Because collagen is expensive, Lindsay Lohan is mulling a $900,000 offer to get naked for Playboy, according to Hollyscoop:
Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose nude, but she turned it down.
But Playboy has reportedly upped the ante to $900K, and we hear she’s considering it! Sources say, “Playboy has been asking her for years, but it’s only now she’s excited about doing it.”
If Lindsay’s smart, she’ll take the money before Playboy realizes she’d do it for a bag of flour with the word “Coak” written on it.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
sixpack | September 1, 2009 at 4:12 pm
YES! Would prefer Hustler, though.
ger | September 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
and botox for that forehead.
kris | September 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I hate to admit it but yes I would take a look at it. Don’t get your hopes up though she won’t be showing any fire crotch
Zed | September 1, 2009 at 4:16 pm
She should pose with Hef and they should have a contest to see who looks older and has more spots on their skin.
pete | September 1, 2009 at 4:18 pm
We’ve seen her fire crotch already, along with her boobs. There won’t be anything new until she poses for Browneye magazine.
Crusty | September 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Playboy is either close to bankruptcy or maybe already in bankruptcy. This will certainly drive them off that final cliff. Hugh Hefner must not like his heirs anymore.
lizzy | September 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm
so loving this because it’s all she has left. what a loser! she needs that $$
Steve | September 1, 2009 at 4:22 pm
So…will she be posing when she’s anorexic or chubby/bloated? When she’s straight or lesbian? Will she have a drunk’s puffy face or a heroin addicted sunken eyes? Should be hot, I can’t wait…
Valerie | September 1, 2009 at 4:22 pm
& 5–hahahaha! Solid gold!
B | September 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm
If this were 2004, I’d be all about it. She was the hottest damn thing out there, all freckles and bewbs and red…yum.
Right now, the girl needs to find 20 pounds and drop the desperate coke whore look.
Prof | September 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
She’s about five years too late! If she still looked like her former self in Mean Girls or even Georgia Rules that Playboy issue would be gold, but now… whatever. I hope she at least goes back to being a red head again if she decides to do it.
ERIN | September 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm
OMG, i refuse to buy that issue….she looks like a cracked out 40 year old
B | September 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm
@11
Exactly. Though a coked-out scrawny redhead is, I guess, butter than a coked-out scrawny bottle-blonde….still, don’t know that I’m too excited over either one.
Now, if she looked like she did at 18, that’d be different. I’d say I’d want to see her like she was in Mean Girls, but I think she was 16 when that was filmed, and it would be *wrong* to sexualize a 16 year-old like that (something that movie certainly didn’t do).
el ces | September 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm
She’s beautiful.
And Playboy has a team of experts.
This’ll be good.
POV Porn | September 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I am good with seeing her in playboy.
Sickitten | September 1, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I actually like the new lips on her. They don’t look too out of place and they make her face look better. I suggest that Gerard Butler follow suit. His schnozz is way too big for his tiny mouth. He looks like a drunk, anyway
R.I.P.Each | September 1, 2009 at 4:55 pm
She looks like such a happy gal. All sunshine and napalm, that one.
havoc | September 1, 2009 at 4:56 pm
It was just a matter of when.
Hef better lock up the jewelry and silverware….
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MANKIND | September 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm
DO.NOT.WANT!!!!!!!
Is it just me, or is she looking more and more like SaMANtha?
Shiver…………….
Randal | September 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Ms. Lohan,
You go girl, and show the world what the Good Lord gave you! You sparkle and shimmer on the silver screen, and will on the pages of Playboy. This is your chance to show us your burning talents, and I for one think you will be back on top sucking the marrow out of life in no time!
Randal
B | September 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Who wants to bet they airbrush away all the freckles?
Victor | September 1, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Maybe botox for her whole body, or how about a sandwich or two. I’ve already seen enough holocaust footage.
The Gorgeous One | September 1, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Coak – - – Classic!
Mark from LA | September 1, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I wonder if she is insulted that Palin got offered more from Flynt?
