Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Vida launch event in West Hollywood last night where she thought people actually want to see her 50-year-old tits without a bra on which is practically a crime scene with gravity’s DNA all over it. And probably her coke dealers. Let’s not rule anything out, this is an investigation.
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Splattermail | January 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
FIRST. Zomg!
Splattermail | January 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
FIRST. Zomg!
Splattermail | January 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
FIRST. Zomg!
Splattermail | January 14, 2010 at 11:11 am
FIRST. Zomg!
YankkeDoodleDandy | January 14, 2010 at 11:12 am
First!
Splattermail | January 14, 2010 at 11:12 am
FIRST!! Zomg!
YankkeDoodleDandy | January 14, 2010 at 11:12 am
First!
SMACK | January 14, 2010 at 11:17 am
11th???
I would drop a quart on her no problem! “Boats-n-Ho’s. Boats-n-Ho’s, gotta get me more Boats-n-Ho’s…”
foogle | January 14, 2010 at 11:20 am
all right: everything mean said about this girl is deserved.
but somehow, and i am asking the men of this board (the women can participate too, but they’re always soooo biased):
wouldn’t you still f@@k her, but hard, in a very, very animalistic way?
i think she still has some sort of pull.. even though it is pulling a man’s lowest possible instinct.
don’t you agree?
foogle | January 14, 2010 at 11:22 am
all right: everything mean said about this girl is deserved.
but somehow, and i am asking the men of this board (the women can participate too, but they’re always soooo biased):
wouldn’t you still f@@k her, but hard, in a very, very animalistic way?
i think she still has some sort of pull.. even though it is pulling a man’s lowest possible instinct.
don’t you agree?
ugh | January 14, 2010 at 11:23 am
i cant even imagine what they’ll look like when she’s 50–or even 30. god forbid.
me | January 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
LIndsay’s boobs are fine…..I’m not saying they’re real, but that’s what large breasts look like. I still think she’s hot.
numberninenumbernine | January 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
#9:
It’s called a hate fuck.
Jason | January 14, 2010 at 11:27 am
Not sure, but I think I see some nip on her left side there. And yes, I’d hit it hard, like a semi hits a deer on the highway.
foogle | January 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
#13
oh do i feel a little backwards and maybe even a little innocent!!!
never heard of a hate fuck before.
and i thought i could walk straight and proud of my sexual experiences…
i miss this one!!
hate fuck, huh.
sandra | January 14, 2010 at 11:30 am
How sad. You all are so used to salivating over man-made, saline-pumped breasts, you have totally lost touch as to what normal, natural breasts look like. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her breasts.
Jason | January 14, 2010 at 11:30 am
Not sure, but I think I see some nip on her left side there. And yes, I’d hit it hard, like a semi hits a deer on the highway.
Ashley | January 14, 2010 at 11:31 am
I don’t understand, what’s the problem? That’s what natural large boobs look like.
Anonymous | January 14, 2010 at 11:32 am
Her boobs have always been epic. The rest of her is cokewhore. Would have loved to have banged her back when she was Mean Girls thick.
Sport | January 14, 2010 at 11:32 am
Look – there are plenty of non-skank normal chicks with great tits. I live in California, we see them every day. I cant believe all you losers that worship her just because she has a decent rack. How can you overlook all of the other shit?
I cant believe I am saying this, but they are JUST tits.
Esoteric | January 14, 2010 at 11:32 am
# 16 … uhh except there’s nothing normal or natural about her breasts.
First Time | January 14, 2010 at 11:32 am
yes, I would still do her.
terri | January 14, 2010 at 11:36 am
her tits look alright.she looks healthy.
sensitive guy | January 14, 2010 at 11:38 am
I gotta say, it’s refreshing to see so many of you saying the same thing I was thinking: That yes, she’s all over the place in terms of common sense, judgement, professionalism, etc. and if I was her father I might be as fucked up as he is too (of course, you can have a whole chicken-egg discussion there…)
But.. honestly, this is the best she’s looked in a long time… and fuck yeah, I’d follow her home or into the back seat or the hotel kitchen or storage closet or wherever she wanted to go … and take all of that, hard.
And, yeah, I’ve always liked her tits… and if you think they’re too low, fish, I’ll be glad to hold ‘em up for you.
