Lindsay Lohan chills at Harry Morton’s beach house

August 28th, 2006 // 81 Comments

  1. @48 Biatcho: You should stop by and visit us sometime at the spankdom.

    You are very funny.

    hopeless

  2. ImSuicidal

    _cock ninja you :)

  3. Hopeless_ – I’ve been trying to get biatcho over to Spanks for three weeks!
    I’ve even threw your name in the mix.

  4. biatcho

    Hopeless Suicidal… patience, my friends, patience…

    I have entirely too much fun making fun of danYELL on this site right now. All this racism is killing me on the inside.

  5. Mtg Babe

    hehehe….another bikini pic…come one.. aren’t we tired as fuck already???/
    I am just saying…

  6. SheasGirl

    EW… I’ve had 4 kids and look WAY better then that… ew… whats with her ass

  7. a lindsay lohan hiaku

    lohan’s ass jiggles
    like lumps of freckled jello
    oh no i feel sick

    http://www.funderpants.com

  8. Richard

    I usually write how all these girls are hotter than anything I’ve ever gotten or ever will get. I can’t say that this time. Take away the implants, which look retarded on her, anyway, and she’s got the body of a prepubescent boy.

  9. mrs.t

    How did I get dragged into the Danielle debacle? I honestly never thought about the whole “Mr. T” situation when I typed in my screen name 2 years ago. I did, in fact, take my husband’s last name upon marriage. His last name begins with ‘T’, thereby rendering me “mrs.t” Call me slow, call me unimaginative, but please don’t call me racits.

  10. mrs.t

    don’t call me ‘racist’, either. so awesome to misspell just that one word.

    fell free to call me racits.

  11. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Everyone has talked shit about her freckles and she’s ugly and blah blah blah blah. I’m here to point out that incredibly DUMPY ASS she has!!

    Check out that 3rd pic. Is that the most unappealing ass you’ve ever seen on a celeb or what?

    That’s it. I’m done.

  12. Toonlite

    # 57..a haiku….finally some culture to go with the sofa….

    Thanks…You are why I come here…..

  13. xTropicalx

    Just Imagine what Lindsay would look like without hollywood.

    And talk about a GROSS DROOPING BUTT!

  14. #61: EXACTLY!

    Freckles, a mile-high belly button, and an ass that STRUGGLES RIGHT OUT OF HER BIKINI AND FALL TO THE FLOOR… a real hottie, yeah.

  15. biatcho

    mrs. t i wasn’t dragging you in. just making a comment about the biggest waste of an afro this site has ever seen. sorry if you took offense, but really not all that sorry in the long run.

    o’doyle rules!!!!!!

  16. Good god, am I really spending time looking at someone stretch and walk around… I need a life.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  17. scarlett138

    ew…she has the NASTIEST ASS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck if that thing is so droopy now…just imagine in 10 more years…mmmm flat droopiness

  18. Jasmine

    She has the ass of a 40-year-old stripper.

  19. mommy_long_legs

    that haiku kicked ass.

  20. JAdmiral

    1) Never smiles unless posing
    2) Droopy ass
    3) God missed the target in placing her belly button
    4) Droopy ass
    5) What’s with the “la bella vita” tat on her backside? “The Sweet Life”? Sure it is when you don’t have to show up to the set, and have a bikini for every day of the year, FOR ETERNITY!

    …and 6) Droopy ass. HOW old is she again? Because her body screams “over the hill”.

  21. NunoH

    She’s Conan O’Brien’s long lost not so hot sister.

  22. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Pics 5 and 10 – That has to be the weirdest, ugiest looking ass I’ve ever seen! And on a 20 yr old girl too… Her skin and that out-of-place belly button are just too disgusting to look.

    #67. I think you are being too optimistic thinking she’ll make it another 10 yrs. She’s already aged 70 yrs since she was 15. There’s only so much a ‘human’ (and I use this term loosely) body can take.

  23. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    oops… To look *at* that should be. Her skin and navel can’t look, that would be scary. Looking at her disgusting body made me go temporarily blind.

  24. ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Check out the jello butt in the 4th pic!

    Or better yet, don’t.

    http://qwuiki.com

  25. The Juice

    She’s still the hottest thing on th planet

  26. rolson

    LilRach must be gay…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  27. nc72

    Doesn’t look like she’s gotten much of a tan bikini or not…

    http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan/1/c/1418/

  28. ElatedPornStar

    Nothing like a cum-guzzler to complement the day!

  29. atomikblonde88

    woah. she finally managed to find a bikini that doesn’t look like total ass on her. I’m shocked. nice job, Lindsay.

  30. sita

    why doesn’t Lohan just walk around nude for the paparazzi…

  31. does she carry like a 5-pack in her purse at all times?

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