
Like all great Americans, Lindsay Lohan celebrated Independence Day by getting in a bikini and lounging around a Malibu beach house. I’m not even sure if she’s in rehab anymore. She says she is, but she’s constantly leaving to attend parties and go roller blading. She might as well claim to be attending space camp and Harvard Medical School as well, since she spends just as much time there.
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gatorgirl | July 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
Who’s the guy? Kinda cute in his first picture, very nice abs!!!
Fumus | July 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
First!!
Fumus | July 5, 2007 at 11:00 am
Awww fuck you gatorgirl.
Justin | July 5, 2007 at 11:00 am
shes so lame………. FIRECROTCH
MassGrrl | July 5, 2007 at 11:03 am
Well, she looks better anyway.
Danklin24 | July 5, 2007 at 11:04 am
Now now Mr fish, for all you know this could be a party with her family, minus her coke-head mother and jail bird father. No need to jump to conclusions.
ssdd | July 5, 2007 at 11:05 am
Pic 13 ..is that a tall can of beer or what? .. ..Having a cig and a beer looks like to me..
Pirhan | July 5, 2007 at 11:06 am
What the hell is with her stomach? Ugh.
wiinja | July 5, 2007 at 11:07 am
that’s a can of Diet Rockstar in pic 13… but a spliff, not a cigarette
kt | July 5, 2007 at 11:09 am
her stomach is always bloated.
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 11:11 am
Is that dude with no nose her security blanket? Like a gay human woobie?
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 11:16 am
@11…..LOL
But, really I’d love to tit fuck this bitch and cum on her face. Yummy.
Nice outfit.
Jimmy | July 5, 2007 at 11:16 am
If you just cut off the head the reat of the body looks pretty good.
xie | July 5, 2007 at 11:17 am
I’m really digging the whole “leaving the fly open on your 1980s bleached jean cut offs because your stomach is so bloated that you can’t button them anymore” look.
kp | July 5, 2007 at 11:18 am
her ta-tas look nice! oh i cant wait for her to get out of rehab. i’m sick of trainwreck britney. at least blohan looks good while fn up.
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 11:21 am
what’s in the can with the star on it in the first picture, last row?
Michelle Double D | July 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
Her Independance needs more support.
Michelle Double D | July 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
Her Independance needs more support.
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
@16, looks like Lone Star Beer.
penni | July 5, 2007 at 11:25 am
she’s looking better to me. more meat on the skin, not so anorexic looking. i wish she’d go back to being a redhead though.
miss oblivious | July 5, 2007 at 11:26 am
the assless wonder looks like a freakin weathered porn star celebrating her 40th birthday.
Hecubus | July 5, 2007 at 11:26 am
What’s the point in bikini pictures ? Why is everywhere flooded with them now ? I really don’t get it. The bits you want to see are still covered up, they may as well be wearing a burka. Bores the Hell outta me.
It's just me | July 5, 2007 at 11:27 am
Lorenzo Lamas is that you!?!?
She looks like she could sniff her own belly button
MRhappyPANTS | July 5, 2007 at 11:28 am
I’d still bang her…..still the best looking of the bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter | July 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
Gotta love Bikini Picutes. If you dont like – surf away :)
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 11:31 am
TT—*GASP!!!!!* IMPOSSIBLE! SHE’S RECOVERING!
It really does look like the Lone Star logo. Maybe that explains that face she’s making that screams, FUCK I’M BUSTED!
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 11:44 am
@26, it sure does look that way. tee hee
Still, I’d love for her to “take-me” with a nice big strap-on dildo, while I sucked her boyfriend off. Yummy
Kimberly Daniel | July 5, 2007 at 11:48 am
If you enlarge the picture that’s all the way down to the left, where Lindsay is with her boy-toy, you can see that behind his right arm is Lindsay’s hand with…….
DUM DUM DUM
A can of beer! How shocking!
