Lindsay Lohan recently slipped in the shower and broke her foot before a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. She was there to promote her new movie Just My Luck and, despite having a broken foot, put on a show for the reporters by dropping to the floor and doing 12 pushups.
“I was coming out of the shower yesterday morning and I slipped,” says the actress, who’s sporting a wrapped ankle and foot, a navy Chanel dress, black leggings and flats. “I have a hairline fracture in my foot. I can’t wear heels though. That’s the bad thing.”
“This is one thing that I always do and people think I’m a little crazy. I just drop and do pushups,” she confesses. “I’m always doing pushups. My friends can vouch for me because they said I had really skinny arms. And my brother used to make fun of me because I couldn’t do pushups.”
Looks like we’ve got the next Naomi Campbell in the works. She’s already got the confrontational attitude down, all she needs to do now is build enough upper body strength to break through walls and rip assistants in half. I read somewhere that Naomi Campbell once did 800 pushups straight and then arm wreslted a bear but was disqualified when she tore the bear’s arm off in a fit of anger. True story.
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 2, 2006 at 6:19 am
Id hit it, even if its with a broken foot
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 2, 2006 at 6:20 am
I’d break my foot…in her ass!
Nearly first!
MeganHarris | May 2, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Eh, I’m OVER Lindsay. Hey, come to think of it, so is The Superficial.
Paris Hilton still rocks though.
HairPie | May 2, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Actually she slipped on Fez’s dong..
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 4:40 pm
4th
spatz | May 2, 2006 at 4:41 pm
why is this broad always falling? i guess thats what happens when youre always in a coke enduced haze. that and you forget to wear underwear in front of thousands of children.
shoof | May 2, 2006 at 4:41 pm
I saw this bitch on Access Hollywood last night and she said she fell at someone’s house (down the stairs or something…I try to block her out whenever I see her ugly face so I’m not totally sure of the circumstances). She should really keep her whoring stories straight.
HairPie | May 2, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Akapee, I was fourth as in the 4th dick that has been in Lindsey’s ass this week…
IwearBananahammocks | May 2, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Now what really happen was, she so skinny that when she dropped straw that she was snorting coke with it, broke her foot.
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 4:43 pm
In supporting the webmaster to bore us to death with news about this non-news worthy crab called Lindsay Lohan, I am posting this stuff from Askmen.com…and it goes something like this:
overall rating
78
Every generation has its share of emerging stars and Lindsay Lohan is proving to be just that. In only a few years, she has become an idol for teenage girls everywhere and a pinup for their male counterparts.
Lindsay is aware of this and it has apparently gone to her head. Even though she’s very much involved in a number of charities, we can’t help but subtract points from her otherwise impressive record.
Nevertheless, she has an advantage in the looks department over her rival Hilary Duff as far as we’re concerned, and this will most likely be the deciding factor of how successful her career will be. If she can insert a couple of adult-oriented dramas in her resume to shed her teen-queen image, Lindsay will definitely go far.
personality & talent
74
On the one hand, Lohan’s former co-stars describe her as smart, funny, outgoing, and easy to get along with. However, there’s a flip side to her personality, as she has admitted to being a lot like the mean cheerleaders her character is at odds with in Mean Girls (2004).
Perhaps this is the kind of attitude one needs to make it in Hollywood. One thing’s for sure: Lindsay has what it takes. Not only can she portray a believable teenager, but she also proved that she could tackle a variety of roles by playing multinational twins in The Parent Trap (1998) and a rebellious teen turned uptight adult in Freaky Friday (2003).
sexiness
83
Lindsay Lohan has an innocent look, but the twinkle in her eye suggests that she might be a lot wilder than previously anticipated. Not convinced? Check her out in magazines like Movieline, Allure, Teen People, and on the covers of Popstar and Vanity Fair.
Ever since she turned 18 (and by the way, there was a countdown to her 18th birthday), Lindsay seems to be dressing the part of a sexpot. Just look at the cover of her album, Speak. Speechless yet?
accomplishments & fame
75
A child model since the age of 3, Lindsay Lohan has been in more than 60 commercials for companies like Wendy’s, Abercrombie & Fitch, Jell-O, Calvin Klein, Pizza Hut, and the Gap.
After an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, Lohan was cast as Alexandra “Alli” Fowler for one season of the popular soap opera, Another World. Then, she won the dual part of the Hallie Parker/Annie James twins in the remake of Disney’s The Parent Trap (1998).
