Lindsay Lohan got into a fight at Brett Ratner’s house after finding him in bed with his girlfriend, Romanian model Alina Puscau. A source says:
“Brett wasn’t returning any of her calls, so she decided to stop by and say hi. Brett never told Lindsay he had a girlfriend. She had no idea. He is constantly e-mailing, texting and calling her. She just wanted to hang out. He had given her the code to his house and told her to come over anytime, so she went.”
But after showing up at the house, she was shocked to find Ratner in bed with Puscau.
“Alina jumped out of bed and went ballistic. They started screaming at each other and took the fight first into the living room and then out to the driveway while Brett hid in the bedroom. Lindsay said she could get Alina deported and left. What she doesn’t know is that Alina and Brett are so serious, he gave her a big diamond promise ring last November which she wears on her right hand. She doesn’t care that he may cheat. She’s got the big diamond ring. Brett is a 37-year-old man, and Lindsay is a 19-year-old girl. Enough! He needs to stop bothering her, it’s embarrassing. Lindsay is happily dating [Keira Knightley's ex] Jamie Dornan – she just wanted to be friends with Brett.”
Isn’t it obvious Linday just wants to be friends with Ratner? Dr. Phil says the best way to build a friendship is to threaten to have your friend’s girlfriend deported. Especially if they ate your last Twinkie. How’s Siberia, bitch? I told you being born in Michigan doesn’t matter if you know a guy who knows a guy.
colormeskanky | May 1, 2006 at 4:44 pm
ha ha lindsay blowhan should be deported herself, back the retardville.
idiot.celebrities | May 1, 2006 at 4:44 pm
…who is Brett Ratner? Does anyone care?
LiLo will find some other slutty guy by next weekend anyway, so I certainly hope this didn’t break her syphillis encrusted heart.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 4:47 pm
lindsay lohan is still alove?…damn.
must – pray – harder
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 4:47 pm
*alive….even.
Tania | May 1, 2006 at 4:48 pm
C-C-C-Cat fight!!
I love the part where Brett just “hid in the bedroom.” Any REAL man would have had both eyes on the fight and one hand on his dick.
MeganHarris | May 1, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Hey, at least let me be 5. or 6.
hehehe
Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 4:50 pm
That picture made my Penis do it’s best turtle impression…………
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 4:51 pm
have you seen brett ratner? he looks like a short, hairy midget. he’s like 4’8.
BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Maybe we could have sherry-cunt deported. Come to think of it, this whole deporting thing sounds like a great idea.
How about this:
You know how poor people fantasize about what they’d do if they won the lottery, and some say they would buy their own private island? I bet we could talk Paris into doing something like that — she’s certainly got enough money. Then she could invite Lindsay, Pete Doherty, those Simpson bitches, and a bunch of other people we hate to her island for a big party.
Then France could nuke that island.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 4:52 pm
http://www.epochtimes.com/i6/4110336521078.jpg
……………..i rest my case.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 4:54 pm
the french wont nuke anything but a potatoe in the microwave.
bjpack | May 1, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Lindsay Lohan anagram > ANAL DISH ONLY
pinky_nip | May 1, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Can I PLEASE kick MeganHarris in the twat, or whatever it is that’s between it’s fat, fucking legs. Deport her!
Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 4:55 pm
MeganHarris, I hear Aruba is a great travel spot for spring break, you should go……please……
Grphdesi23 | May 1, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Hag.
BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Potatoe? Who the fuck are you? Dan fucking Quayle?
And, the French are the only ones who still do nuclear testing, dumbass.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 4:59 pm
im googling this bitch Brett “the midget” Ratner is fucking…and come across…
http://hometown.aol.de/King22225606691/Nabel11.html
check out this NAVEL GALLERY! i almost threw up in my mouth! damn…where is my Peter Doherty stash at!!!!!!!!
BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 4:59 pm
Just in case your attention span is too short or you are too young to get the Dan Quayle reference: http://www.capitalcentury.com/1992.html
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:00 pm
BigJim, you and your “life-partner” can discuss foreign nuclear testing while your fucking each other in the ass tonight.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:01 pm
BigJim..is that what he calls it? :-/
Dr.Rokter | May 1, 2006 at 5:03 pm
She looks like Danny Bonaduce during his Partridge Family years.
BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 5:05 pm
WTF:
I apologize for pointing out that you’re retarded. I realize that it must fill you with such shame to know that you are equally stupid as a Republican Vice-president.
I am completely deserving of your hostility for antagonizing you about your sub-par IQ.
Again, my sincerest apologies.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Posted by BigJim on May 1, 2006 05:05 PM
“WTF:
I realize that it must fill you with such shame to know that you are equally stupid as a Republican Vice-president.”
LOL…right.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:09 pm
hey..i find it hilarious your using political references as come-backs on a fucking celebrity mock site.
tom likes the dick and apparently so does BigJim.
