Lindsay Lohan running out of options for pants

February 19th, 2009 // 79 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan getting ready to do some shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing her skinny jeans which are apparently sagging on her coked-out frame. While some of you are probably thinking, why doesn’t she just wear leggings? At this point, that’d be like trying to put pantyhose on a pencil. Hey, that reminds me of my prom night absolutely nothing related to the size of my penis. – - That was a close one.

Photos: Fame

  1. Doc

    She is obviously on a drug diet.

  2. dadada

    FIRST

  3. jewdozer

    first

  4. aint that the truth

    at least shes wearing a bra i would give anything to have my size 7 pants sag :(

  5. gay marriage = death

    Wow, Samantha’s looking great here, too!

    There’s no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.

    HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.

  6. peterman

    coked-out. coca-cola. killer.

  7. Randal

    Lindsay continues to transform herself year after year and always doing a great job of it too. Her jeans fit just fine, they hug her meaty thighs perfectly. Very sexy indeed.

    Randal

  8. She has a friend that went to HARVARD????

  9. Boobs-a-lot

    I don’t think she’s a real woman, maybe a fembot or something, but she can’t be real because the thinner she gets the larger her boobies get. This is just too weird.

  10. Guy

    Admit it girls, you wish you had her legs.

  11. All of Us

    I know I speak for everyone when I say that Randal referring to “meaty thighs” makes all of us hard/wet.

  12. vnl

    so she’s anorexic again….

    do you think samantha makes her that?

  13. SnAp

    Lindsay can pull off both the skinny look and the hour-glass kinda look she had in late 2002-early 2005.

    Shes totally on drugs though, but hey, if it works -it works.

  14. dlsafj

    maybe she’s not losing weight, it just redistributed to her boobs? all of it?

  15. Deacon Jones

    Fuck.
    I used to like her legs and ass, she had some nice ones

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  17. What the fuuuuuuu are you talking about Randal??

    ” Lindsay continues to transform herself year after year and always doing a great job of it too. Her jeans fit just fine, they hug her meaty thighs perfectly. Very sexy indeed.

    Randal ”

    —-

    Dude, either the only meaty thigh you have ever encountered was in tiny portions on a plate, or you are absorbing some major blow yourself.

    Stick. Legs.

  18. lulu

    well she’s drinking a regular Coke, that’s good. but what, she’s eating big macs too and isn’t gaining weight? she works out but doesn’t gain any muscle?? my god if it isn’t cocaine then she’s definitely horfing it up.

  19. Randal is mimi

    Randal/mimi check yourselves into a clinic or just drag the knife across you wrist already for Christ’ sake. Biggest asshole on this site.

  20. Dr.

    Who’s the dude in the back with a toque on?

    Oh wait, either that’s Samantha or an ugly looking guy. 6 to one, half-dozen to another.

  21. Mal Gusto

    When.

    will.

    she.

    die?

  22. Dr.

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  23. ::::: is Linds or Sam too skinny?? is there a too skinny?? :::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  24. herbiefrog

    oh sh*t we just awnswered
    on that f****ing x17 place
    cant you try to keep up >?

  25. She’s a ginger bobblehead. I’m not jealous. Except for the fact that she is probably high and feeling good. I am not and not :(

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  27. voosh

    Good for her. Lets hope she dissolves.

  28. aint that the truth

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  29. Tom K

    Lindsey looks that way because has has aids, she got it from licking Samantha Ronsons nasty VAG!

    I agree with #6

    “There’s no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.”

    “HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.”

  30. Tom K

    Lindsey looks that way because has aids, she got it from licking Samantha Ronsons nasty VAG!

    I agree with #6

    “There’s no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.”

    “HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.”

  31. antiguy

    you know what would be cool?
    if all these freaks wishing her ill, would have their wishes granted ON THEMSELVES.
    SICK TWISTED PIECES OF CRAP WISHING BAD THINGS FOR SOMEONE THEY NEVER MET. what a freaking waste of dna
    cyberpsychochotic mental cases, too much of a pussy to be psycho irl so they come online and pretend they actually exist. most of us know that you are so hostile because everyone you know irl including your parents kick the crap out of you

  32. Lilo’s legs make me throw up in my mouth a little while I’m jerking it.

  33. antiguy

    oh. oh.
    heres another idea, if you diss her, you have to let michael lohan and dina lohan live with you and guide you for six months and lets see how you turn out.

  34. antiguy

    you do realize tom k. that every homosexual fermale on the planet could turn straight overnight and it still wouldnt increase your chances of getting a girl. dont cha?

  35. jode

    I’m her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called’ MillionaireLoving. C O M ‘ we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

  36. lola

    She keeps thin intentionally. She does not look like an anorexic. Those are straight jeans and not skinnies

  37. em

    How unfair that she gets to keep her massive rack despite her dwindling frame. How does that work!?

  38. amber

    Wow she needs to go somewhere private and away from everyone prying eyes and thoughtless banter.
    People talk about ‘celebrities’ as if they are not even human beings.
    I believe her when she says she is not doing coke. She is not well.

  39. Ami

    I think she looks great.

  40. PostmortemG

    Randal – you’re a strange one, but you’re funny. When you’re being sarcastic. =D

    The thought of Lindsay and Samantha performing lesbian $ex is disgusting. L.L. is clearly not well, and it should be clear to anyone that her repulsive man-girlfriend-thing isn’t helping matters any. Artistically speaking though, they’re a fantastic representation of the human condition. =D

  41. mink

    20- say it isn’t so…

    and I think she looks lovely thin.

  42. humpinfrog

    It’s “St. Elmo’s Fire”, except with more coke. I always let my significant other walk eight steps beind me, while some succophant shares my pain. Totally natural and normal. Why doesn’t the pap follow me around. I can make shit of my life and shitty shows at the same time too!

  43. Meagain

    Funny thing is I was about to say she can’t be that skinny, look at the size of the guy’s legs behind her. Yeah, that’s Samantha Ronson.

  44. …………………………………FOOD LIKEWISE, folks!!

  45. stu

    stupid girl is taking the 80′s retro thing too far. crack was wack back then too

  46. she is way too skinny.

  47. Delgo

    She looks 40.
    Whats she gonna look like when she is 40?

  48. maryjade

    I agree, I think she looks great thin.

  49. mee

    Why is Samantha enamoured with the bush?

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