Following a very brief gig in Bette Midler’s sitcom Bette in 2000, she starred in Disney’s television films Life-Size (2000) and Get a Clue (2002). She worked for “the mouse” again the next year, by appearing in the blockbuster Freaky Friday, (2003) as Jamie Lee Curtis’ daughter. Lohan’s song “Ultimate” can also be heard on the movie’s soundtrack.
In 2004, she could be seen in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Mean Girls. What’s more, she was in the music video for Lillix’s “What I Like About You.”
Along with the many projects she’s got lined up well into 2007, a true measure of Lindsay’s fame is the amount of times she makes headlines. From her troubled family life (she was reportedly having issues with her father, who checked into a drug and alcohol rehab center), to her relationships (she was dating Wilmer Valderrama of That ’70s Show fame for a few months), to her partying ways (she is usually spotted club hopping with Tara Reid and Ashlee Simpson), Lohan is a major tabloid star.
She even tackled the topic of her un-private life in the first song of her debut album, “Rumors.”
natural beauty
82
It sometimes feels like we didn’t know hot ladies like Lindsay when we were her age. We certainly have no difficulty understanding why the famous Ford Modeling Agency signed her up at such a young age. Natural redheads are rather rare, so we’re always pretty excited when we discover a hot new one.
Not only are her freckles a major turn-on, but her amazing green eyes really do it for us. The icing on the cake has to be her magnificent “love pillows.” There have been rumors flying around about whether Lindsay’s chest has undergone surgical enhancements, which she claims is “retarded” and “unnecessary.” We’re willing to test out their authenticity ourselves…
personal style
76
Like most girls her age, Lindsay Lohan is addicted to shopping. She likes to frequent stores like Abercrombie & Fitch, Steve Madden, New York’s Sweats Appeal, and basically any mall. She’s still at that age where sneakers, jeans and tank tops fill out most of her wardrobe, but she has enough style to accessorize with classy trimmings like Prada bags.
She still has many years ahead of her to develop a true fashion sense, and as the face for Dooney and Burke’s new Heart and Charm handbag collections, she is proving to be a young fashion icon.
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 4:44 pm
How many lines does it take to do 12 pushups?
Just curious……
Vas Deferens | May 2, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Does this mean Herbie: Fully Loaded 2 will be delayed?
k8tekila | May 2, 2006 at 4:45 pm
She’s the living proof that snorting cocaine and trying to shower and look normal at the same time is impossible.
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 4:46 pm
People like #10 Akapee make me wish the D.C. sniper was still around……….
Land-Man | May 2, 2006 at 4:49 pm
ATTN: Akapee
Stop posting long shit you copied from askmen.com.
p.s. they should kill those fucking snipers. the one from jamaica should rot in gitmo (not a citizen=torture).
Spindoc | May 2, 2006 at 4:49 pm
She is ALWAYS sporting an injury. didn’t she recently “Slip on wet stairs” and supposedly get glass embedded in her foot while she was staying at one of Bryan Adams’ houses in London?
Two things could be going on, she could be developing MS and that really effects your balance, or she keeps getting drunk and falling down, you decide which is more real.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Those were good times Stallion, I say we need to bring them back.
As for Lohan,I think she’s confusing push-ups with blowjobs, she’s always dropping down and doing blowjobs, maybe it was a misprint on the article?
radio3play | May 2, 2006 at 4:51 pm
#10….WTF???
Spindoc | May 2, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Oh yeah, After Jack Pallance dropped and did push-ups on stage at the Oscars it was widely acknowledged that he was coked up…..sounds like push-ups would be a symptom of that.
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 4:52 pm
#15 Land-Man, I hear you. And #14, since you are called Italian Stallion, I am sure he will blow off your shlong with his first shot
radio3play | May 2, 2006 at 4:52 pm
when will she fall and break her neck?
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 4:52 pm
The reason why she is “ALWAYS sporting an injury” is because she has been secretly dating Sean Connery.
radio3play | May 2, 2006 at 4:54 pm
#22 hhahaaaa
Jacq | May 2, 2006 at 4:55 pm
#11 – You don’t do more, you just do them faster and can’t shut the fuck up. Then, back to chain-smoking cigarettes.
