Lindsay Lohan recently slipped in the shower and broke her foot before a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. She was there to promote her new movie Just My Luck and, despite having a broken foot, put on a show for the reporters by dropping to the floor and doing 12 pushups.
“I was coming out of the shower yesterday morning and I slipped,” says the actress, who’s sporting a wrapped ankle and foot, a navy Chanel dress, black leggings and flats. “I have a hairline fracture in my foot. I can’t wear heels though. That’s the bad thing.”
“This is one thing that I always do and people think I’m a little crazy. I just drop and do pushups,” she confesses. “I’m always doing pushups. My friends can vouch for me because they said I had really skinny arms. And my brother used to make fun of me because I couldn’t do pushups.”
Looks like we’ve got the next Naomi Campbell in the works. She’s already got the confrontational attitude down, all she needs to do now is build enough upper body strength to break through walls and rip assistants in half. I read somewhere that Naomi Campbell once did 800 pushups straight and then arm wreslted a bear but was disqualified when she tore the bear’s arm off in a fit of anger. True story.
#20 Akapee, that was agood one, did somebody help you with that one or did you thinks that up all by yourself?
It made me want to piss down your throat…AKA-pee down your throat
#34 Italian Stallion, you are a close friend of Tom Cruise. And just like your friend you love da dick. Otherwise, why will you be called Stallion?
#34 Italian Stallion, you are a close friend of Tom Cruise. And just like your friend you love da dick. Otherwise, why will you be called Stallion?
#36 your not even worth it, those have to be some of the fucking worse comebacks of all time. You make me sad that your alive……
P.S. You should be banned from this site for having “Stupid Fucking Comeback Syndrome”
Sounds more like a publicity stunt for the movie. What are the odds that she breaks her foot before her movie about her having “shitty luck” comes out. I smell some bullshit here.
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease’s growing, it’s epidemic
I’m scared that there ain’t a cure
The world believes it and I’m going crazy
I cannot take any more
I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That’s what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
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Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
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Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
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Pfft. Showing off the silicon, no doubt.
I don’t know who she was fucking when she fell out of the shower, but I do know that everything that happens to Lindsay Lohan is directly related to her being a whore.
Agreed #40, I wonder WHAT she was doing that could have caused a fractured foot though. Something …anal?
Pink sucks, but the song is kinda funny. I think this broad purposely hurts herself so she can continue to take her “legal pharmaceuticals”. She’s gonna end up like that Taradise lush, what’s her name? What a pity, because she was hot a few years ago.
#10 you have way to much fucking time on your hands. Jesus Christ, write a comment not a damn book!!
I’D HIT IT!
JESUS CHRIST — BAN LAMEBANANAS!! I believe she crossed the line into “promotional” with her third posting of the lyrics to “Stupid Girls.”
@45….apparently it’s her theme song…..
Linsay is a false brunette and I love it!
She’s a freaky brunette…
http://www.lezlife.com
I wish I could break my foot kicking that bitch in the clit.
…at which time her anorexia weakened pubic bone would shatter into a Million Little Pieces…we’d never see a South Park episode of her minge taking her hostage…it appears to be getting too much action!
48 I bet she would enjoy that. And you’d get the herpes on your foot.
39 why, why would you do that?
Is this woman in the WWE now?
Sorry I didn’t catch that edition of Playboy.
BTWUII
HOLY SHIT Akabee (10) and Lambananas (39). Take a valium. No one can read shit that long. Tolstoy writes shorter novels. Christ almighty
whats all this talk about clit kicking? i think you mean clit licking. that’s much more enjoyable for both people involved
you’re such a side-hog
Die lambanana die.
Is it coincidence that J. edgar hoover, Joseph McCarthy and Eddie Murphy all died today? Oh wait, Eddie was just caught trying to fuck a transvestite, my bad. May they all rot in hell anyway.
die la-ba die. die la-ba die. die la-ba die.
You see, lambananas, the reason I am writing this is because I don’t like your posts. Figured I’d better spell it out for you, as your “brain” is a retarded one-celled organism. Anyone who copies something from another website and posts it in every thread goes on my list of All Time, Sub-Specia-fied, Fecally Orientated, Syphallitic Come Guzzling, British Pop Music Listening, Paris and Lindsay Clowns. Surprisingly, you are the only “person” on that list. I would like it if your vagina dried up, beef-jerky like, and was eaten by wild dogs. Should you be male, apply similar notions to your oddly shaped penis. I would enjoy a jellyfish being stuck to your head. The idea of you being chain-whipped by the Hells Angels delights me. In short, my delightful little fucktard, please refrain from copying someone elses work, or even breathing. Please, feel free to ask for clarification, should I have not been clear enough.
you cunt.
