Lindsay Lohan considering Playboy

September 1st, 2009 // 67 Comments

Because collagen is expensive, Lindsay Lohan is mulling a $900,000 offer to get naked for Playboy, according to Hollyscoop:

Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose nude, but she turned it down.
But Playboy has reportedly upped the ante to $900K, and we hear she’s considering it! Sources say, “Playboy has been asking her for years, but it’s only now she’s excited about doing it.”

If Lindsay’s smart, she’ll take the money before Playboy realizes she’d do it for a bag of flour with the word “Coak” written on it.


  1. jenna

    Why does she bleach her hair every once in awhile? Can´t she see that it doesn´t look especially good on her. She was already a beautiful girl and should have sticked with the brown/red hair. I don´t get why her hair doesn´t fall off from all the bleach she must have used. When I bleached my hair once it fell off and got really thin and totally worn.
    And the lips? Same thing with that, it never looked good on her and she continues to do so…
    And being that skinny doesnt look good either. She was perfect before, why change that into this????:(

  2. circumcized jew boy

    if i wanted to see freckled rednecks on meth, i’d move south.

  3. ROUGH before dishonor

    It would be a pleasure to view those ginger lips in full display (again). But for the past few years Playboy have abandon its loyal following, I might as well wait for a PapaRATzzi crotch shot if i want to see that Irish playground…

  4. Kodos

    After the joke that was the “spiedi” pictoral, putting this dough-skinned, saggy-breasted, no-curves has-been on its pages will be the bullet in Playboy’s skull.

    Nothing less than Vanessa Hudgens in full frontal, wearing pearls, heels, and a smile will save it. Hell, she’s halfway there already, right?

    Step aside Hef. I have the plan. I’ll call Dame Helen Mirren to keep you entertained. She’s still hot, and closer to your age demographic.

  5. lcylvlcy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  6. lcylvlcy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  7. lcylvlcy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  8. Silo

    For that kind of money she needs to show pink. And her brown pucker.

  9. stickykeys

    full frontal playboy, and no pussy toupee – we know she’s fully shaved. Get it right this time for fuck’s sake!

  10. @ # 8

    SOOOOOO TRUE!!!!

  11. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!

  12. Gando

    That sounds like a good deal for Lilo.Where’s she waiting for?

  13. Rhialto

    That’s even more easy made than a burglary.

  14. Sasser

    I’d take a gander at that. But Lindsay, STOP whatever you are doing to your face. In some of those photos you don’t even look like yourself. Remember Jennifer Grey! She changed her natural look so much (nosejob and i don’t know what else) that she no longer looked like herself, and she’s on record saying she regrets it.

  15. CAN

    This narcissistic trainwreck of a twat is the reason the term “hate fuck” was invented. Just ask Sam as she’s strapping on the strap-on.

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