Lindsay Lohan running out of options for pants

Crack: Breakfast of has-beens!

@ 50

That’s easy – it’s because she hates dick. *zing!*

Thanks folks, I’ll be here all night.

Pete Wentz is pissed because now they both wear the same size pants. Except she doesn’t have to slather on Crisco to fit into hers.

Drinking a Coke… how poetic.

Sad how someone once so beautiful is now so disgusting, but she’s still hotter than the creature below:

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the First Orangutan, Michelle Oboombox

I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ***C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M*** last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there now!

She still has a lot of fat where her neck and shoulders meet. If she loses that she’ll be perfect and all of you fatties will be even more angry!

I am curious about the wealthy romance site”C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M”, why It it so hot currently? I can see their advertiment here and there.

#55 – Well, at least we know who RichPort’s troll is now!

I strongly suggest a H ot place
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I’d split her like wet pine.

I’d split her like wet pine.

ewwww she looks horrible, too skinny! Poor girl, she is sick! And not because she is a lesbo.. homosexuality is a disease hahahaha you cracked me up #30, what a moron.

I’ve heard that only chronic masturbators with poor hygiene and no social skills spam message boards with their bullshit websites – is it true???

I would still motorboat her.

she looks pretty here i think

::::: Do u think she gets her SKINNY jeans custom made?? ::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

AHAHAaaaaaa…prom night.

if she got down on all fours she’d look like a waking stick

Fatty fatty fat fat.

She is toooooooooooo thin, many man at “C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M” are talking about this, in fact most men are more interested in plentiful women, don`t they?

Here’s what puzzles me. How do you justify wearing a leather jacket over a Havard sweater? Is he saying that he’s like Dr. Huxtable and the Fonz put together?

First:

“Hey, that reminds me of my prom night absolutely nothing related to the size of my penis. – - That was a close one.”

HILARIOUS! (As always).

Second: LiLo is officially disgusting.

AnthonyTriolo.com – DELICIOUS!!

If she would get away from her drug addict “friends” she would be saved. As you get older you discover your only true friends are your family members and sometimes that aint even so.Lyndsay get off the gotdam dope and quit fornicating with dudes and dykes fo you get aids.Wurd to yo momma bitches!

LMAO #74 that guy is UGLY lol well not ugly just not delicious lol

Just OD already Linds.

Your so funny, i like the prom night joke- and all jokes posted on other posts. Your very intertaining :)

I am her biggest fan. I invited more than 5,000 fans on a celebrity and millionaire site called Romance, we have built a fan club for her on stage, she is very hot.