Chipot | September 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Playboy is a fucking joke. I didn’t think it was possible to screw up taking naked pictures of women but they did. Nowadays a HQ photo of some celebrity in a bikini is sexier than a over-photoshopped Playboy pictorial.
face challenged | September 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Superfish are you trying to get me to say butterface??? I mean jesus we are starved for hotness around here, just like Lindsay is. Eat and you’ll be hot again moron, not to much but enough to look alive. People who are starving themselves are usually pretty cranky, and by cranky I mean Kate Gosselin on a bad day, so that’s one of the main reasons she lost her career all those bitchy and late on set rumours were clearly not rumours. Just like Oprah, you do NOT want to be around her when she’s on a diet. These stars are so pampered that when they loose thier status and aren’t waited on hand and foot they can’t even dress themsleves or eat properly.
PunkA | September 1, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Playboy seriously needs a makeover. Starting at the top. It used to be about a lifestyle, but that ridiculously stupid show on E! ruined it, along with Hef being too old to get it up anymore. Please don’t tell me he still bangs chicks when we all know bedtime for Heffy is 830 pm. The mansion and lifestyle needs a new swinging cock to push the brand. Someone young, handsome, who beds a on of hot chicks, and lives the lifestlye. I thought that was what Playboy was about. Used to be, until Hef fossilized. How chicks are great and all, but we want to live through a dude banging them all. Not some dude they feed soup to through a straw at 4pm dinner.
face challenged | September 1, 2009 at 5:28 pm
If you look closely her freckles spell SAVE US.
She scares me. Does she bleach her crotch also or does she go eagle style? Either way wether it’s fire orange or not I guarantee it burns down there.
She used to be so hot, shame.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Once she gets inside the Playboy mansion, Hef is going to have a hard time getting her out. Like stains in a toilet after someone ate a Taco Bell burrito.
I have a feeling she’s going to pull a Heidi and give you one buttcheek.
Do FreeBird | September 1, 2009 at 5:52 pm
In most of these pic’s, she looks like a fairly well used 40 y.o. What’s amazing is that she’s gone from a pretty hot babe to a bag lady in such a short time.
face challenged | September 1, 2009 at 5:59 pm
#30. That is the power of cocain, or as she calls it “my precious”.
Do FreeBird | September 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Does she have any ass cheek left? Last I looked, Her butt was kind of pasty and shrunken up.
sam | September 1, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Why do Randal’s posts act as if the person we are talking about actually reads this crap? I don’t think even Hohan would stoop that low, although Spencer and Heidi probably do.
He is partly right… she will probably be sucking something out of something soon…
titsonsnack | September 1, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Whoop de do, basil. It won’t be anything we haven’t already seen… Her floppy tits, and skin airbrushed to shit.
Randall | September 1, 2009 at 6:21 pm
#33
of course they read these blogs. these wonderful scumbags have their entire life based on approval from strangers, and the more we give it to them the more they become dependent on it. It’s a vicious cycle, until one day your on the outer edges of “Celebrity” and your so desperate for the attention your willing to show your hoo-ha in an irrelevant porno magazine so jerks like us can viciously jack off on to these pictures of Spencer’s skin tone beard.
Randall
Kelley | September 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Christ, with that forehead ? For 22 years old, her forehead looks like a relief map of the Himalayas … wow. I am quickly losing respect for my favourite magazine ! First Heidi in all her silicone splendor and now this useless cooze ?
Shamus O'Hara | September 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Lindsay will be super hot ! Havent bothered with the mag in years . Will pick it up from a newstand ………..
J. | September 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Hope she does it!!!! But she got to go back to the red hair and ditch that blonde crap, and not pull a Hedi Montague and make it rated PG!
XXTwister | September 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Ok So I know what she is up to. Someone breaks into her house and steals her private collection which includes sex tape and other things. She is probable just getting a free 900,000 dollars because her stolen nudes will prob be on the net next week anyways. So at this point she doesn’t care. Why not get the money lol.
