Lindsay Lohan chills at Harry Morton’s beach house
August 28th, 2006 // 81 Comments
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CelebSlam.com | August 28, 2006 at 11:51 am
Who is Harry Morton and why does he have a beach house?
http://www.celebslam.com
faloola | August 28, 2006 at 11:52 am
ooo another bikini.
pixel killya | August 28, 2006 at 11:53 am
Maybe the next blog will have attractive women?
caboose | August 28, 2006 at 11:53 am
Firecrotch comment #3254626553245694024
Jake | August 28, 2006 at 11:54 am
Lindsay doesn’t take showers. She just puts on a bikini to dry off her sperm covered body. It’s why she’s so white…
http://wampoon.com/
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 28, 2006 at 11:56 am
She may have the worst skin I have ever seen other than a case of severe psoriasis. She does not have an inch of skin not mottled by freckle, mole, blemish or pimple. All enhanced by the ghostly, pasty white of her ginger flesh. And that she’s always wearing bikinis makes it worse. It’s as if she’s flaunting her freckled hide.
The Devil's Prom Date | August 28, 2006 at 11:56 am
I bet she’ll brown-up real nice in Hell.
StanGable | August 28, 2006 at 12:00 pm
weathered. when are these underage “actors” going to start getting carded and then arrested for going out to bars and clubs? how rad would that be…
mrs.t | August 28, 2006 at 12:05 pm
There’s really nowhere to go but downhill for Ms. Lohan. She peaked at…what, 14? The condition of her skin is inexcusable, at best. By the time she gets to hell, #7, the fiery flames will just shrug their shoulders and say “Eh, nothing more for us to do here.”
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 28, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Hello, Lindsay, this is Burt Reynolds, yes… fine… uh, CAN I HAVE MY FUCKING SUNGLASSES BACK!
danielle | August 28, 2006 at 12:08 pm
#9. hilarious!
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Is that Jared Leto again?
Equalparts | August 28, 2006 at 12:11 pm
She needs to, like, develop a waist and some hips.
Aside from the boobs, it’s the body of a 14 year old boy.
beckyb | August 28, 2006 at 12:12 pm
#1, Harry Morton is Peter Morton’s son, and Peter Morton is the owner/founder of Hard Rock. A friend of mine worked for the Hard Rock hotel in Vegas, and said he’s a complete moron.
I saw him being interviewed on The Daily Show about a restaurant they’re opening in Arizona called The Pink Taco. (there’s also one in Vegas) People in Arizona didn’t like the name and were protesting, and he was comparing naming his Mexican restaraunt a slur for female genitalia, to The Vagina Monologues being named The Vagina Monolgues. Fucking idiot.
RichPort | August 28, 2006 at 12:17 pm
She has the ass and hips of an older white man. Her shoulders look like she was painting a wall beige with a roller, while topless. And I couldn’t read the whole tat, but it should be considered false advertising for her to have “La Bella…” anywhere on her. All that said, nice rack.
sharkbite | August 28, 2006 at 12:17 pm
How can she spend so much time barely clothed and still be a ghost?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
It`s all tossycock | August 28, 2006 at 12:18 pm
icky poo freckles
Toonlite | August 28, 2006 at 12:22 pm
YO….Mr Ficial…..you are so scraping the bottom of the barrel with this….
Come One…there are more noteworthy shit then this…..I never thought I would say this…YOU SUCK!!!!
Firecrotch is BORING….it’s all been said….done…sung…
Mr. Ficial…..I am so writing Steven Colbert…and have you placed on notice….
YOU SUCK!!!! I am so hurt….so let down….and I am not ever going to knit you a sweater again.
Sgned,
Your Mom – Mrs. Ficial
Don’t come home – we moved
kylieer | August 28, 2006 at 12:22 pm
All this girl seems to do is ‘relax’ and ‘party’…..but guess what people? WE (the stupid poor ass public) buy the DVD’s, go to her movies, buy celeb magazines, their clothing lines, CD’s………..basicially BUY anything Hollywood TELLS us we need. Remember: These celebs are getting INSANELY rich and WE (everyone else) are getting poorer – do you ENJOY this?!? DO you have any opinion? A boycott is in order to put an end to this celebrity obession!!
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Then again, she doesn’t party and sleep around any more than a hell of alot of other 20 year old chicks that aren’t movie stars. So, big fucking deal.
llllllllll | August 28, 2006 at 12:32 pm
INVASION OF FRECKLES REALY SUCK!!!!!
herbiefrog | August 28, 2006 at 12:47 pm
party on babe :)
remember the sun-screen
don’t burn that inner human
DancingQueen | August 28, 2006 at 12:53 pm
I know it’s been said before but skankity-skank-skank. She needs to work out sometime instead of lounging by the pool/beach all day. She has no muscle tone. At all. She’s lucky she’s young. I can’t wait to watch her hit the wall in about 10 years.
Chodite | August 28, 2006 at 1:09 pm
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The 2nd pic of her side cleavage is way nice.
Besides that, she is just not attractive. Don’t get me wrong, she’d still get it twice… but these bikini pics are far from flattering. Although nakie sun bathing might change my mind. Are you reading this Lohan?
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
chubbs | August 28, 2006 at 1:10 pm
# 13 & 15
puberty skipped lindsay, her mom got her a boob job so she wouldn’t look like an ironing board.
