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BLucky | September 18, 2006 at 11:49 am
FIRST!
katie | September 18, 2006 at 11:50 am
she gets more useless by the minute
BLucky | September 18, 2006 at 11:51 am
“Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn’t take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground.”
Which translates to:
“Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn’t have enough bouncers to keep her away from the open-bar.”
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 11:53 am
“IT support? Yes, please bring me a new keyboard, I seem to have spilled something on mine. What’s that? No, no, not coffee or soda. No, helpdesk it’s not water either. Fine. If you must know, I just fucking vomitted, ok? Now send someone as fast as possible… oh yeah, my ticket number… I81U812… let me repeat that… I81… oh… ha ha very funny.”
CLICK
Fucking geeks.
gatorbates | September 18, 2006 at 11:56 am
Serves the cunt right.
Although I think it’s a cover.
I think she injured it during a fisting session with the Olsen twins.
Enough of her already.
jrzmommy | September 18, 2006 at 11:56 am
Ugh, can you just imagine the whining that ensued?
sabalon | September 18, 2006 at 11:57 am
Well…she has a short skirt on, which means no underwear, which means soon to be released pics of the crack of doom.
Rimmer | September 18, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Must have slipped on one of her eggs trying to escape that infested rat hole.
commissioner | September 18, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Hope it wasn’t her drinkin’ arm.
Italian Stallion | September 18, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Maybe one day she’ll slip and fall into a pool of stingrays. I hear they’re pretty dangerous………….
bond | September 18, 2006 at 12:16 pm
what is with that gigantic man’s watch she’s wearing?!?!
CelebSlam.com | September 18, 2006 at 12:19 pm
She did it for the painkillers
http://www.celebslam.com
Binky | September 18, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Not that I’m a fashion mavin – but I think it’s good to see Calvin coming up with a new upmarket wife-beater.
commissioner | September 18, 2006 at 12:26 pm
With all of her bar hopping experience she should know alchohol + drunk people = slick floor.
BibaBui | September 18, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I really don’t understand why Lindsay is famous.
She is ugly, a bad actress, a stupid person that can’t even walk like a regular human being…
The celebrities world is falling apart. Literally.
jrzmommy | September 18, 2006 at 12:26 pm
did anyone else read about her mother’s drunken-coked-out birthday celebration? On socialitelife.com. pretty funny. Horhan and her mother put the fun in dysfunctional for sure.
commissioner | September 18, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Even though she looks like she fell in a vat of Hi-C, it’s still better than the pasty white she’s favored all summer.
Bioplant | September 18, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Say what you want, but she looks fuckin’ hot in those pictures.
CactusinaSombrero | September 18, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Her hand isn’t tanned, so I’m guessing that either
1. She has fake tan on
2. She puts gloves on when she goes outside
3. She puts sun block on her hands
or
4. I live in a freaky world where hands don’t tan.
I’m going with #1, as it seems the most plausible given the celebrity obsession with it, but it still completely baffles me.
How can you NOT get a natural tan when you spend most of your life wearing very little?
Why is orange the most fashionable skin colour in the world of celebrity? I guess for Lohan, it covers up her insane amount of freckles the best.
danielle | September 18, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Come On! You would break your arm too if your day job involved vigorous up and down movements of the *cough* hand on a *cough* shaft.
Its no wonder the thing didn’t just fall off.
BoyToyRacer | September 18, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I find it ironic that she was at “Milk” Studios. Maybe if she drank enough milk and got enough calcium in her diet (that would also require eating) her bones would be stronger and wouldn’t snap like a twig.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Broken Arm?
If by ‘broken’ you mean ‘fake’ and if by ‘arm’ you mean ‘titties’, then OK. I would buy that.