Libraesque | May 1, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Will all of you fucking assholes shut the fuck up. This site is not your personal space for this bullshit, this is a celebrity bashing site. Start your own god damn site to act like 5 year olds. GROW UP, talk celebrity trash OR GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Is BigJim really Bill Clinton? Are you getting a hummer right now as we speak…..you go Big Willy!
BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 5:11 pm
And I find it hilarious that you could spell hilarious correctly.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Libraesque speak with Bill (cough) I mean BigJim.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:12 pm
And I find it hilarious that you could spell hilarious correctly, too! what a world! :-0
D-Rock | May 1, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Lindsay will get over it. She’ll just go home and write something nasty about her in the Burn Book. Then, to pretend to make amends, she’ll give her a container of fancy face lotion…but it will actually be filled with foot cream! Haha, that’ll show that bitch!
BigJim | May 1, 2006 at 5:14 pm
#25:
I do believe that I started talking about nuking Lindsay and Paris Hilton. I can’t help it if I feel the need to attack brainless invertebrates (whom are the result of their trailer-park-living daddy fucking his retarded sister) when they prove the depths of their stupidity in this forum.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:15 pm
lindsay lohan looks like she would fuck the shit out of you then shit on your chest and call it a present.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Where is Edna…she needs to report BigJim…hahahahahahahahaha
St.Minutia | May 1, 2006 at 5:23 pm
25 Libraesque, you 5 year old fat cow asshole. Feel free to ram your head into the nearest brick wall.
WTF, what the fuck? You are so the opposite of witty and your comebacks stink like asparagus piss.
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:28 pm
youd know. how does that piss feel/taste?
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | May 1, 2006 at 5:29 pm
@9,
Nice thought, but I think we’re stuck with sherry-cocksucker. Scientology is officially a cult, and illegal, in much of the world.
We can only hope that Paris Hilton doesn’t convert to Scientology, as it would make her even more annoying. Though, she does have the rabbit IQ, and like Tom, she certainly loves the cock, …
dark | May 1, 2006 at 5:38 pm
With the shades and hair, she looks like the early ’90′s model Michael Jackson. She’s darker skinned, of course . . . .
Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 5:39 pm
What moron would give his alarm code to Lohan and tell her to drop by anytime? Someone who wants a pscho bitch fight in his living room, that’s who. I’ll bet he wasn’t hiding, he was just running the video camera.
Sheva | May 1, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up. I absolutely love her. She is the perfect whore trainwreck.
idiot.celebrities | May 1, 2006 at 6:04 pm
WTF, you’re a douchebag. Thanks for posting #3, 4, 8, 10, 11, 17, 19, 20, 23, 24, 26, 28, 29, 32, 33, and 35 and making this site collectively dumber.
You have wasted ALL of our time. Stop being a whiny little slut puppy to BigJim. You have annoyed all of us. Now go kill yourself: no one likes you.
Lindsay looks like a linebacker in this picture, and TCLTC.
illkarate | May 1, 2006 at 6:10 pm
She kinda looks like Tom Cruise… circa Top Gun. Easy on the Cheetos…
gammanormids | May 1, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Is my opinior or Lohan is the kind of girl boys don’t take seriously? Like Paris, Jessica, Paris, Ritchie, Paris…
colormeskanky | May 1, 2006 at 6:17 pm
celebrities are so weird. they can fuck pretty much whoever they want, and yet we find them endlessly fighting over each other’s conquests.
except paris hilton, she’s an equal opportunity fucker. anyone, everyone: welcome to paris.
MaryBackstayge | May 1, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Oh, they take her seriously.
Seriously in the ASS.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 1, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Brett Ratner??? WTF? Lindsey will fuck anything. Have you guys seen what Ratner looks like? #8 is right on the money. And he was previously dating that extra from Planet of the Apes, Serena Williams. I’ll never watch Parent Trap again.
ieatthepoo | May 1, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Brett Ratner loves the cock.
I’m still gonna watch Parent Trap once a day though.
krisdylee | May 1, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Asparagus piss. Hahahahahaha. WTF, go eat a slab of vagina ham and leave us to our bitter celeb-bashing and sex-orgies. BigJim, I heart Iginla.
Doc | May 1, 2006 at 7:07 pm
I hate to say this, but I’m really starting to like Lindsay… first making Jessica Simpson cry, and now this… shes much cooler than I thought!
ESQ | May 1, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Here is how the REAL argument went down:
Lindsay: “I fucked him first!”
Alina: “I fucked him first!”
Brett: “I am scared of these two bitches!”
Lindsay: “CUNT!”
Alina: “Double CUNT!”
In the meantime the real pussy in this situation is Brett.
Fa Cube Itches | May 1, 2006 at 8:04 pm
She’s looking a little Jack Black-ish in that picture.
Alright Lindsay, you’ve got the drugs, eating disorder, whoring about, and general craziness of Dana Plato down. Now get out there and commit some major felonies, goddamn it!