Smarm | January 14, 2010 at 11:40 am
#21- uhh, unless you’ve never actually seen or touched a pair of natural breasts…in which case I can understand the confusion. nothing wrong w those whatsoever.
Smarm | January 14, 2010 at 11:41 am
“24. sensitive guy – January 14, 2010 11:38 AM
I gotta say, it’s refreshing to see so many of you saying the same thing I was thinking: That yes, she’s all over the place in terms of common sense, judgement, professionalism, etc. and if I was her father I might be as fucked up as he is too (of course, you can have a whole chicken-egg discussion there…)
But.. honestly, this is the best she’s looked in a long time… and fuck yeah, I’d follow her home or into the back seat or the hotel kitchen or storage closet or wherever she wanted to go … and take all of that, hard.
And, yeah, I’ve always liked her tits… and if you think they’re too low, fish, I’ll be glad to hold ‘em up for you.”
I concur.
noodle | January 14, 2010 at 11:44 am
second!!
Vinnie the Chin | January 14, 2010 at 11:56 am
Definitely built for a good ol’ fashioned titty bang.
salsa | January 14, 2010 at 11:57 am
I’d still hit it!
tony romo | January 14, 2010 at 11:57 am
i would like motorboat this freckled tits in a heartbeat!
silverduece | January 14, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Please, Please!!! Stop posting about this twit.
Valerie | January 14, 2010 at 12:02 pm
“But.. honestly, this is the best she’s looked in a long time”
Are you fucking kidding? Her face now has the alcoholic-bloat, made obvious by that disgusting double chin and stupid expression.
baadnewsbear | January 14, 2010 at 12:03 pm
her face makes me want to vomit all over those freckled tits.
who dat | January 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Must be ugly bitch day on the Superficial. My dick needs a day off anyway.
guy with a penis | January 14, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Indeed, have someone over the age of 14 explain to the poster what young, big, natural breasts are and, oh, how nice they are! (You see, not every gal can have moronic-looking stiff bolt-ons jutting out too high on her skanky chest like a transvestite who’s had cheapie bad surgery.)
L | January 14, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Her Brests were much hotter when she had some meat on. Now they just look incredibly deflated.
hollywood gossip | January 14, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Lindsay lohan sex tape sound good !!
Christy | January 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I am so glad to read your comments…I was about to cry. My tits, which are real, look just like that and I have always gotten that they are awesome. I’m glad not everyone likes bolt on’s.
Justin Time | January 14, 2010 at 12:33 pm
I think her tits are just fine. I’d rather play with those than the silicone filled ones ANY DAY.
Justin Time | January 14, 2010 at 12:35 pm
@Christy. Please post pics. If they look like those….I would love a peak.
Johnny Lava | January 14, 2010 at 12:40 pm
@ 9 I would fuck her. Then bust in her mouth and hope that it would come out of her nose LMAO I made myself laugh and that’s all that matters HIYOOOOOO
Splattermail | January 14, 2010 at 12:47 pm
FIRST. Zomg!
Gando | January 14, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Flapjacks!? I guess this isn’t going to make the regular 2010 ass-posts.
Esoteric | January 14, 2010 at 12:49 pm
#25 .. uh I happen to have my own very nice pair of normal, natural thank you very much :)
It’s a well known fact she had a boob job amongst other procedures, therefore her breasts are not natural.
Darth | January 14, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Unless she’s able to throw her flapjacks backwards over her shoulders all the way down.No she isn’t going to be this year’s ass-girl.
Valerie | January 14, 2010 at 12:58 pm
@38–you probably don’t have a stupid-looking, bloated face, which probably makes your breasts look much better!
Dave ain't here man | January 14, 2010 at 1:00 pm
@Christy: How’re YOU doing?
Kirk | January 14, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Her tits are great (and natural). It’s her stupidity that’s the problem.
Christy | January 14, 2010 at 1:14 pm
@Valerie I don’t have a stupid bloated face…but I still like my boobs and don’t think my face makes them better. I just think that is what size D natural breasts should look like. They are nice, she just needs to stop partying so much so the rest of her stays hot.
Codiac Bear | January 14, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I need her to stop wearing that lipcolor.