Lindsay Lohan has hired exercise coach Justin Gelband to help her put on some weight and get her boobs back, and has allegedly already gone up two dress sizes.
“I’m working out with a trainer and eating healthily. I want my boobs back.”
It’s nice that she finally realizes how important her breasts were for her career, but obviously the cocaine has already melted her brain, since hiring somebody to help you gain weight is about as pointless as hiring somebody to help you get old. I know it’s a pretty radical idea, but maybe she should try eating some food. Or garbage. You know, pretty much anything that ends up in her stomach is okay with me. Even poison.
Note – I’m kidding about the poison thing. What I meant to say was bleach or detergent. Thanks to Ryan for the tip.
LEOFER | January 17, 2007 at 10:09 pm
What
DS | July 10, 2009 at 2:02 am
Ricky Martin is a very talented singer and song writer, but more importantly he is a human being too and deserves a life of his own and respect, as we all do. It is not for others to speculate on whether he may or may not be gay like fifteen year olds would. Remember when “seasoned professional” Barbara Walters had the nerve to ask him this same tabloid-style question regarding his sexuality, and he said, “I really don’t think that is any of your business”. He was right. It isn’t.
Anonymous | March 30, 2010 at 6:01 am
he is officially gay now
digital camera memory cards | June 2, 2010 at 6:20 am
Lindsay Lohan hates skinny arms and initiated a system of push-ups every day for giving him a bigger biceps. Plaintiff has recovered a healthy body, after losing too much weight last year – but still not happy with some of his small frame. He says: "I do not work.