Lindsay Lohan caught snorting cocaine

May 7th, 2007 // 159 Comments
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A friend of Lindsay Lohan has leaked a video of Lindsay snorting cocaine and shoving it up a friend’s nose while the two were crammed in a toilet at club Teddy’s. The video was taken just 20 days after she left rehab and in it she’s also heard saying: “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” The friend that leaked the video says she’s worried about Lindsay and “that’s why I’m showing this video. So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.” She also says:

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it – she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

I know you were tempted to skip that giant quote above, but do yourself a favor and read it. It’s not like anybody believed Lindsay was sober, but this is just ridiculous. If Skeletor wrote an autobiography it’d probably be less dramatic.

EDIT: Had to take down the pictures. Go here to check them out.

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  1. miss_blasphemy

    Picture one seems to look like Avril Lavigne… the only pic that looks like Lohan is 04834.

    But as for those pics of her dancing in her bra a couple of days ago, this doesn’t seem like a big surprise. Her being blonde though makes her look like her mom. ha. Skanks.

  2. bump bump bump bump, Cocaine
    “”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”", Cocaine
    shez alright,
    shez alright,
    shez alright,
    Cocaine……..

    This is how they do it….

    Easy way to stay skinny,
    wait till your bitchass OD’z

  3. mrs.t

    #50-SJLTQ is dead serious about her “fashion”.

  4. Bugman4045

    Ahh… Paris going to jail, Lindsay’s “friends” ratting her out. What a beautiful Monday.
    Oh, and : “…..she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway.”
    Does that surprise anyone? Lohan looks like she is a lousy LAZY lay.

  5. C3PBlow

    Ah, the infamous child star roller coaster.

    Wait ’till Hollywood kicks her out on the cold and she becomes a has-been and then she’ll OD.

  6. DrPhowstus

    Sarah Jean does not like it when you leave mean comments about her impending deliverance of the anti-christ. She will block you and call you “one of the idiots from the Fish”. Then she’ll cry into her outlet purchased iregular Laura Ashley pillow and run to payless to get over her depression.

  7. but… but there’s nothing even remotely fashionable about any of that stuff. it’s maternity wear from wal-mart and old navy.
    *
    *
    i… am speechless.

    (p.s. those asterisks were tears from my closet)

  8. mrs.t

    #57: I know, honey. I know. It can be really hard when we first learn about these people. It’s confusing, and it makes us feel sad inside. And then we begin to feel angry.

    The best way for all of us to deal with our feelings is to continue bagging on these freaks with extreme prejudice.

    And how about when she starts posting pics of her baby? And the baby fashions? We already saw what she did to that little dog of hers.

    That poor kid.

  9. jrzmommy♠

    I have SJTLQ’s ultrasound print-outs right here. Cute little thing….if nature’ mishaps is your thing……
    http://www.worth1000.com/entries/92500/92522SxAW_w.JPG

  10. mrs.t

    #57-just visted your site-nice. Have you read Sin and Syntax? Right up your alley, it would seem.

  11. jrzmommy♠

    OH GOD…the baby fashions…….do they make Onesies and Pampers to accommodate pointed tails?

  12. ck

    PARIS HILTON IS BEHIND THIS. Through a connection she has attempted to take the public eye off herself and reveal things about Lindsay. Paris is a plague and behind so much of this shit.

    Elliot Mintz was payed off. He has been lying for Paris for too long, and her family used him in court to claim she didn’t know about the rules because he didn’t inform her. Next he’s fired because the family is ‘supposed’ to be mad at him. AKA payed off.

  13. AmandaEqualsWhat

    Thank you, Mrs. T. I haven’t read it but I’ll add it to my list. My semester ends today (final exam at 2 p.m.) so I have plenty of time to read what I want now…

    …as I gaze into my closet filled with REAL clothes.

  14. mrs.t

    Everyone have a good day! Except for SJTLQ: You have a SexyHotKohlsClearanceRack Day!

    I’m off to hopefully get the lock off my bike and take my unfashionable kids to the trails.

  15. ph7

    The source of the story:

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

    Can’t wait to see the video…

  16. My good sir..
    Your actions r needed..
    Pariz’z judge deserves..
    a blowjob..
    and u have been elected..
    for the Job..
    be good to him..
    he deserves it…..

  17. reptilicus

    Settle down ya Marys.

    She’ll be choking to death on her vomit within a couple of years. And then you’ll all be missing ol firecrotch and everyone’ll be saying she died “too soon.”

    Count on it.

  18. jrzmommy♠

    no we won’t.

  19. AmandaEqualsWhat

    i wonder if all the other ladies from “mean girls” laugh at her as much as we do.

  20. charey bee in Tempe

    I wonder where the cofession of the chic taking the video comes out that she is also a whore and little strawberry now she can say that she is a NARC thats worse than any of them. Freakin NARC>>>>>>>

  21. DrPhowstus

    It must suck when your worth millions but still suck dick for a line of coke.

  22. TaiTai

    She’s slept with James Blunt? More than once? Damn, this girl needs help. Is there rehab for THAT?

  23. Bugman4045

    reptilicus …Seriously, no we won’t. If she dies tonight, my only regret will be that she didn’t die in a horrible enough fashion. I truly wish nothing but the worst for her.

  24. FRIST!!!

    What’s SJTLQ???

    And these pictures are grainy and bluury as fuck. How can you tell WTC is happening???