No, but Lindsay wouldn’t do that, it must be an ALIEN IMPERSONATOR
Chauncey Gardner | July 5, 2007 at 11:49 am
Have you ever sat back and really looked at the world and the people in it? Can you remove yourself from your own humanity and really appreciate the silliness of valuing celebrities? They’re really no different from you and me. Because, at the end of the day, we’re just a walking stack of carbon atoms that answers to a name, a mobile shit and baby factory, that functions solely to pass on our DNA for generations to come. And, yet, we elevate these people – these *things* – to the heavens. And for what? Because they appear in movies? TV? Music? Lindsay Lohan would basically have to become a scientist and/or an astronaut before I’d give her any credit for being an exemplary human being, and worthy of all the attention she gets. Until then, she’s just another disgusting multi-cellular organism creating foulness wherever she goes.
polypam | July 5, 2007 at 11:51 am
I’d rather see Nick & Vanessa shagging than this piece of trash in her booty shorts and beer belly.
krazihottherbiefrog | July 5, 2007 at 11:52 am
♣ ♣ ♥ ♠ ⊗
zo we zelebrate → ♦ ♦ ⊗
[can we zay that?]…
↓ ♫ ♣ ♣ ♥
of courz we can : )) ♥ ♥ ♥
zappy zirthday babe ))
→ ↓ ♥ ♥ ♥ ↑ ←
fuckingmorons | July 5, 2007 at 11:54 am
IT IS A CAN OF DIET ROCKSTAR YOU BRAIN DEAD FUCKING MORONS DUN DUN DUN
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
she looks pretty fantastic in this pics I think. For some reason this time around the blond hair looks good on her….also not doing drugs every day does wonders for your appearance.
I think she’s just sleeping at rehab because she’s homeless, wasn’t she kicked out of her apt not long ago? I guess it keeps her from staying out all night doing drugs, pretty good system…do what you want all day, go back to rehab at night
missmint | July 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
At least she has had a decent spray tan this time…an very slight improvement on the bloated freckle covered white mess we normally have to look at.
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 11:58 am
29: Bravo, Bravo!
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Sheesh….settle down, #32….excuse us….you see we didn’t recognize the can of diet Rockstar because we don’t drink stuff with names as irretrievably fucking GAY as Diet Rockstar!
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Texas Tranny, we could do without your disgusting assfucking fetish talk.
EZ | July 5, 2007 at 12:02 pm
White bikinis hide stains.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm
TT, sorry, I’m a little crabby this morning because last night my girlfriend “forgot” the lube – again – for her strapon. I don’t mind a little unspoken S&M every now and then, but this is getting ridiculous. And I’m tired of buying family-sized EraPlus to get the bloodstains out of my panties…
jrztrash | July 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm
no jersey trash mommy you drink gallons of guido sperm from your trashy fucking jersey husband, you can shut your worthless cunt mouth now because lets face it 3 dollars is to much for you to spend on anything let alone a drink, your idiot kid probably needs some attention now.
Guido Sperm | July 5, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Hey, I’m a premium drink, everybody knows that!
jrzmommy | July 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Wassamatter #40….not coping well since Bob Barker left the Price is Right?
Texas Tranny | July 5, 2007 at 12:14 pm
@39…It’s ok, I like it when powerful women put me in my place. I’d take a spanking too, if you like.
White does hide SOME stains, but not all. tee hee
kristen | July 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
never in my life would i thought i would say this…but she actually doesnt look THAT bad…not saying she looks good just saying not THAT bad
awesome | July 5, 2007 at 12:20 pm
guido sperm for gimmick account of the year please
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 12:25 pm
truly brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean go fuck yourself.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Who the fuck is this troll. It has been trolling me and FRIST for the last two day. Now it is on to Veggie and Jrzmommy. Fucking get a life
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm
She’s back in rehab within 2 months. bet on it. this time she may OD. No way she stays sober.
Nice flapjacks BTW. She’s going to be a saggy mess in the very near future.
your momma | July 5, 2007 at 12:38 pm
hey you guys, whose turn is it to give SLOTH his baby ruth!!!!!
my comment | July 5, 2007 at 12:42 pm
She won’t live past 30.