When that happens to me, I just regret it the next morning. See, with the numbness in the nose I often slam my face into the ground on accident.
killerkat | May 2, 2006 at 4:56 pm
@ 16 yes and I also agree with 13, either she is
a. always high so she can’t see where she walks
b. very very stupid
c. both
I guess it is c, personally I’m so sick of her being everywhere and doing nothing but whoring around and keep drugging around “ohh lindsay lohan felt”, “oh lindsay lohan has a new haircut”, “Ohh Lindsay Lohan snorted a new line of coke”, “ohh Lindsay Lohan acted like a bitch again” and keeps going
radio4play | May 2, 2006 at 4:57 pm
@10
dude listen being mildly annoying is ok..like me…but seriously wtf are you smoking!?
I’d say keep up the good work but next time make it 1/4 as long..it’s just as effective.
and remember kids tcltc
killerkat | May 2, 2006 at 4:57 pm
PS her black nail polish looks like shit yuk!
pinky_nip | May 2, 2006 at 4:59 pm
What a cum bucket.
Land-Man | May 2, 2006 at 5:01 pm
My Land-a-conda don’t want none unless you got buns hon.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 5:03 pm
This new movie of her’s, I ‘ve read it is pretty terrible. She really should focus on either, getting a couple of solid box-office hits or on delivering solid work on a quality film, otherwise ….I’m thinking of Brittany Murphy for some reason.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 2, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Lindsey happens to announce she has a broken foot after reports air that she caught randy Brett Ratner in bed with some hot Chech slice of pooty? Coincidence? I think not. She probably broke her foot on Ratner’s abundant ass. That, or Mr. Ed stepped on it while mounting her. I mean, who hasn’t she fucked?
radio4play | May 2, 2006 at 5:07 pm
bigjim…funny really…this is not meant sarcastic
tcltc
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 5:32 pm
lol..thats all i can say
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 5:43 pm
#20 Akapee, that was agood one, did somebody help you with that one or did you thinks that up all by yourself?
It made me want to piss down your throat…AKA-pee down your throat
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 5:59 pm
#34 Italian Stallion, you are a close friend of Tom Cruise. And just like your friend you love da dick. Otherwise, why will you be called Stallion?
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 5:59 pm
#34 Italian Stallion, you are a close friend of Tom Cruise. And just like your friend you love da dick. Otherwise, why will you be called Stallion?
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 6:05 pm
#36 your not even worth it, those have to be some of the fucking worse comebacks of all time. You make me sad that your alive……
P.S. You should be banned from this site for having “Stupid Fucking Comeback Syndrome”
xAgonyxScenex | May 2, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Sounds more like a publicity stunt for the movie. What are the odds that she breaks her foot before her movie about her having “shitty luck” comes out. I smell some bullshit here.
Iambananas | May 2, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease’s growing, it’s epidemic
I’m scared that there ain’t a cure
The world believes it and I’m going crazy
I cannot take any more
I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That’s what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
L239 | May 2, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Pfft. Showing off the silicon, no doubt.
I don’t know who she was fucking when she fell out of the shower, but I do know that everything that happens to Lindsay Lohan is directly related to her being a whore.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Agreed #40, I wonder WHAT she was doing that could have caused a fractured foot though. Something …anal?
Mr. Fritz | May 2, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Pink sucks, but the song is kinda funny. I think this broad purposely hurts herself so she can continue to take her “legal pharmaceuticals”. She’s gonna end up like that Taradise lush, what’s her name? What a pity, because she was hot a few years ago.
sweetlips | May 2, 2006 at 6:37 pm
#10 you have way to much fucking time on your hands. Jesus Christ, write a comment not a damn book!!
Tha-Flash | May 2, 2006 at 7:45 pm
I’D HIT IT!
sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 8:41 pm
JESUS CHRIST — BAN LAMEBANANAS!! I believe she crossed the line into “promotional” with her third posting of the lyrics to “Stupid Girls.”
ellaminnowpea | May 2, 2006 at 8:47 pm
@45….apparently it’s her theme song…..
Digypoke | May 2, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Linsay is a false brunette and I love it!
She’s a freaky brunette…
http://www.lezlife.com
krisdylee | May 2, 2006 at 9:15 pm
I wish I could break my foot kicking that bitch in the clit.
ellaminnowpea | May 2, 2006 at 9:20 pm
…at which time her anorexia weakened pubic bone would shatter into a Million Little Pieces…we’d never see a South Park episode of her minge taking her hostage…it appears to be getting too much action!
CruisingForCock | May 2, 2006 at 9:20 pm
48 I bet she would enjoy that. And you’d get the herpes on your foot.
39 why, why would you do that?