    Of course I don’t doubt any of it. I knew she was on something. I know whenever I’M on coke, all I want to do is get naked and fuck Jude Law…

  25. mrlithium

    These comments are all dumb “I Watched intervention so i know Exactly what people on coke look like, act like and should do.” Heres my main 3 points:
    1) she’s prolly doin some killer blow so 2.5g’s to your head _is_ a lot but nothing impossible, cocaine is a hell of a drug, it scales up the experience the more you do
    2) you’d be surprised how long you can get away with doing coke before it affects your appearance, the reason you start looking like crap is because it affects your sleep and you don’t eat while on it, coke alone isnt gonna make her look like a junkie
    3) 11pm-8am is plenty of time to blow that much to keep your high going. if she did this much everytime theres a big hollywood party, 2.5g’s is merely a big,long party, not a huge bender she needs 4 days to recover from, but she’s already in big trouble already in terms of being addicted which is evidenced by how blatant she is about it. she’s not the only person in LA doing tons of coke, she just makes it known cause she’s young dumb and full of cum

  26. Hey DrDickbrainPlowShit..
    what the hell
    the judge just called..
    your late for your blow-job
    appointment with him.
    and oh yea,jrzmammmy said that
    he is going
    so, get your ass moving…pront=toe

  27. FRIST!!!

    #75, exactly!!!

  28. bungoone

    don’t really know the history behind SJTLQ, but can you call yourself a fashionista if you shop at old navy & kohls?

    don’t get me wrong, i buy shit at old navy (and yes, that’s what it is, shit). but how you can claim to use yourself as some sort of fashion inspiration. that shirt from “outfit of the day” is effing hideous! i’m pretty sure someone vomited on it.

  29. yea,,don’t forget those
    boytoyz
    they’re his favoritez

    jrzmammy told him that its free
    for puttin Pariz away
    so , do him good..

    my good sirz..

  30. Selassie

    A hotty 19-year old sex-crazed coke-head? She’d be the first person I would invite to any party ever, in the world.

  31. allykitten85

    Holy fucking shit that’s definitely her…I wanna see the actual video, not just the stills. Haa haa haaaaa.

  32. allykitten85

    Oh yeah, and in the top pic there she is holding her trusty water bottle (aka vodka bottle).

  33. iburl

    Why is this waste of DNA famous anyway? She wasn’t even a Mouseketeer (the #1 way that annoying children become ultra-annoying super stars.)

  34. meee

    this is so obviously incredibly exaggerated. you guys are fucking stupid if you believe this. she might do coke but if she did ’20 huge lines’ a night she’d be dead. lindsays not a 6’1 250lb dude. her friend sounds like she needs some major attention and thats why she wrote the wildest story she could about lindsay.

  35. Bollacks

    What a glorious week
    Paris gets slapped with reality and now Lohan can’t pretend to anything other than a fraud-

    Looks like everything does and will catch up to you in the end

  36. misanthrope

    I remember the good old days when fucking Jude Law actually meant something.

  37. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    This has been the best 4 days ever as far as skanky hollywood crackwhores going down goes.

  38. wedge1

    #7 – “Lindsay and Paris do a lesbian sex tape together……..in jail.” Can’t wait for that to happen, just because it means that LiLo is in jail also.

    #26 – THAT would be the funniest piece of irony ever. A movie about LiLo’s life wins an Oscar for the actress playing the role of LiLo, while LiLo herself never wins an Oscar.

    6 months … 6 months & the pics of her pulling a Chris Farley will be available on the Net.

    First, Paris goes to jail, then LiLo gets exposed on a coke binge. Thank you, God, for your justice!!

  39. dtrock78

    Whats with the time, date, and video frame numbering?? Thats never on a cameraphone vid, so wtf was she using?

  40. JaeMae

    I absolutly LOVE Sarah Jeans fashion blog.

    I think its the funniest thing ever. I wont lie, Ive been checking it semi-regularly since december when she first came here and made an ass of herself, as Im sure some of you remember. She seriously thinks shes fashionable, and removes comments when people tell her that her clothes are ugly.

    Oh, and Lohan, if you want to party, give me a call.

  41. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA

    i told you so….

  42. beer

    * 2.5 grams of coke is not that much

    * snorting coke off Lindsay’s sweaty, freckly back while you pile drive sounds disgusting

  43. woodhorse

    71: Pete Doherty’s done worse (God Bless his Reprobate ASS) – what I love is he’s so honest about it. Lohan’s Fake – and you don’t see any supermodels dangling backwards out of window for her, do you? No! And you never will because she’s FAKE!

  44. woodhorse

    you know, if Pete finds out she gets it for free, he’s going to want to hook up with her…or maybe Kate will keep paying for it. They are engaged now. DETAILS, Fish, we want WEDDING DETAILS.

  45. Cookie V.

    Addiction is a bitch. Lying about coming clean is the cycle. Nothing new here.

  46. Dank

    20 big lines of coke? The girl would be fucking dead! Obviously this friend cant count. Although i do find it hilarious she would walk in her apartment and strip off her clothes in front of friends and just drop to her knees and snort a line.

  47. OMG, this is so terrible. She

  48. People that say she would be dead if she was on this much coke seem to forget that Most of wall street was on coke in the 80′s. It was considered a fairly safe drug compared to heroine etc…Big mistake.

    It was only 20 years later when they’re all on suicide watch that they realized just how much it had fucked them up. Linds, is going to age rough, but she can keep this up for a few years before she REALLY hits rock bottom.

  49. twinnstar

    im sure she’s still using on a regular basis, but this friend doesnt sound like a “friend” at all. case in point: why is it important to actually name the people shes slept with? a simple “shes so out of it, she’s slept with an outrageous amount of people, etc” would do fine. this “friend” has some other motive other than helping linds.

    if i were her “friend” when i knew she was in possesion id call the cops. let the media out her. or just release this video anonymously. there is no reason for the tabloid paragraph to go along with it.

  50. jrzmommy♠

    “she must feel so empty inside.” Just her skull.

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