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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
FIRST!
she gets more useless by the minute
“Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn’t take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground.”
Which translates to:
“Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn’t have enough bouncers to keep her away from the open-bar.”
“IT support? Yes, please bring me a new keyboard, I seem to have spilled something on mine. What’s that? No, no, not coffee or soda. No, helpdesk it’s not water either. Fine. If you must know, I just fucking vomitted, ok? Now send someone as fast as possible… oh yeah, my ticket number… I81U812… let me repeat that… I81… oh… ha ha very funny.”
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Fucking geeks.
Serves the cunt right.
Although I think it’s a cover.
I think she injured it during a fisting session with the Olsen twins.
Enough of her already.
Ugh, can you just imagine the whining that ensued?
Well…she has a short skirt on, which means no underwear, which means soon to be released pics of the crack of doom.
Must have slipped on one of her eggs trying to escape that infested rat hole.
Hope it wasn’t her drinkin’ arm.
Maybe one day she’ll slip and fall into a pool of stingrays. I hear they’re pretty dangerous………….
what is with that gigantic man’s watch she’s wearing?!?!
She did it for the painkillers
http://www.celebslam.com
Not that I’m a fashion mavin – but I think it’s good to see Calvin coming up with a new upmarket wife-beater.
With all of her bar hopping experience she should know alchohol + drunk people = slick floor.
I really don’t understand why Lindsay is famous.
She is ugly, a bad actress, a stupid person that can’t even walk like a regular human being…
The celebrities world is falling apart. Literally.
did anyone else read about her mother’s drunken-coked-out birthday celebration? On socialitelife.com. pretty funny. Horhan and her mother put the fun in dysfunctional for sure.
Even though she looks like she fell in a vat of Hi-C, it’s still better than the pasty white she’s favored all summer.
Say what you want, but she looks fuckin’ hot in those pictures.
Her hand isn’t tanned, so I’m guessing that either
1. She has fake tan on
2. She puts gloves on when she goes outside
3. She puts sun block on her hands
or
4. I live in a freaky world where hands don’t tan.
I’m going with #1, as it seems the most plausible given the celebrity obsession with it, but it still completely baffles me.
How can you NOT get a natural tan when you spend most of your life wearing very little?
Why is orange the most fashionable skin colour in the world of celebrity? I guess for Lohan, it covers up her insane amount of freckles the best.
Come On! You would break your arm too if your day job involved vigorous up and down movements of the *cough* hand on a *cough* shaft.
Its no wonder the thing didn’t just fall off.
I find it ironic that she was at “Milk” Studios. Maybe if she drank enough milk and got enough calcium in her diet (that would also require eating) her bones would be stronger and wouldn’t snap like a twig.
Broken Arm?
If by ‘broken’ you mean ‘fake’ and if by ‘arm’ you mean ‘titties’, then OK. I would buy that.
I feel bad looking at the photos above, because I am pretty sure that I wouldn’t not have sex with her. What a prick.
BRITTLE-assed bones.
Her clumsiness is also an excuse for her sluttiness. “I don’t know, I was just walking around naked and mistakenly fell onto this guy’s dick. Then we fucked alot”.
she’s into drugs and anal sex, sounds like an ideal girl to me
She’s lucky she didn’t break that sloppy labia.
@10 Stallion: You fucking rock my clitty. Allow me be your bitch.
She didn’t break it, she burnt it on her crack pipe. She then picked at the wound while in a stupor, causing it to become infected and oozing pus and maggots. At which point boyfriend Harry mistook it for her vagina and fucked it sore.
Those shoes are the reason they put the ‘Ph’ in Phugly !!!
27 – you are a sick fucker. I like that.
This bitch is way too fragile. Can’t wait until she breaks her neck from trying to deep throat Tommy Lee.
Does this chick have rickets or something?
I wonder if you can snort bone-density meds.
P.S. I MOTHERFUCKING HATE ankle boots!!!
The skank-ho gave one too many hand-jobs…
What was up with that Ace-bandage “cast” on her arm? If I break anything, it’s going in one of those hard-ass, cut if off with a chainsaw casts. Me thinky she’s smuggling something in that wrap.
I’d guess the Superfish couldn’t find a pic of the skanks busted up arm.
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?album=277&pos=1
Unless it’s her neck, I don’t care.
my voodoo doll worked.
We’re all larval psychotics and have been since the age of two — spitting an ice-cube back into my glass of granulocyte-macrophage prepuce (latin: praeputium) stimulating factor number 2 (GM-PSF2). Dad is in the basement centrifuging mouse spleen hybridoma.
Freaky – she went from being so pale to being so orange! These celebs go so overboard with the fake tan.
I must admit she does look better in these pics from what i have seen lately (minus the orange skin of course) She looks clean and off the crack.
Schmalcohol?
DAMN THAT SCHMALCOHOL!!
Seems to me those two schlongs she was holding would have helped Hohan keep her balance. Guess she was distracted while reaching for the third. BTW… I’d still hit it.
ankle boots fuckin’ suck ass
She should be eating more spinach.
Touche 43, touche!
So that’s why she doesn’t wear underwear! She’s hoping one day she can just slip and fall onto someone’s dick. I don’t blame her. I’m sure it is tiring being that much of a whore. Who wouldn’t start looking for short cuts?!?
I think she’s kind of smokin’ in pic 5.
I’d bang dat. Where’s my beer ’cause I can’t bang dat without lots and lots of beer?
Where’s my friggin’ beer bitch!!!
Why is she totally incapable of putting on her fake tan evenly. Her legs are oompah-loompah orange while her face looks vaguely normal…except for the cracked out expression in the last two pics….
i’ve got a 5 and a twelve in my hand
so i call , and raise :)
#39 “She looks clean and off the crack.”
Did you see her in the last two pics? Looks cracked out to me…
Jessica Simpson will break something next, you just watch. If it gets one more picture of Hohan in the papers, then Big Daddy Joe will jump on board and milk it like a Jersey Cow.