Lindsay Lohan charged with double DUI’s

August 23rd, 2007 // 58 Comments
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While Lindsay Lohan may have ducked felony cocaine charges, she was charged today with seven misdemeanors, including two counts of driving under the influence and misdemeanor possession of coke. TMZ says:

Lohan, who was busted twice since Memorial Day weekend, was charged with two counts of driving under the influence. If convicted of both, she’d face a minimum of four days in jail. If a felony were filed, Lohan could have faced several years in state prison.

TMZ goes on to explain why Lindsay only received a misdemeanor drug charge:

In Lohan’s case, the fact that she was busted twice in a short period of time actually helped her. It shows someone is struggling with an addiction problem. The fact that each time she was busted, she immediately checked into a rehab facility also helped her case. Also, her age – 21 – and the fact that her upbringing was extremely unstable – also worked in her favor.

It really says a lot when the law enforcement community agrees that Dina Lohan’s parenting causes crime. Soon we’ll find out that police officers have the right to use deadly force if they spot her within 100 yards of a school. Of course legend has it she can only be killed when her youngest son Cody forgets her morning gin and tonic. That, my friends, is when we’ll strike. Then, and only then, will the fire-crotched lass truly be free.

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  1. maxsolomon

    FRIST?

    GODDAMN

  2. Jennifer

    She is famous why drive herself…she should have others to do this for her…what an idiot!!!!

  3. Pedro

    Wait a second. So checking in to a so called rehab got Blowhan off the hook with cocaine charges. I guess that’s how they do things in California.

  4. lucky8

    misdonemer coke possesion? didnt know there was such a thing..

  5. Italian Stallion

    They should have never gave this bitch money……….

    “Fuck your couch”

  6. LadyJane

    I loved explaining to my 6 year old child why that girl from “Herbie Fully Loaded” is a crack-ho.

  7. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    i was nearly swayed toward thinking legalizing marijuana in california might not be such a bad idea… then I read Bonzo’s posts and i remember.

  8. ssdd

    What a load of bullshit. I CANNOT wait for this bitch to fuck up again. Only next time I hope she wraps the car totally around the tree in the shape of a fucking horseshoe— ends touching completely.

  9. TS

    At least FRIST is better that FIRST. Anything but that.

    I wish this chick would hurry up and OD like River Phoenix. Maybe that’s a bit harsh, so I just wish she’d go away. Forever.

  10. Dina Lohan

    Money gets you everything in America ! remember that kids !

  11. Eagle Chick

    I looked like her when I found out I wasn’t FRIST! Only 11th? Is that how many drug charges/DUI’s Lindsay has now or is it more?
    #7–I’m totally with you—-I had to explain “Georgia Rules” to my 13-year-old and elaborate on the definition of S-L-U-T!

  12. LadyJane

    My shit is better lookin’ than this bitch.

  13. Lovely

    The only thing she has worth a fuck… is what she’s getting charged with… Double D’s….. how ironic

  14. jrzmommy

    And I bet she STILL has not learned anything from her mistakes.

  15. Hydro74

    I am officially banning all contact with Lindsey Lohan in the media until her Playboy spread.

    Incidentially – I find that the funniest thing about the new Young Hollywood … they flash beaver shots and film homemade porn for sale on the Internet, but they won’t show up nude in actual movies or pose for Playboy until they’re actually washed up.

    That’s why I say – hooray for Hallie Berry, Charlize Theron and Anne Hathaway! Hooray for boobies!

  16. Cowgirl waiting to be FRIST

    #16–Don’t forget Christina Ritchie showed plenty of boobage in “Black Snake” long movie!
    You mock these young Hollywood hoes now, but they will be 10′s eventually: 7 kids,2 divorces, and one tooth!

  17. lambman

    Well, it is true that she has addiction problems and an unstable upbringing….however, when one of the parents responsible for our “extremely unstable” upbringing is still actively involved in your life and career its hard to think that a linient sentence will do the trick.

    Also, Are Cody and Dakota Lohan the same person?

  18. #1hater

    LL was right…..she’s a celebrity, she can do whatever the fuck she wants……..

  19. What happens when she kills someone when she does it the third time?

  20. JEEZ

    17 IT’S RICCI !!!!!

  21. Goldenchile

    This is so ironic. If my 21 year old did they same, they would put her UNDER the jail. I hope Lindsay, Paris and Britney have a party and all commit suicide!

