Lindsay Lohan can deport girlfriends

May 1st, 2006 // 79 Comments

llohan-ratner-fight.jpgLindsay Lohan got into a fight at Brett Ratner’s house after finding him in bed with his girlfriend, Romanian model Alina Puscau. A source says:

“Brett wasn’t returning any of her calls, so she decided to stop by and say hi. Brett never told Lindsay he had a girlfriend. She had no idea. He is constantly e-mailing, texting and calling her. She just wanted to hang out. He had given her the code to his house and told her to come over anytime, so she went.”

But after showing up at the house, she was shocked to find Ratner in bed with Puscau.

“Alina jumped out of bed and went ballistic. They started screaming at each other and took the fight first into the living room and then out to the driveway while Brett hid in the bedroom. Lindsay said she could get Alina deported and left. What she doesn’t know is that Alina and Brett are so serious, he gave her a big diamond promise ring last November which she wears on her right hand. She doesn’t care that he may cheat. She’s got the big diamond ring. Brett is a 37-year-old man, and Lindsay is a 19-year-old girl. Enough! He needs to stop bothering her, it’s embarrassing. Lindsay is happily dating [Keira Knightley's ex] Jamie Dornan – she just wanted to be friends with Brett.”

Isn’t it obvious Linday just wants to be friends with Ratner? Dr. Phil says the best way to build a friendship is to threaten to have your friend’s girlfriend deported. Especially if they ate your last Twinkie. How’s Siberia, bitch? I told you being born in Michigan doesn’t matter if you know a guy who knows a guy.

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  1. tsarinaamanda

    Brett Ratner dated Serena Williams? WTF is up with that, she looks like a drag queen, and is like, a foot taller than him. I can only imagine who was pitching in that relationship…you know, Serena. Because she has the cock. Ugh, and now Lindsay Hohan? What is wrong with this little troll?

  2. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    Who the fuck is Brett Ratner? Anyone can score Lindsay “like Ellis Island, takes all comers” Lohan, but Alina Puscau is absolutely fucking hot.

    Ratner looks like Sam Gamgee, from LOTR. He’s wearing shoes in the pictures, to hide the furry feet, but I think he’s a hobbit.

    http://dailyceleb.com/production/?view=event&eid=3892&cap=alina+puscau&PHPSESSID=1144df01ea59b16f4e32251c1649d274

  3. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    Has anyone noticed that Ratner has both hands in his pockets in every picture in which he’s standing?

    Does Ratner

    a. have furry hobbit hands?

    b. engage in chronic public masturbation?

    c. have a miniscule penis?

    d. all of the above.

  4. gogoboots

    Ohhhh man, what a great story! Lindsay should direct the movie and star in it. Then she’d win that Oscar ’cause it sounds brilliant. Oh and she has to get naked in it to seal that Oscar win, baby! The look on Linds face when she saw them in bed is fucking PRICELESS I tell you. Does Brett have any cameras in his bedroom!?

  5. tsarinaamanda

    @53

    Ooh, Oooh, I know the answer, is it “D”? What do I win?

  6. Miss Skyline

    I would have loved to see the look on her face. “Older” men love you, Linds? Is that what it is?

  7. WTF

    #40 does your dad da’s dick hurt when he shoves it past your tonsils? what a fucking moron, oh no im pissing myself, some internet pedo is annoyed by me. LMAO

  8. This story makes me hate Hollywood even more, yet at the same time wish I was more a part of it. Ahh, isn’t that what thesuperficial is all about when you really think about it.

  9. junebug

    TCLTC

  10. So…it’s true. Lindsay Lohan slept her way to fame. Much like Paris, but much more discreet. HA!

  11. MaryBackstayge

    Yes, Linds is a train wreck and it’s painful–yet entertaining–to watch. But please. Alina is NOT that hot: She’s just tall and skinny and pouty. She looks stoned and stupid. But hey, whatever pulls your pants down.

  12. Brett is amazing okay. I know I’m a psycho, but I love him.

  13. DonLes91

    I thought Brett Rattner was a female. Oh, wait, that’s Brett BUTLER. Never mind.

    With the luck she’s having with guys, maybe she should jump the fence. That’s what her career needs…a hot lesbian affair.

  14. CPR is so erotic

    Lindsay .. you gett’n uglay.

  15. ShanDourdan

    Sorry, I know this topic is about Lindsay Hohan but I’m having a hard time getting over the whole Brett Ratner and Serena Williams thing. I really can’t decide which is the uglier fucker out of the two. Either way someone was taking it up the arse.

  16. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol

  17. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol

  18. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol

  19. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol

  20. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol, just look at the chipmunk cheeks!

  21. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol just look at the chipmunk cheeks!

  22. sundaybl00dysunday

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol

  23. killerkat

    Ohhh how much can a person embarrass herself????!!! This slut is a human joke!!!
    how bitchy-er can she be???
    how sluty-er can she be??
    how moron can she be???
    I guess she always breaks her own marks!!!

    ps. she looks fat again lol

  24. Caught Dead In That Dress

    Sundaybl00dysunday, so good you had to say it 7 times?

  25. killerkat

    sorry for the hundred posts something is wrong with ts again !!

  26. gogoboots

    killerkat here i thought you were obsessed with Linds’ chipmunk cheeks…

  27. Evil Willow

    killerkat = Sundaybl00dysunday. You are fired.

  28. Linsay will end up having the same look as britney if it does not take care of her… it is horrible!

    http://www.lezlife.com

  29. IvyLeagueBiatch

    Lindsay Lohan is ugly. I seriously don’t get why America even remotely likes her.

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