Lindsay Lohan running out of options for pants

February 19th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan getting ready to do some shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing her skinny jeans which are apparently sagging on her coked-out frame. While some of you are probably thinking, why doesn’t she just wear leggings? At this point, that’d be like trying to put pantyhose on a pencil. Hey, that reminds me of my prom night absolutely nothing related to the size of my penis. – - That was a close one.

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Comments (79)

  1. Doc | February 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    She is obviously on a drug diet.

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  2. dadada | February 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    FIRST

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  3. jewdozer | February 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    first

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  4. frankie | February 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    EW TOO SKINNY

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  5. aint that the truth | February 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    at least shes wearing a bra i would give anything to have my size 7 pants sag :(

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  6. gay marriage = death | February 19, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Wow, Samantha’s looking great here, too!

    There’s no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.

    HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.

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  7. peterman | February 19, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    coked-out. coca-cola. killer.

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  8. Randal | February 19, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Lindsay continues to transform herself year after year and always doing a great job of it too. Her jeans fit just fine, they hug her meaty thighs perfectly. Very sexy indeed.

    Randal

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  9. DK HEADSHOTS | February 19, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    She has a friend that went to HARVARD????

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  10. Boobs-a-lot | February 19, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    I don’t think she’s a real woman, maybe a fembot or something, but she can’t be real because the thinner she gets the larger her boobies get. This is just too weird.

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  11. Guy | February 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    Admit it girls, you wish you had her legs.

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  12. All of Us | February 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    I know I speak for everyone when I say that Randal referring to “meaty thighs” makes all of us hard/wet.

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  13. vnl | February 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    so she’s anorexic again….

    do you think samantha makes her that?

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  14. SnAp | February 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Lindsay can pull off both the skinny look and the hour-glass kinda look she had in late 2002-early 2005.

    Shes totally on drugs though, but hey, if it works -it works.

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  15. dlsafj | February 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    maybe she’s not losing weight, it just redistributed to her boobs? all of it?

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  16. Deacon Jones | February 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Fuck.
    I used to like her legs and ass, she had some nice ones

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  18. What the fuuuuuuu are you talking about Randal?? | February 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    ” Lindsay continues to transform herself year after year and always doing a great job of it too. Her jeans fit just fine, they hug her meaty thighs perfectly. Very sexy indeed.

    Randal ”

    —-

    Dude, either the only meaty thigh you have ever encountered was in tiny portions on a plate, or you are absorbing some major blow yourself.

    Stick. Legs.

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  19. lulu | February 19, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    well she’s drinking a regular Coke, that’s good. but what, she’s eating big macs too and isn’t gaining weight? she works out but doesn’t gain any muscle?? my god if it isn’t cocaine then she’s definitely horfing it up.

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  20. Randal is mimi | February 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Randal/mimi check yourselves into a clinic or just drag the knife across you wrist already for Christ’ sake. Biggest asshole on this site.

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  21. Dr. | February 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Who’s the dude in the back with a toque on?

    Oh wait, either that’s Samantha or an ugly looking guy. 6 to one, half-dozen to another.

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  22. Mal Gusto | February 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    When.

    will.

    she.

    die?

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  23. Dr. | February 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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  24. Skinny Bitch | February 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    ::::: is Linds or Sam too skinny?? is there a too skinny?? :::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

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  25. herbiefrog | February 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    oh sh*t we just awnswered
    on that f****ing x17 place
    cant you try to keep up >?

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  26. FRIST!!! | February 19, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    She’s a ginger bobblehead. I’m not jealous. Except for the fact that she is probably high and feeling good. I am not and not :(

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  28. voosh | February 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Good for her. Lets hope she dissolves.

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  29. aint that the truth | February 19, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    #24 thanks for the site i love it !!! my new home page ty

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  30. Tom K | February 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Lindsey looks that way because has has aids, she got it from licking Samantha Ronsons nasty VAG!

    I agree with #6

    “There’s no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.”

    “HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.”

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  31. Tom K | February 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Lindsey looks that way because has aids, she got it from licking Samantha Ronsons nasty VAG!

    I agree with #6

    “There’s no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.”

    “HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.”

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  32. antiguy | February 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    you know what would be cool?
    if all these freaks wishing her ill, would have their wishes granted ON THEMSELVES.
    SICK TWISTED PIECES OF CRAP WISHING BAD THINGS FOR SOMEONE THEY NEVER MET. what a freaking waste of dna
    cyberpsychochotic mental cases, too much of a pussy to be psycho irl so they come online and pretend they actually exist. most of us know that you are so hostile because everyone you know irl including your parents kick the crap out of you

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  33. casualencounters.com/blog | February 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Lilo’s legs make me throw up in my mouth a little while I’m jerking it.

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  34. antiguy | February 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    oh. oh.
    heres another idea, if you diss her, you have to let michael lohan and dina lohan live with you and guide you for six months and lets see how you turn out.

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  35. antiguy | February 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    you do realize tom k. that every homosexual fermale on the planet could turn straight overnight and it still wouldnt increase your chances of getting a girl. dont cha?

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  36. jode | February 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    I’m her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called’ MillionaireLoving. C O M ‘ we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

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  37. lola | February 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    She keeps thin intentionally. She does not look like an anorexic. Those are straight jeans and not skinnies

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  38. em | February 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    How unfair that she gets to keep her massive rack despite her dwindling frame. How does that work!?

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  39. amber | February 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Wow she needs to go somewhere private and away from everyone prying eyes and thoughtless banter.
    People talk about ‘celebrities’ as if they are not even human beings.
    I believe her when she says she is not doing coke. She is not well.

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  40. Ami | February 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    I think she looks great.

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  41. PostmortemG | February 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Randal – you’re a strange one, but you’re funny. When you’re being sarcastic. =D

    The thought of Lindsay and Samantha performing lesbian $ex is disgusting. L.L. is clearly not well, and it should be clear to anyone that her repulsive man-girlfriend-thing isn’t helping matters any. Artistically speaking though, they’re a fantastic representation of the human condition. =D

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  42. mink | February 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    20- say it isn’t so…

    and I think she looks lovely thin.

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  43. humpinfrog | February 19, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    It’s “St. Elmo’s Fire”, except with more coke. I always let my significant other walk eight steps beind me, while some succophant shares my pain. Totally natural and normal. Why doesn’t the pap follow me around. I can make shit of my life and shitty shows at the same time too!

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  44. Meagain | February 19, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Funny thing is I was about to say she can’t be that skinny, look at the size of the guy’s legs behind her. Yeah, that’s Samantha Ronson.

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  45. gerard Vandenberg | February 19, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    …………………………………FOOD LIKEWISE, folks!!

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  46. stu | February 19, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    stupid girl is taking the 80′s retro thing too far. crack was wack back then too

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  47. Sweden Blogger | February 20, 2009 at 12:15 am

    she is way too skinny.

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  48. Delgo | February 20, 2009 at 12:42 am

    She looks 40.
    Whats she gonna look like when she is 40?

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  49. maryjade | February 20, 2009 at 12:48 am

    I agree, I think she looks great thin.

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  50. mee | February 20, 2009 at 1:23 am

    Why is Samantha enamoured with the bush?

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