  22. Jo Jo

    Occasionally, an imbecile gets out of his or her cage and runs amuck on the internet, specifically on the message boards.
    Case in point; Bonzo420, hollyj, etc…

  23. Courteney

    If I tried to get away with what she does, I would be in prison a long time.

  24. Hey cowgurl, why do you want to be FRIST?

  25. Doh!

    Thanks 17, I must have confused her with Nicole Ritchie. I don’t make it a hobbie to look at her boobs,so I don’t know her name that well unlike you GUYS!GL (guffawing loudly).

  26. hollyj

    The check-out guy at the grocery had a Mt St Helens whitehead on his cheek. All I could do was stand and stare at it like I was rubbernecking a headless corpse at a fresh car wreck. That whitehead was the diameter of a straw and surrounded by a red mountain the size of a nickel. All I needed to rectify that situation was a HAZMAT suit, a pair of needlenose pliers, and portable medical suction.

  27. Donkey

    #23 — LoL
    There seems to be a lot of “running amok” today.

  28. Cowgurl with a drawl

    I don’t know why I want to be FRIST? Should I check into re-hab again? Try to make me go to re-hab. Noooo Nooo Noooo!

  29. no1justminda

    I bet Paris is pissed, haha!

  30. hollyj

    Wait… Anne Hathaway has boobs???

  31. GT09

    @23 – Well put !!!!! You go Jo Jo.

  32. Claude

    #27
    You don’t have any friends to talk to do you?
    Why would you tell us all about some guys zit?

  33. @29 Cowgurl, You do not have to go to re-hab. Wanting to be FRIST is not serious enough to require treatment

  34. Hey Clawed, don’t dog someone here unless you know them.

  35. Amy

    I am so sick and tired of people saying it’s because of their upbringing that they are like that. There is this slutty girl Dessa Lansen who sleeps around with every guy she meets (including my husband) and my husband (now ex) says it’s because of the way she was raised. YEAH RIGHT. People need to start taking responsibility for themselves. She is 21 years old. She is making more money than most of us will ever see. She needs to accept responsibility. Her saying, that’s not my drugs, that’s not my pants (um honey you were WEARING THEM)….she is in denial. On the otherhand, if my daughter EVER was arrested – I would definitely have made changes in her life (ie Dina should never have left Lindsay to remain in LA without any supervision so shortly after rehab). Thus, Dina is NO angel in my book and her parenting skills are non-existent. While I believe Lindsay needs to start accepting responsibility for her actions, Dina should be held responsible for her non-actions as well.

  36. Inuit Cowgirl

    Hey 28! Running Amok is my Alaskan name (doh–so not PC–bad!)!

  37. #36 – thanks for your thesis.

  38. I wipe with poison ivy, thats why I am so cheerful…

    Luv,hugs and kisses – back to the kiddie pool me.

  39. 39

    @39-
    I’ve seen this statement before.

  40. Editor and Chief cowgirl STILL waiting to be 1st

    #38 are you ol’ Jack Knife from down yonder?

  41. @39 Is that you in the kiddiie pool?

  42. Lil Princess

    i’m not sure how it works, but i dont think the DA usually does background checks on the people being charged.. in Lindsay’s case… the biggest help of all is that she is famous and constantly in the tabloids and the DA knew she checked into rehab after both incidences and also knew her family history and all that shit.

    goddamn if that isnt the smartest thing ever… those celebs have it all figured out… they can be totally fucked up… and not have to worry cuz all their dirty laundry is hung all over the place…….. brilliant!

  43. Danklin24

    Unstable upbriging??? Hell,. if that comes into play than 80% of drug users/dealers should be let out of prison. Christ, this shit pisses me off. Lindsay Lohan is a little worthless cunt that thinks she’s above the law. I cant wait til the little bitch kills herself in a car wreck.

  44. Haha

    I love how “thesuperficial” writers always use the screaming, sobbing, overdramatic crying Lindsay photo whenever something bad or dramatic happens to her. It really sets the mood and cracks me up. : )

    And by the way her water bottle pics look set-up and pretentious.

    I hope she learns from this and grow as a person. Because for the past four years or so she’s been really low and really sad. I feel sorry for her.

    I really hope that she gets better…

  45. my comment

    I hope she never gets better and dies choking on her own vomit.

  46. @ 42 – Yes,its hard to type when my paws are wet, sorry.

    @ 40 – We are so glad you can multi task: Reading and Memory

  47. BaldAsBritney

    Meh, double DUI’s, double penetrations, it’s all good in Blohans world.

  48. BunnyButt

    Skank won’t see jail time until she kills someone (and she WILL kill someone) … and probably not even then.

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