Lindsay Lohan can’t breathe

lohan-asthma.jpgLindsay Lohan was admitted to a Miami hospital last night after suffering a severe asthma attack. She was in town celebrating New Year’s Eve and hosted a party at Prive Nightclub, though a source tells People Magazine that she’s currently “resting comfortably” in the hospital.

Usually when a celebrity gets hospitalized for something other than being old or giving birth, it means they’re either getting plastic surgery or doing some top secret drug rehab. I guess an asthma attack is pretty believable, although I had no idea Lindsay even had asthma. Looks like there’s finally an explanation for why her voice is so raspy. And all this time I just thought it was throat damage due to excessive penis poking.

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized [People]