Lindsay Lohan caught snorting cocaine

May 7th, 2007 // 159 Comments

A friend of Lindsay Lohan has leaked a video of Lindsay snorting cocaine and shoving it up a friend’s nose while the two were crammed in a toilet at club Teddy’s. The video was taken just 20 days after she left rehab and in it she’s also heard saying: “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” The friend that leaked the video says she’s worried about Lindsay and “that’s why I’m showing this video. So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.” She also says:

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it – she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

I know you were tempted to skip that giant quote above, but do yourself a favor and read it. It’s not like anybody believed Lindsay was sober, but this is just ridiculous. If Skeletor wrote an autobiography it’d probably be less dramatic.

EDIT: Had to take down the pictures. Go here to check them out.


  1. I totally agree with #99

    I guess Lindsay must have done something to her, it

  2. SisterSweetly

    2.5 grams in a night is nothing.

    you guys are a bunch of pussies, yo.

  3. #96 == is right ,,it would kill her and the other part about stripping the clothes off and then dropping down to snort a line…sounds kinda hott..If I was there I’s B LMFo!!

  4. cinnarose

    I felt so happy after reading that quote; I almost started laughing, but didn’t want to annoy the coworkers. This just solidifies my personal view of Lindsay, and most other “famous” people, aka Paris Hilton.

  5. Plastic Sturgeon

    @#21 If Lindsey continues on this path of self destruction, then yes, she too will be dead like River Phoenix. The only difference between her and him is that he actually could act.

    @#99 Of course this “friend” is not a true friend. That goes without saying. I do believe that Lindsey is so insecure that she would brag about sleeping with celebrities, even to strangers. As far as her doing coke amoung people, surely she is too drunk and coked out most of the time to care.

    @#79 Is it possible for anyone to be more idiotic than you? Wait, don’t answer that, sweetie. It was a rhetorical question.

    Jude Law? WTF? Has he no standards? There are plenty of hot, more sane, women who would die to sleep with him, (as well as BE dead if they didn’t use a condom). Why would anyone rich, famous, and good looking touch her with someone else’s cock?

  6. HughJorganthethird

    mmmmmmmm cocaine.

    Crack is quicker though. Somebody teach this skank how to freebase.

  7. ElatedPornStar

    If I was some no talent cunt like her, I’d be doing cock like that too.

    Oh, did I say cock?

    I meant coke.

  8. woodhorse

    #90 – thanks for the tip. Sarah Jane’s a lot funnier that Perez Hilton (where I never bother to go) – she’s at least original – Perez’s delusions of grandeur have no basis in reality and he’s offensive as hell.

  9. jrzmommy♠

    108–I hope you mean you’re laughing AT SJTLQ and not WITH SJTLQ

  10. LeeLee

    anyone who parties in LA already saw the live version of this show with pre-Rehab Lindsay… Glad to see she’s doing the club tours again.

  11. jakebarnes

    The lighting on her face in that last picture is particularly flattering.

  12. GGblum

    I didn’t knew she was so sleazy!

  13. pekpekshorts

    IS she an actress or a high priced PROSTITUTE? She makes Paris look like an angel.

    “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.”

    Didn’t she fuck James Blunt just a few days after????

    I say more power for Law, Blunt and all the other manwhores who fucked this cokehead.

    Speaking of “cokehead” I guess Paris was right when she called Lindsay a cokehead.

  14. FRIST!!!

    This makes me want to get some coke…

  15. GG 4.33

    Lindsay is amazing in her whoreness. She’s trying to outdo everyone in Hollywood.

  16. GG 4.33

    I wonder if she’s going to do any more Disney movies….she was supposed to be America’s sweetheart, right?

  17. KatieKates

    Before you know it, all the gorgeous Hollywood men will drop dead from AIDS because this bitch couldn’t keep her legs closed. Blech!

    And how in God’s name does someone do THAT much coke? I always thought she looked skanky, but I am now sorta impressed she looks as good as she does.

    While I don’t discount this story, these pictures are pretty shitty.

  18. alex

    i dont know why its so hard for some people to believe that 2.5 grams of coke is too much for one person to do. Once you have built up a tolerence that’s nothing. in highschool i would do an 8-ball of pure a day…mabye sharing with some friends but that really wasnt a big deal. she’s not doing enough to kill her…or even come close. (i’m 5’1 100lbs. and now i am in grad school with a fully functioning brain) Lindsay will surive.

  19. bajanredrasta

    sooooooooooooo. LL is doing coke.

    Like this is a big shock to the world at large. Most are doing it morning, noon and night in that set. Hell most of the party group are into coke.

    Thing is…. Lindsay should know her coke friends from the coke ho’s…

    chose wisely next time hun….

  20. sharpei dude

    It’s only a matter of time that we’ll be seeing LL wheeled out of some club or the back of some hotel wrapped in a black rubber bag or under a sheet.

  21. S.P.F.R.S.

    It’s a wonder Hohan has any friends let alone a friend who would care about her. BTW, the chick in the pic has a huge nose! Perfect for snorting apparently.

  22. kenzier

    Nice to know she isn’t particular about who she sleeps with.

    James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto, James Franco. Some of the ugliest dudes in Hollywood.