#23
did you miss her sparring partner a few weeks back? it proved she is “working” out…yeah ok, thanks for the dull show Lindsay sucking Lohan!!!
ImSuicidal | August 28, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Why don’t they build a fucking fence around that fucking balcony / porch??
“Cooterpunch” is a happenin’ site.
what_it_is_hoe | August 28, 2006 at 1:20 pm
herbiefrog is my hero bitch!!!!!
:)
:)
Spindoc | August 28, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Her skin looks like it would be kinda dry and rough, and have a LOT of that downy hair that some redheads get….and of course she smells like Diarhea according to Brandon Davis.
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 1:37 pm
It’s Monochromatica Woman. She has come to spread communicable diseases to the world’s most eligible and wealthiest batchelor heirs.
Zanna | August 28, 2006 at 2:14 pm
she’s got a pretty flabby looking ass and already looks way older than 20. Ooo, she’s gonna be looking like Joan Rivers by 30. Gaaarontee it.
LilRach | August 28, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Everyone has to remember that this girl is a natural red head – hence the pale skin and all the freckles!
Yeah ok she’s not the most attractive thing out there but it has to be said to all the people that find her highly unattractive – DONT LOOK AT THE PICTURES! It’s as easy as that! Don’t blame it on Superficial guy cos you are the ones who keep coming to his site!
biatcho | August 28, 2006 at 2:18 pm
for someone who spends as much time in bikinis doing a whole lot of nothing she never seems to get rid of the pale & pasty look. of all the things this chick does (coke, booze, smokes) she fucking worries about putting sunscreen on? What fucked up priorities.
oh and I love the fact that racist danielle likes Mr. Ts comments because she thinks he/she’s black. die you rotten fuckwhore.
bexybeans | August 28, 2006 at 2:36 pm
how can you guys sit here and make fun of her skin pigmentation? don’t discriminate against the fair skinned freckled folks! and using sunscreen is the smartest thing she could do! fair skinned people have a much greater risk of developing fatal skin cancer. she can quit all the other dangerous things she does, like smoking, doing drugs, drinking, but you can’t quit skin cancer. word.
rolson | August 28, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Amazing…I see a hot woman in a bikini.
How is it that just about every person who has commented on this must be:
1. a man who is attracted to other men and hates women.
2. a woman who is jealous of beautiful women.
LilRach | August 28, 2006 at 2:55 pm
3. A man who has bad taste in women!
(He He – sorry had to add that)
Nikk The Templar | August 28, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Zombies in bikinis rock.
rolson | August 28, 2006 at 3:02 pm
That’s OK #35…so, are you a 1 a 2?
ImSuicidal | August 28, 2006 at 3:03 pm
@30- zanna, I didn’t realize they spoke cajun in Moose Taint County, USA
LilRach | August 28, 2006 at 3:07 pm
#37 Well neither – it’s quite hard to be jealous of LL! Don’t take it personally dude it was just a joke! Sometimes she looks hot – other times well not! Whatever floats your boat.
dmarie | August 28, 2006 at 3:16 pm
I have to say that if you are indeed going to spend the majority of your life in a bikini, a tan is a must…what? she’ll get skin cancer? Oh, but my dear that is why we have the mystic tan and all of those tan-in-a-can deals. You’d think a person who has enough money to buy a bikini making factory would at least invest in that.
vainandlovingit | August 28, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Hooray for Skanks!finally another bikini shot of LoHo!
VeryLiberating.com | August 28, 2006 at 3:22 pm
She makes me want to dig out my eyes with a fork.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
vainandlovingit | August 28, 2006 at 3:23 pm
@34
contining #35 ….
4. a dude that’s never had sex?
Zanna | August 28, 2006 at 3:27 pm
@38 – Well…we speak a little bit of everything cuz that there Moose Taint is the Great American Melting pot. Speaking of which….have you stopped by lately to see the new McFlap??? It’s a tasty treat!!!!
Eye-Dish Lass | August 28, 2006 at 3:28 pm
She is ALWAYS bikini-clad in the blistering sun so EVERY inch of her will be freckled….giving her the PERFECT tan! Take that you Spray-Tan Hilton Ho’s!
boum1441 | August 28, 2006 at 3:32 pm
I love how she walks out with a Philip Roth book under her arm, title boldly showing, so that the phalanx of paparazzi will be sure to prove to the world that she’s intellectually challenging herself (who needs college?), but then there’s not a single shot of her reading. Could this be selective editing on the part of our host, or (far more likely) that she really only ever uses books to do lines off of?
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 28, 2006 at 3:34 pm
@44 Zanna: He’s Walrus Gumboot.
Also: If someone is a ‘Ginger’ and very proned to skin cancer, why would they want to be out in the sun so much?
You probably don’t really belong on the planet earth if the fucking ***SUN*** doesn’t like you!
hopeless
biatcho | August 28, 2006 at 3:37 pm
If you have the kind of skin that requires the word “pigmentation” after it you have problems. plain & simple.
Eye-Dish Lass | August 28, 2006 at 3:38 pm
If Jessica Alba had Lindsay’s skin she would be bu-fug-a-dugly.
ImSuicidal | August 28, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#44- Are you kiddin’! Them McFlapps sure am good!
In particular the “Fur” burger…
except for the hairs in my teeth!
I’m also lovin me some “Spanks”
Thanks for blowing my cover ya “Hopeless_ cock-nina” you :)
“Back off me faggenstein!”