Lindsay Lohan breaks her arm

#49 said…

#39 “She looks clean and off the crack.”

no good coming off crack
to go straight on to oxy

According to Access Hollywood, the bitch is going to sue.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah1626.shtml

yeah, (1)the old slippery floor, (2)ooops I fell, (3)ouchie, (4)sue sue sue, routine. Ah well, if you have no talent and no sustainable way to support your drug habit, I guess frivolous lawsuits are the way to go!

Being Lohan’s publicist must be the worst freakin’ job in show business – having to explain all the beaver shots, the (alleged but probable) drunken stumbling, the failure to show up for work, the ill-advised hook-ups and the hanging around in swimsuits all the time. And let’s not forget that Lindsay wants to be like Marilyn Monroe (minus the killer rack, I guess), which means an early death from a drug overdose after shtupping two Kennedys. Has Lohan been placed on the Celebrity Death Watch list yet? Maybe she should be.

#53 is that a request ?

wait, if she fractured her wrist, then her arm is fine.

she’s just too busy jacking off whatever his name is that’s why she fractured it..

she’s retarded

why does she always look old..

seriously

*sigh* Lindsay, you stupid drunk.

Unless the floor was sprayed with water and intentionally made into ice, it just seems to me when you fall it’s your own clutsy fault and people who sue over that kinda nonsense need to take accountability. Grow up Lindsay!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Dear Miss Lohan,
Next time, do it right and break your neck.

Love you, mean it!

http://www.whatthesha.com

Nice ankle boots, Linds, I didn’t know it was 1997. What’s that? You had problems reading the self-tanner instructions and that’s why you have a vertical line of white on your shoulder and a diagonal stripe across your chest? Congratulations, you’ve managed to screw up walking AND not resembling a pumpkin.
P.S. Bandeau tops are worn on your TOP and shouldn’t be disguised as micro-mini skirts that clearly don’t need your Jr. WWF belt to stay up.

I know she is only 20 but MY GOD, she looks as if she’s had collagen injected into her lips and botex around her eyes. Look how unnaturally wide awake she looks (especially in the first photo).

Either that or it’s just the coke.

Everytime I look at the thumbnails I get tricked into thinking she looks good then I enlarge it and want to vomit.

She’s only 20 but my 55-year-old mum’s got better skin than her!

Her body is so used to being horizontal, it gets withdrawl symptoms. A week on your feet? Down we go.

THANK YOU, GOD!! Next time I want her to be kidnapped by men from Mars!!!

i wonder how she looks underneath, without all that makeup. she’d probably be a lot prettier.

oh and without the nose job and the plastic cheeks

i feel bad for saying that now. :[

Yet another crack related incident.

Or to put it another way:
Milk + Whore = Crackshake

She’ll be back to sucking cock within the hour.

No hands for awhile now that her wrist is all fucked up. Gives her a chance to work on her all-throat technique.

those are only the $650 Yves Saint Laurent “Wild Suede” Platform Boots. Wild alright, they must have tripped her up. Somehow she manages to make them look like the $50 Trailor Park Payless special with the baggy 80′s mom camisole, the tube top I used in 5th grade as a skirt, and whorishly orange quick-tan legs.
She needs a stylist like NOW! “Derelicte? Nay, the very essence!”

Man, she must be poor wearing only $650 shoes. I’m unimpressed. Mumph…

She must have broken it while trying to anally fist herself…I heard nobody wants to touch her sloppy snatch anymore so its down to good old ‘manual lovin’ for lindsay. (apparently the wrist broke as a defense mechanism, subconciously even SHE doesn’t want to touch herself)

Don’t hate me, but I think she looks really good in these pictures….

This chick has discovered a new way to make some moola (’cause she can’t act to save her fuckin’ life)- the “Let’s hire a lawyer and sue everyone ’cause I can’t standup when pissed” method.. Yup… works for me…

…And the celebrity bake-off continues.

If you’re Lindsay Lohan, why wear a watch? The world waits for you.

Way to overdo it on the fake tan. Damn! And what’s with that strange stripe on her right shoulder?

For whoever it was that commented about how she needs to fake tan when she spends so much time in the sun and in a bikini, some people just can’t tan naturally. Like me..if I were to spend all day in the sun in a bikini, I would turn beet red and then peel and it would all be gone after that. Redheads and fair skinned blondes usually can’t tan very well.

Was she really “rushed to the hospital”

How do you rush to the hospital in New freaking York?

don’t do crack