Lindsay Lohan caught snorting cocaine

May 7th, 2007 // 159 Comments
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A friend of Lindsay Lohan has leaked a video of Lindsay snorting cocaine and shoving it up a friend’s nose while the two were crammed in a toilet at club Teddy’s. The video was taken just 20 days after she left rehab and in it she’s also heard saying: “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” The friend that leaked the video says she’s worried about Lindsay and “that’s why I’m showing this video. So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.” She also says:

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it – she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

I know you were tempted to skip that giant quote above, but do yourself a favor and read it. It’s not like anybody believed Lindsay was sober, but this is just ridiculous. If Skeletor wrote an autobiography it’d probably be less dramatic.

EDIT: Had to take down the pictures. Go here to check them out.

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  1. rtnmac

    BILL FRIST ! ! ! !

    Just start doing porn, LL. It will make us all happier in the end.

  2. InvaderZim

    Gee… she is telling us that it’s not what it looks like.

  3. Wow……..isn’t that a suprise.

    Let’s see some video of her sucking dick.

  4. chaunceygardner

    FUCKING AWESOME. That little skunk-pussy is on the way down.

    Between this and Paris going to the hoosgow, this could be the greatest month for celebrity haters EVER.

  5. BarbyGurrl

    Think about it. This really doesn’t make sense. She may use SOME coke, but no way that much. Sure, she looks trashy and dirty, but she doesn’t have the look of someone who uses coke to that extreme—I’ve watched INTERVENTION, so I know what I’m talking about.

  6. dumbbrunette

    maybe if her friend is so worried about her she should stop being her coke buddy… just an example of someone else trying to get famous off lindsay’s fame
    ps- if i were lindsay, i would fly to ny to fuck jude law too

  7. frank_the_dolphin

    I am counting the days until Lindsay and Paris do a lesbian sex tape together……..in jail.

  8. Lindsay needs support. From here on, let’s post nothing but positive comments.

  9. BarbadoSlim

    Oh how the mighty have fallen ….err, wait.

  10. She is rehearsing for a movie role.

  11. catmando

    That’s amazing – 2 1/2 g per night? How does she have a brain left?

  12. BarbadoSlim

    “ps- if i were lindsay, i would fly to ny to fuck jude law too”

    Your name is very appropriate. Oh, and if I were you, I’d get tested.

    Like, yesterday

  13. felishous

    that bitch could be sniffing the caked baby powder from between star jone’s cleavage and she probably wouldnt even know the difference.

    she looks like she smells

  14. This is the greatest thing that has ever happened.

  15. k naz

    you all may be waiting for a sex tape

    but i’m waitin for news on when her nose falls out cause it will happen of it hasn’t already

    i guess it seems hard to fathom that much coke usage, but trust me it’s not far fetched. why do you think shes a 24/7 false reality. cokeheads are some of the most annoying people ever. and i know that will pprobably offend some of you. WEll TOO BAD LOSERS.

  16. miss_blasphemy

    What a junkie ho! I’m sure all those guys must be proud for humping a ging! LOL.

    FIRECROTCH FIRECROTCH FIRECROTCH!

    For someone that’s hardly worked a day in her life, she sure gets around.

  17. DrPhowstus

    Incidentally, each of those men now have peckers that look like used match sticks… as the price of coke soars…

  18. MunsterAsh

    Does this actually surprise anyone?
    She sounds so nasally when she talks, I’ve known for a while she was a coke head, prolly when she was still on the Disney channel too.

    F-Y-I Lindsey may be a hoe, but she wouldn’t touch Paris.

  19. Phazon

    All the skanky celebs are just going further and further down hill.

  20. Kim

    No. 11
    “That’s amazing – 2 1/2 g per night? How does she have a brain left?”

    She has a brain?

  21. Say hello to River Phoenix for me when you get to celebrity hell.
    Another one bites the dust.

  22. Superevil

    First Paris get thrown in jail, no LL is busted snorting cocaine. This is the BEST WEEK EVER!!!

  23. JollyJumjuck

    Poor Lindsay Blow-han; the rehab wasn’t tough enough.

  24. whackjob

    Coke.Whore.

  25. NicotineEyePatch

    Yeah, 20 lines will keep you going until the next day, for sure. And it’ll let everyone in the room know that you’re the coolest one at the party.
    Oh, okay, well, you’ll *think* you’re the coolest one at the party, but that’s all that matters.

  26. MrSemprini

    I can see it now… Lohan and Hilton: Cellmates! Cellmates forevah! And, they make a movie about it, yeah! And, Scarlet Johanson will play Wonky-eye and Brooke Shields, in an incredible comeback performance, will play “Lusty Lo”! I smell Oscar, baby!

  27. ph7

    So true about how girls on coke lover to walk around nude and check themselves out in mirrors. It was the only reason I ever did coke – to watch hot girls totally lose all inhibition….

  28. NicotineEyePatch

    And you’d need to be on an awful lot of drugs to want to fuck James Blunt. Seriously, isn’t that guy a eunuch?

  29. jaffo

    Wait a minute–you mean famous people do a lot of coke and screw other famous people? Shocked! Shocked I am! My word, it sounds just awful. If she flew to Jersey to do me, i’d even buy the blow…

  30. dtrock78

    haha, 2 1/2 grams…in my heyday in college if i did 1 it took me 4 days to recover, i can only imagine tha panic attacks that woman must have,
    but FUCK YEAH!! I would so whack it to watching her blow a line, i bet shes the dirtiest bitch ever in bed!

  31. Naid

    Sara Jean the Lilac Queen is back ?