  23. whatwhat

    lindsay lohan just got hotter in my eyes

  24. Chamois

    Snorting ridiculous amounts of coke might have been cool back in the 70′s and 80′s when everyone was doing it. Now if you go out and snort 2 g of coke every night, photos like these get leaked and people in the “community” have to act all concerned and then you have to go to rehab. You’ll see a bunch of B-listers come on TV and do interviews for magazines to “voice their support.” Just don’t do it.

  25. mrlithium

    people who think 2.5g is too much have no idea what coke is cause they never leave their computer. they have no idea what a gram is/costs, never done any, never knew anyone who did, and obviously never been to rehab cause ive known like 4 people already who would put $1000-2000 up their nose in a weekend, and 2.5g is like $100 max @ 40 a g. and like…. its all about her tolerance people….. jeez, stop posting about shit you don’t know about ! by the way i thought i cleared this up back in post #75. and whoever said the friend should call the cops on her, needs to die a horrible death… thats even worse of a friend than posting the videos of it up on a site. friends should HELP friends by telling the person they care about them, and anyone whos been to rehab knows she can’t get clean by being forced into it, she has to realize it for herself which I hope for the sake of her being a human being like the rest of us that she does realize she’s making a ton of mistakes and ruining her opportunities in hollywood.

  26. Binky

    Friends ?
    This is a Lo-Ho Blow-Ho.

  27. sympathee

    We expected so much more from you lindsay, tsk tsk.

  28. god I love this dipshit. She is an atrocity waiting to happen.

  29. IwantToLickLohansAsshole

    I’d love to snort some lines of coke off her soft Beef Curtains.

  30. imran karim

    when’s the video coming out

  31. Klepto

    “I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

    Man, fuck the coke, where’s the video of THAT?

  32. burlesquebastard

    2.5 grams of coke in over 12 hours isn’t that much. she wouldn’t be dead. she’d just be really high. you can do shitloads of coke before it kills you, there’s not many fatal overdoses attributed to coke.

  33. cocaine, the American way

  34. Moksha

    “8. Posted by Sarah-Jean on May 7, 2007 5:22 AM

    Lindsay needs support. From here on, let’s post nothing but positive comments.”


  35. someone call the f’n copz
    these bitchez need to go to jail
    then Pariz won’t cry so much
    they all can do each other allday

  36. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Seriously – SJTLQ – what were you thinking? Coming here and posting your stupid comments about supporting LL blowhole and leaving your site details too? Do you seriously want to get massacred again by the a whole lot cleverer than you bored lilac hating superfishes? Doesn’t everyone remember the threats of impending lawsuits?

    And what the fuck is up with your site? I mean, I know you’re a bored pregnant housewife but is that any reason to post photos of carefully laid out clothes that you wear everyday? Who cares? And who the hell would go to all that effort just so your loyal readers could know what shit you’re wearing? I’m really worried about your sanity. Really I am. I’m very scared that there are people in the world like you and that you are now gonna raise children.

    As for the Lohan – I’m really not at all surprised. Happy, but not surprised. No, of course it’s not a fake story and I’m sure 2.5 grams a day isn’t over the top. She’s a shit never-gonna-get-an-oscar actress and an attention seeking whore. The “friend” of course isn’t her friend and certainly doesn’t care about her well being (who in the world does?), she’s just another attention seeking coke-snorting wannabe actress who wants to get noticed through Loho’s apparent “fame”. Yawn.

  37. pinkplushies

    OMG she slept with JAMES FRANCO???

    SHE SLEPT WITH JAMES FRANCO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


    AAAAHHHH!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!


  38. pendant

    Imagine James Blunt singing You’re Beautiful while Lindsay sucks his cock

  39. Jonas Bohman



    i think you should go and see a doctor or something coz the amount of shite coming out your mouth cant be good for you …… ya fucking tosser

  41. Hey Scottland #140…

    Do me a favor and pull the Haggis outta your ass, it’s starting to stink up the board.

  42. honeytothebee

    Who is Lindsey Lohan?

  43. nicholelibra

    5. Posted by BarbyGurrl on May 7, 2007 5:15 AM

    Think about it. This really doesn’t make sense. She may use SOME coke, but no way that much. Sure, she looks trashy and dirty, but she doesn’t have the look of someone who uses coke to that extreme—I’ve watched INTERVENTION, so I know what I’m talking about.

    #5, are you fucking kidding me? You saw it on TV so that must be the way it is? Hell, that would be like me swearing up and down that I was a world famous plastic surgeon just because I saw a couple of reruns of Dr.90210 on E! Now shit, if I did even a fraction of half the shit I saw on that show I’d have the best woman in the world looking like that fug chick Donatella V.

  44. I guess it’s another Hollywood girl off to rehab….if this is even real??

  45. sharpei dude

    I wonder if she snorted some off Blunt’s cock? That would be “must see” video!


    pull the haggis out of my “ass”
    fuck sake how long did it take you to think of that one i see you used your mighty American intelligence there good one
    im not to sure but maybe just maybe if all yous cunts used that thing called common sense
    a little bit more you might actually see that yous are all fucking idiots

  47. herbiefrog

    hey guys… : )

    …were a bit late

    …on this story :
    …were here now…
    “it’s a beutiful life”… : )

    [oh bugge4r]

    lets not die early

  48. The Squizz

    I am so happy I put her in my death pool

  49. The Squizz

    Why does she always smell like urine??

  50. Amy

    joaquin phoenix?! say it isn’t so!

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