Lindsay Lohan brought flapjacks

January 14th, 2010 // 73 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Vida launch event in West Hollywood last night where she thought people actually want to see her 50-year-old tits without a bra on which is practically a crime scene with gravity’s DNA all over it. And probably her coke dealers. Let’s not rule anything out, this is an investigation.

Photos: Getty

  1. Atomic Punk

    Those things are amazing!! Just in case most of you have forgotten…that what real t!ts look like. Geez, I’d much rather play with those that some water inflated bags!!

  2. ing

    Ladies, the point is: They didn’t always look like this…she’s snorted and vomited her tits away (AND her hourglass body) … she deserves to be ridiculed for that.

  3. Valerie

    @49 Yeah, most commenters are exaggerating when they talk shit about the breast saggage. I’m 34C myself…a girl’s gotta have a fantastic bra!

  4. DKNY

    I think she actually looks better here than she usually does. She probably hasn’t shoved anything up her nose in several hours in these pics.

    I’d sodomize her. Twice.

  5. Tracy

    Ask Jessica Simpsons. Real ones just don’t stand up like that if they are big. Even in your twenties. I am sure she wore a bra in Mean Girls dumb asses.

  6. alisa

    i think its good that a lot of you are defending natural boobs..since everyone is so used to fake bolt-ons….. and real,large boobs look like this. ALTHOUGH THESE ARE NOT REAL. she’s gotten at least 2 boob jobs… look at past photos. ohwell.

  7. Jimmy

    Please post a warning whenever pictures of this piece of trash are shown. I lost my appetite prior to attending a 4 star restaurant. I should sue this skank for this absolutely waste of my time.

  8. Oh, come on, everyone knows she’s just a hump ‘n dump.

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  10. Dood

    Does anyone else notice the nipple?

  11. spyder

    Is it just me or does anyone see her nipple?

  12. marvin

    I’m not really seeing any nipple, just one of those really stupid hats.

  13. Pa

    “her 50-year-old tits without a bra on which is practically a crime scene with gravity’s DNA all over it.”

    That’s how naturally large breasts are supposed to look without a bra. I think you’ve been staring at silicone enhanced ones for too long.

  14. margo

    She’s fucking orange!!!

  15. fdafeiaofeija

    For everyone saying Lindseys breasts are great and don’t know what the fuck Fish’s problem is, remember this: He’s never been with a woman before, all he knows is his own hand while he masturbates to pictures of half-naked celebrities!

  16. Heather

    Why does she insist on going braless all the time.
    That is an itty bitty titty privilege only.

  17. Hey lindsay is looking so much hot and gorgeous in that flapjack. The side view of her lower neck is really arousing and sexy. Looking beautiful..

  18. herbiefrog

    hey hen.,.. nice clothes : )) luv )

  19. AJ

    as soon as i saw these pictures i was just like oh god what are these comments gonna be for this poor girl. she looks great and is still so young. this is so much hotter than rock solid neck high fakes. I def think she is the best she’s ever looked… no matter how nuts this girl is she always does keep that sex appeal. def watched that video she did for the magazine recently… she was basically smoking and laying around. nice.

  20. She looks great, didn’t know her gorgeous body is powered by flapjacks ;)

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