    8. Posted by Sarah-Jean on May 7, 2007 5:22 AM

    Lindsay needs support. From here on, let’s post nothing but positive comments.

    wow, how much abuse can one take =(

  32. whatnow

    I feel both incredibly happy that Lindsey Lohan is being so much fun, and incredibly sad that a random cokehead skank can entertain me.
    Mostly happy. You go snort that coke girl!

  33. Asymmetric Enemy

    She should probably start doing a wider variety of drugs instead of just coke.

    Seriously, the next god damned video better be her after two hits of acid. I want to see her chase the walls around the room because they have ancient secrets for her.

  34. MassGrrl

    Explains why she always thinks she’s the shit. When I was doing a bunch of coke, I was, like, totally the hit of the party. And by “hit of the party” I mean “most annoying person ever who thinks I’m the shit.”

  35. cherrycherry

    just to add a bit of perspective to the situation..

    2 and a half grams of coke in one night ISN’T loads. I mean, obviously it’s a fair bit, but it isn’t LOADS. There is a lot of ambiguity in this.. if she was doing this EVERY SINGLE night, then yes that would be a fair bit, but on the other hand if Lohan was doing cocaine EVERY SINGLE night then to be honest I would expect her to be doing a lot more than 2 and a half grams.. if you get me. It just seems pretty inconsistent. The beakheads I know.. proper beakheads, people who are actually what I would describe as problem drug users, skirting the line between casual users and full on addicts, which is how people paint L-Lo, polish off a gram in well under an hour. Hell, I’ve seen people snort a gram in one line.

    Realistically it’s nice to picture Lindsay as being some kind of Totally Fucked Up Hardcore partying girl, but I would suspect it is closer to the truth to realise that in fact, she’s just one of the millions of little girls who start dabbling in drugs at the weekend, think it makes them cool and edgy and different and BAD, when in actuallity everybody is fucking doing it.

  36. SaraLuppino

    I think speak for everyone when I say

    DUH?

    - sara luppino

  37. Chemicakitty

    I’m just waiting for her face to fall off.

  38. fauxhemian rhapsody

    Has anyone else noticed that none of the pictures actually show lilo doing blow, and that they are so fucking blurry it could be lohan, or it could be the chick from heros, or it could be my mum?
    I don’t doubt that she snorts coke occasionally, but seriously, if she was getting it free from friends, how the fuck would that girl know how much BY THE GRAM she was doing in an evening? Her little friend also said she was on coke “most of the time” i’m sorry, but if that were true she’d look a whole lot different, skinnier for one thing.
    She’s a fuck up, but her friend is a liar.

  39. fauxhemian rhapsody

    Has anyone else noticed that none of the pictures actually show lilo doing blow, and that they are so fucking blurry it could be lohan, or it could be the chick from heros, or it could be my mum?
    I don’t doubt that she snorts coke occasionally, but seriously, if she was getting it free from friends, how the fuck would that girl know how much BY THE GRAM she was doing in an evening? Her little friend also said she was on coke “most of the time” i’m sorry, but if that were true she’d look a whole lot different, skinnier for one thing.
    She’s a fuck up, but her friend is a liar.

  40. GooniesNeverSayDie

    Lindsay: “I think I am going to do some coke.”

    Friend: “You really shouldnt.”

    Lindsay: “I am going to anyway.”

    Friend: “OK. Can I film you?” *pushes the record button*

    Lindsay: “Sure”

    Moral of the Story: if you are going to do drugs, have sex, drive around town shooting old people with paintballs, or get drunk in your house and eat a hambburger off the ground, NO VIDEO CAMERAS.

    This Public Service Announcement brought to you by Common Sense.

  41. jaffo

    I would totally have her do a line off my johnson. ‘Nuff said!

  42. ph7

    Dude, that second picture clearly shows her doing blow — look at the same bracelet, same clothing, and her pinky shoved up her nose.
    You only need to be around coke once to knwo exactly what this picture shows…
    ———————–
    You said: Has anyone else noticed that none of the pictures actually show lilo doing blow, and that they are so fucking blurry it could be lohan, or it could be the chick from heros, or it could be my mum?

  43. jrzmommy♠

    Nice, “friend.” Why didn’t she throw in some stuff about Lindsay cutting the whiskers off of kitty-cats, too?

    It must be Christmas all over again…..Lindsay Lohan coke-snorting footage AND SJTLQ all on one post?

  44. jrzmommy♠

    Hey, SJTLQ…when you say “support” do you mean like, I dunno…sleeping on your in-law’s couch because you’re too lazy to get a job and pay your own rent kind of support???? Or support like free Old Navy clothes from those clothing drop boxes?

  45. mrs.t

    #31-SJTLQ returns! That fact is far more shocking to me than LL and her coke problem.

    Can you imagine coming back here AND adding the link to your gayass website after all the hell and threats of lawsuits and freakouts she had last year? She’s STILL posting her daily outfits, and she’s pregnant with the spawn of that man-child dhe calls a husband.

    God, Sarah Jean, you better get your lawyer on the phone immediately and get him working on the restraining orders…you are ridiculous.

  46. Sheva

    It’s really wrong for a friend to throw a whore under the bus. Even if it aids getting her the title of “Lowhore of them all.”

  47. #40 hahaha your psa should actually be played daily for all of hollywood. and fauxhemian’s mum i guess.

  48. FRIST!!!

    Well isn’t that special!!

  49. dtrock78

    41 – Damn right jaffo!

    And whoever said 2 1/2 grams of coke is not that much, obviously never did 2 1/2 grams of coke before! After 1 gram, id be up until lunch the next day rocking in the fetal position in bed going “Never again, never again” Times that by 2, and add to the fact shes doing probably the purest stuff around, and thats a lot
    She also looks way older than 20 too, wait til shes 25, shell look like Teri Hatcher

  50. AmandaEqualsWhat

    the fashionable housewife? is that a serious site?

    someone tell me it’s a joke please.

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