings. It’s pretty apparent that Lindsay Lohan may not be one of those people.

    She deserves our sympathies in between chuckles.

  11. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    This is like two whores arguing about chastity.

  12. I’m on her verified Twitter page and I don’t see ANY of those tweets… hmmmm…….

  13. tahiti tittie

    This whole family is so fucked in the buttocks. Daughters look like they’re 40, cokehead mom who doesn’t give a flying fuck and is living in a dreamworld of denial, wackadoo ex-con dad who will do anything for publicity. All of them airing their dirty laundry in public and then complaining about it. Remember that video Lindsay Lohan made where she was wearing a princess dress and crying about her dad? loloololol. That was back before the grand canyon carved it’s way through her forehead and her under-eye bags started looking like those farting things from the bog of eternal stench.

  14. What a prick. These morons who live vicariously through their offspring always get mad when the cash cow grows up and tells them to F off.

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  16. Sport

    just do porn already you spent whore, I am sure your creditors would appreciate it.

  17. Great White Pygmy

    Not a “Hot Mess” just a mess

  18. Hefe

    Even the tits are starting to look sloppy.

    This chick is officially over.

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  20. Chicken Fillet

    I’d still pay coin to watch a 10inch black dude take on her rancid cooze.

  21. Just end it bitch

    I say let her kill herself. She doesn’t have any redeeming qualities. She has had many opportunities to donate her time or help others in many ways; yet only thinks of herself. One less person breathing the air, wouldn’t be a bad thing.

    Red Bull, vodka and her coke dealer will just have to get over it.

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  23. Rupert

    Bitch looks like Sean Connery.

  24. What a prick. These morons who live vicariously through their offspring always get mad when the cash cow grows up and tells them to F off.

  25. The bestest: beautiful, talented, cute and hot. She only needs to settle down and I think she is going in the right way. We can never forget she is too young and is still learning.

  26. Chole

    She’s looking early thirties at least…holy crapola.

  27. Hey i wonder that she is looking so old in this pic. Wrinkles can be clearly seen on her face and forehead . I think she needs botox treatment hardly .

  28. Michael Lohan is a fine Christian gentleman!

    I often enjoy Lindsays postings.

  29. Lindsay should thank wonder bra nowadays… she looks fuckable in those pics…

    BTW: im gettin my H1N1 shot 2morrow!!!

  30. shes looking pretty sexy!

  31. Tire Swing

    The Lohans care only about publicity, whether good or bad. It’s odd to see Lindsay take her mom’s side. Sounds like Linds was really hurt when dad bailed.

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  33. She’ll probably be dead soon.

  34. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A BADLY AGED 36 YEAR OLD WOMAN,

    I AM GLAD MY KIDS ARE LATIN AND WHITE SO THEY DON’T END UP LOOKING LIKE HER. WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO OLD?

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  35. shes looking pretty sexy!

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  39. What’s going to be really awesome is when they make a Blake Lively action figure. And not because its tiny hands will be too small to use pepper spray

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  43. The whole family is so butt-fucked. Daughters look like they’re 40, cokehead mother does not give a flying fuck and refusal to live in a sleep, wackadoo pre-con father who will do anything to promote. All of them airing their dirty laundry in public and then complain about it. Lindsay Lohan Remember that video where she was wearing a princess dress and her father are crying about? loloololol. This was back before the grand canyon carved his forehead and bags under the eyes is the way through the bog of eternal stench things started looking like those people farting.

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