Kelley | September 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I hope she doesn’t look like this in just a few years … she is starting to already !! http://www.popsugar.com/4441122?page=0,0,4
Victoria | September 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm
From her facial expressions, she appears to be in an extreme amount of emotional pain and grief. I truly feel sorry for her. Her mother was not a mother. Her father’s nuts
God I wish she would find a decent therapist and stick with it. She’s headed for a huge crash. Plus she looks 40, not 23 or whatever she is.
Victoria | September 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm
From her facial expressions, she appears to be in an extreme amount of emotional pain and grief. I truly feel sorry for her. Her mother was not a mother. Her father’s nuts
God I wish she would find a decent therapist and stick with it. She’s headed for a huge crash. Plus she looks 40, not 23 or whatever she is.
Rasputins Liver | September 1, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Uh….
….somebody needs to tell this waste case that:
1. Playcodger is as old, out of date and wrinkly and senile as its founder now-a-days. It’s best days, as Hef’s were, were from the ’50s through the ’70s. It ain’t nothin’ now. There’s a reason why Hef’s kingdom is slowly but surely crashing down around him.
It’s over.
2. Lindsay Lohan is porno booth TV/old man jerkoff session material…..
……….AT FUCKING BEST!!!
She’s an old Skid Row hag now before she’s even hit fucking twenty-five years old! No one…NO….ONE…wants to see her saggy, early-aged, freckle polluted carcass, man!
Someone….ANYONE! do all of humanity a favor and tell this bitch and her so-called management to NOT strip it for fucking lame-assed Playgeezer!
O’ LAWKS! LAWKS!
Rasputins Liver | September 1, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Uh….
….somebody needs to tell this waste case that:
1. Playcodger is as old, out of date and wrinkly and senile as its founder now-a-days. It’s best days, as Hef’s were, were from the ’50s through the ’70s. It ain’t nothin’ now. There’s a reason why Hef’s kingdom is slowly but surely crashing down around him.
It’s over.
2. Lindsay Lohan is porno booth TV/old man jerkoff session material…..
……….AT FUCKING BEST!!!
She’s an old Skid Row hag now before she’s even hit fucking twenty-five years old! No one…NO….ONE…wants to see her saggy, early-aged, freckle polluted carcass, man!
Someone….ANYONE! do all of humanity a favor and tell this bitch and her so-called management to NOT strip it for fucking lame-assed Playgeezer!
O’ LAWKS! LAWKS!
Rasputins Liver | September 1, 2009 at 8:05 pm
*
Uh….
….somebody needs to tell this waste case that:
1. Playcodger is as old, out of date and wrinkly and senile as its founder now-a-days. It’s best days, as Hef’s were, were from the ’50s through the ’70s. It ain’t nothin’ now. There’s a reason why Hef’s kingdom is slowly but surely crashing down around him.
It’s over.
2. Lindsay Lohan is porno booth TV/old man jerkoff session material…..
……….AT FUCKING BEST!!!
She’s an old Skid Row hag now before she’s even hit fucking twenty-five years old! No one…NO….ONE…wants to see her saggy, early-aged, freckle polluted carcass, man!
Someone….ANYONE! do all of humanity a favor and tell this bitch and her so-called management to NOT strip it for fucking lame-assed Playgeezer!
O’ LAWKS! LAWKS!
missywissy | September 1, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Did somebody get her lips injected? Grose.
vito | September 1, 2009 at 9:19 pm
So…we have botox, collagen, hair dye, wigs, hair extensions, breast implants, ass implants, fake fingernails (and toenails, I would suppose), liposuction, tummy tucks, face lifts, girdles, shoe lifts (just ask Tom Cruise), padded bras, padded girdles, and spray on tans…have I forgotten anything?
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Isn’t ANYONE fucking satisfied with their natural selves anymore?
hateyoufornoreason | September 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Uh oh. Bring out the industrial sized airbrush.
LEB | September 1, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Does anyone REALLY want to see that?
And WTF is up with her lips?
Narcissist | September 2, 2009 at 1:43 am
Isn’t she a little old for Playboy? Maybe back in her thirties, yeah, but that was decades ago.
They’ll photoshop her to death like Heidi and…umm, Aubrey? Was that the other nobody?
Surely she had a few decent folks around she could have associated with. Such a mess.