Lindsay Lohan cancels 21st birthday party

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Lindsay Lohan has canceled her 21st birthday bash in Las Vegas which was scheduled at club Pure, although she’s still contractually obligated to attend another party there at a date to be determined. The venue released a statement saying:

“We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”

My God, is it possible she’s actually on the road to recovery? Probably not. I’m guessing her people canceled the party for her, and she doesn’t even know about it yet. The odds of Lindsay not getting drunk on her 21st birthday are about as good as me not bench pressing my Ferrari, namely zero.