I feel bad looking at the photos above, because I am pretty sure that I wouldn’t not have sex with her. What a prick.
jrzmommy | September 18, 2006 at 12:43 pm
BRITTLE-assed bones.
biatcho | September 18, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Her clumsiness is also an excuse for her sluttiness. “I don’t know, I was just walking around naked and mistakenly fell onto this guy’s dick. Then we fucked alot”.
clamofdeath | September 18, 2006 at 12:51 pm
she’s into drugs and anal sex, sounds like an ideal girl to me
pinky_nip | September 18, 2006 at 12:51 pm
She’s lucky she didn’t break that sloppy labia.
@10 Stallion: You fucking rock my clitty. Allow me be your bitch.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 18, 2006 at 12:52 pm
She didn’t break it, she burnt it on her crack pipe. She then picked at the wound while in a stupor, causing it to become infected and oozing pus and maggots. At which point boyfriend Harry mistook it for her vagina and fucked it sore.
Brain Embolism | September 18, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Those shoes are the reason they put the ‘Ph’ in Phugly !!!
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 1:06 pm
27 – you are a sick fucker. I like that.
DiabetesExplosion | September 18, 2006 at 1:10 pm
This bitch is way too fragile. Can’t wait until she breaks her neck from trying to deep throat Tommy Lee.
Jacq | September 18, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Does this chick have rickets or something?
I wonder if you can snort bone-density meds.
Jacq | September 18, 2006 at 1:22 pm
P.S. I MOTHERFUCKING HATE ankle boots!!!
frenchtoaststix | September 18, 2006 at 1:25 pm
The skank-ho gave one too many hand-jobs…
Jacq | September 18, 2006 at 1:30 pm
What was up with that Ace-bandage “cast” on her arm? If I break anything, it’s going in one of those hard-ass, cut if off with a chainsaw casts. Me thinky she’s smuggling something in that wrap.
Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 18, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I’d guess the Superfish couldn’t find a pic of the skanks busted up arm.
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?album=277&pos=1
Stephanie12 | September 18, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Unless it’s her neck, I don’t care.
bigponie | September 18, 2006 at 1:49 pm
my voodoo doll worked.
DrRokter | September 18, 2006 at 1:55 pm
We’re all larval psychotics and have been since the age of two — spitting an ice-cube back into my glass of granulocyte-macrophage prepuce (latin: praeputium) stimulating factor number 2 (GM-PSF2). Dad is in the basement centrifuging mouse spleen hybridoma.
LilRach | September 18, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Freaky – she went from being so pale to being so orange! These celebs go so overboard with the fake tan.
I must admit she does look better in these pics from what i have seen lately (minus the orange skin of course) She looks clean and off the crack.
Nikk The Templar | September 18, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Schmalcohol?
DAMN THAT SCHMALCOHOL!!
hamacus | September 18, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Seems to me those two schlongs she was holding would have helped Hohan keep her balance. Guess she was distracted while reaching for the third. BTW… I’d still hit it.
HELLpenis | September 18, 2006 at 2:08 pm
ankle boots fuckin’ suck ass
Binky | September 18, 2006 at 2:11 pm
She should be eating more spinach.
DiabetesExplosion | September 18, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Touche 43, touche!
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 2:17 pm
So that’s why she doesn’t wear underwear! She’s hoping one day she can just slip and fall onto someone’s dick. I don’t blame her. I’m sure it is tiring being that much of a whore. Who wouldn’t start looking for short cuts?!?
ScottInFlorida | September 18, 2006 at 2:23 pm
I think she’s kind of smokin’ in pic 5.
I’d bang dat. Where’s my beer ’cause I can’t bang dat without lots and lots of beer?
Where’s my friggin’ beer bitch!!!
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Why is she totally incapable of putting on her fake tan evenly. Her legs are oompah-loompah orange while her face looks vaguely normal…except for the cracked out expression in the last two pics….
herbiefrog | September 18, 2006 at 2:31 pm
i’ve got a 5 and a twelve in my hand
so i call , and raise :)
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 2:36 pm
#39 “She looks clean and off the crack.”
Did you see her in the last two pics? Looks cracked out to me…
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Jessica Simpson will break something next, you just watch. If it gets one more picture of Hohan in the papers, then Big Daddy Joe will jump on board and milk it like a Jersey Cow.