Lindsay Lohan cancels 21st birthday party

June 19th, 2007 // 43 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has canceled her 21st birthday bash in Las Vegas which was scheduled at club Pure, although she’s still contractually obligated to attend another party there at a date to be determined. The venue released a statement saying:

“We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”

My God, is it possible she’s actually on the road to recovery? Probably not. I’m guessing her people canceled the party for her, and she doesn’t even know about it yet. The odds of Lindsay not getting drunk on her 21st birthday are about as good as me not bench pressing my Ferrari, namely zero.

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Comments (43)

  1. Victor | June 19, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Damn what sad news. Now I can’t join her and give her a golden shower, along with creamer. Now I have to find and make different plans.

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  2. sara luppino | June 19, 2007 at 10:50 am

    shes a hag!

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  3. Bern | June 19, 2007 at 10:57 am

    STARTING ONE’S DAY WITH LINDSAY LOHAN’S SOBRIETY CAN BE DAUNTING — SO WHY NOT TRY STARTING IT WITH MEDICINE BALL-SIZED BREASTS:

    http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/

    BERNARD LOVES EVERY ONE OF YOU.

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  4. mia | June 19, 2007 at 10:57 am

    ”she’s still contractually obligated to attend another party there”

    How can somebody be obligated to go to a party? What a pathetic life. People die, starve, some do there best to study and work hard. We all have lots of responsabilies and this bitch has to go to parties. And she can’t even do it right. Man, what a waste of human being she is.

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  5. mia | June 19, 2007 at 10:59 am

    *responsibilities*

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  6. xie | June 19, 2007 at 11:01 am

    I feel bad for the circus midgets and goats that are going to have to go on unemployment…

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  7. free sample | June 19, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Wow we can all breathe now.

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  8. it's me fuckers | June 19, 2007 at 11:02 am

    She’s still going to get drunk for her 21st birthday, she’s just going to try to avoid the limelight because she just got out of rehab. She knows that if there is a big party, everyone there will be filming her on their cell phones if she does anything ‘bad’.

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  9. FRIST!!! | June 19, 2007 at 11:06 am

    Well that sucks…I was totally invited

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  10. sarcastro | June 19, 2007 at 11:06 am

    She looks good with weight on her. In other words getting fat from not taking drugs makes her look good.

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  11. BlohansDeviatedSeptum | June 19, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I wonder how miss Recovery here is going to take it when the police release the results of her toxicology screen and charge her ass with a shitload of offenses. I, personally, can’t wait.

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  12. Brock Landers | June 19, 2007 at 11:09 am

    She will be missed. I’m sure she’ll just go out to some club and make an idiot out of herself anyway. Hopefully we’ll get to see some skin the next day.

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  13. Awww Not This Crap Again! | June 19, 2007 at 11:10 am

    @#4…She’s obligated to hold another party, because the club held the room/venue for her party. Since they probably won’t be able to book another party of that size (potential revenue), they will lose out. By making her have another party there, they’ll be able to recoup their losses, (and then some!).

    Maybe Lindsay and Paris can hold a dual get-out-of rehab/jail party there?!

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  14. chortle | June 19, 2007 at 11:11 am

    omg! what if she’s preggers with k-feds baby? ya think?

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  15. mr gossip | June 19, 2007 at 11:19 am

    Horray for Lindsay, hopefully she will do better this time around! Its gotta be tough to be a young celebrity with no good parental figures to guide her. Seems likea common problem these days
    http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

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  16. jrzmommy | June 19, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Wonder what was gonna be in the pinata?

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  17. WHAT THE FUCK EVER | June 19, 2007 at 11:28 am

    I WOULDN’T CANCEL MY PARTY, JUST FOR SOME FUCKING NODS OF APPROVAL FROM THESE JACKASSES! tHIS BITCH, BOWED DOWN! WEAK WHORE!

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  18. polypam | June 19, 2007 at 11:31 am

    My relatives were in Vegas last week and said there was a 20′ tall billboard on The Strip advertising Lindsay’s b-day party. I guess she doesn’t have enough friends of her own to have a REAL party, they need to advertise and have people pay admission. What a joke.

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  19. Mimi Fontaine | June 19, 2007 at 11:38 am

    Boo! I liked fun Lindsay. Fun Lindsay would have had the birthday party at Pure. If I wanted boring sober Lindsay, I’d watch “The Parent Trap.” Viva la Lohan!

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  20. mia | June 19, 2007 at 11:47 am

    13

    I understand that. Its just stupid that her obligations are to party and take drugs while mines are to pay bills and work.

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  21. yolatengo | June 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    i hope she gains 30 lbs and has to get a real job , talentless fucking bitch.

    bitter you say? maybe, a little, why shouldn’t I be?

    what did I get on my birthday this year? all you can eat salad and soup at the Olive Garden in my local mall…..oh yeah, and a fudge brownie too!

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  22. mottled | June 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    As the ultimate burn she’s renting out the entire Promises facility for her party.

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  23. Boba Fett | June 19, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    She’ll show up hammered somewhere.

    I’m waiting for the inevitable nip slips.

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  24. MGF | June 19, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    I think she’ll stay sober. It’s just elementary Lindsay logic: when you reach the legal drinking age, you stop drinking. Because what would be the fun in getting hammered if it’s allowed? She’ll increase her coke consumption though (unless they legalize that)

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  25. BlohansDeviatedSeptum | June 19, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    #17 thanks for the info but no one is throwing you a party so it’s kinda irrelevant.

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  26. Rachel | June 19, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    give her the benefit of the doubt! do you even have a ferrari?

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  27. sea | June 19, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    God damn it. Doesn’t she realize how much we were all counting on the week’s worth of photos and stories from her party to amuse us. Selfish bitch.

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  28. The Superfish guy is on coke | June 19, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    How does this bitch have ANY money left? Unless she had some back end from that Herbie flick there is no way she has earned enough money to keep up the lifestyle that she leads for longer than a year.

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  29. leelee | June 19, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Thank God!! I already was planning to go to Vegas that week and I’m so glad that now I can finally have at least one week being in a different on Nicole Richie/La Lohan free freeways.

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  30. Lohan | June 19, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    She’ll spend her bday in church now. Loads of fun there!

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  31. Jewel | June 19, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    I really hope Promises has helped her and she IS actually on the road to recovery. She really is a great actress.. poor girl has been through a shitload.

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  32. Danna | June 19, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    Add

    Lindsay Lohan the Girl “out of control” !

    http://millionpixel.freemarkt.com/index.php?lang=en&pa=3

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  33. heb | June 19, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    This loser only did it cause it was a good PR move with her up coming court problems. Other wise this ho would have had her party, she loves the attention too much not to have wanted the party. It probably took them two weeks to convience her to cancel it, the loser.

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  34. farty_mcshitface | June 19, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    yeh, i agree with those who say she is still going to get loaded for her 21st. she knows very well that everything she does is going to be under a microscope and doesn’t want to get caught so soon after her 2nd rehab stunt.
    for her (especially with a likely court appearance in the near future)- the real party will start after she make her brief appearance at wherever and then she goes to some big presidential suite with her pals and snort a big ol bag of coke and slam some vodka martini’s and whatever other booze she wants.

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  35. Jules | June 20, 2007 at 12:00 am

    BOO FRICKIN HOO. The world will carry on.

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  36. Ewan | June 20, 2007 at 3:41 am

    She’ll still get out of her face, it’ll just be less public

    This way she looks like the good girl

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  37. techclerk | June 20, 2007 at 7:02 am

    I think it makes perfect common sense for lindsay to cancel her birthday party. That said, we are talking about Lindsay. I’ll believe it when I see it and I still think I’ll see it at Superficial.

    She’s lying. She ain’t cancelling shit.

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  38. techclerk | June 20, 2007 at 7:10 am

    The Lindsay clones behind her crack me up. They look like Smith wannabees from the Matrix. Or maybe they hang around to get her spare surplus supply of oversized sunglasses.

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  39. SCOTLAND | June 20, 2007 at 7:22 am

    They tell me little darlin’,
    That tomorrow you’ll be wed,
    You thought that you would hurt me,
    But you hurt yourself instead,
    I’ll always be the same old pal,
    Just as in years gone by,
    I’ll just set back and watch you,
    While you set alone and cry.

    Tears fallin’ down your pretty cheeks,
    Tears you cannot hide and tears you cannot keep,
    They are tears of sorrow and tears of delight,
    I wish I had a nickel, for every tear you shed last night.

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  40. krazihottkelli | June 20, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Y the hell would
    zhe want a party
    if there wazn’t
    gonna be coke &
    booze! Like zhe
    wantz Birthday cake.

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  41. ZWAN | July 3, 2007 at 9:57 am

    LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!!! HAPY BDAY BABY!!

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  42. Ron | July 6, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    What the hell does she need rehab for she’s just turning 21 that’s what your SUPPOSED to do GET DRUNK, STONED, HIGH, AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT with different people. She can sober up when she gets old and ugly. Right now she’s hotter than hell doesn’t wear panties and likes to party if I had her money I’ld still be partying all the time too. Life’s too short not to enjoy it as much as possible. As long as she lives through it and remembers she ahd fun that’s all that matters. Just hire a driver then you can party harder, plus it’s easier to do lines in the back of a limo. SCREWW ALL YOU NEGATIVE IDIOTS!

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  43. Anum | July 9, 2007 at 7:43 am

    Happy Birthday Linds!! You ROCK!!!!

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