I think Lindsay’s an awesome actress..and Ive seen the previews for her new movie Just My Luck, and I think its going to be a box office hit. You ppl always have to speak such crude things, when its obvious the biggest problem is that all of you are jealous of successful ppl…its real sad that all of your lives are so far down the shitter, you have to lash out on successful celebrities like Lindsay & Tom Cruise..get over your jealousy already..accept your trailer trash life..I guarantee that once you all do that you will finally find some peace…
Sherry-co, I can smell your greasy cunt from here.
Define “successful ppl”? Jealousy & Success are not words reserved for a poorly raised ‘whore-let’ who openly does drugs, has multiple wardrobe ‘mishaps’, wears no underwear in front of children, etc. This is a train wreck waiting to happen…and we’ve got a front row seat to watch both Lindsay and asswipe Cruise go right down the ‘shitter’….I don’t normally use that word…I thought it was more of a word used by trailer trash type ppl.
I enjoy knowing peace…the kind of peace that comes from knowing that my children were raised with stable parents, good educations and the ability to know the difference between right and wrong.
Money can’t by happiness, love or class…..
…it does, however, purchase lots of booze, blow & hookers……..
You mean “buy” happiness….You all cant be so naive to think you can believe everything you read…no wait…the level of maturity in this room would indicate that you all are about at the same maturity level that would believe all what you read…losers!
thank you for the correction – you are correct – I don’t believe everything I read, but the pictures are worth a thousand words!
Sherry-cunt:
I am going to put this in all caps so you can get it through your empty, celeb cunt-licking mongoloid head: NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF LINDSAY HOHAN! Let’s review just what there is to be jealous of: she’s doing blow and getting wasted at clubs, hanging out w/Paris Hilton and the other assorted Hollywood STD factories, fucking men old enough to be her jailbird daddy, making shitty movies, and just generally shoving her attention-whore ass into the spotlight at every opportunity. I am sure that we are all happy with our “pathetic lives”, at least we aren’t posting on boards defending these shallow wastes of life. Why don’t you get back to fingering yourself to your posters of Tom Cruise, Hohan and L. Ron Child Molester, and dream of one day meeting them in person so you can get down on your knees and lick their rotting, STD-ridden asses and truly becoming their bitch. I hate you, you pile of steaming horse shit. Do us all a favor and go kill yourself NOW.
Sherry-cunt:
Kill yourself now. Xenu commands it. So does Tom Cruise. Now get on it!
Ive already met Tom Cruise…many times…I actually work at the Celebrity Centere..and there is nothing that Lindsay is doing that any 19 y/o isnt doing, only difference is she’s in the public eye…so why dont you go fill your fat cake hole up with something…anything…just shut the hell up…another stupid SF poster who believes everything she reads…how lame are you..and everyone else who believes the crap they read on here…you dont know Lindsay…so to say any of things you are, is no more then gossip and rumors…what a waste of oxygen..
heres a reason you kids should stay away from drugs. dont be this gurl.
and attn sherry-ho: get on with your life at a website that worships celebrities. you obviously cant read and comprehend it. ask your mommy and daddy what superficial means and it should all make sense. and youre the loser sitting on some highchair on a site like this. please keep posting so more people can cyber assault you. it will be more entertaining then the “news” weve been reading.
too funny…cyber assault…that has got to be the most entertaining thus far…too damn funny…
tsarinaamanda is officially on my “superficial girls i love” list.
I <3 Tsar Amanda. You go girl.
I found Edna and Sherry sharing a website online. It’s REALLY hot… Edna’s in red stockings and Sherry’s in a black garter. http://fat-girls.tv/fi/ (NSFW)
Sherry, that’s one hot tat on your left boob. HOT HOT HOT
Hey # 10, I’m in public relations, too. I’m not even gonna touch the Lohan mess,
Come on, we all know we wish we were only able to blow the same shit that bitch does.
Even bad press is good press, it says so in the bible.
First, she needs to be tattooed to remind her to “breathe”, and now she breaks a bone while showering.
What a window-licker!
Is it just me or she always hurting herself?!
I’ve been throwing around the idea for a TV special – maybe Fox would air it, they seem to air just about anything – called ‘When Cunts Fall’.
I scrapped the idea because it seems like the only bitch that falls is Lindsey Lohan. And I don’t know if ANYONE can handle a half hour of watching her fall over and over again. I think it’d be maddening – like watching Titanic. You know what’s going to happen next, but you’re powerless to stop it.
ARE THERE ANY OTHER CELEBRITIES IN THE WORLD?
ALL YOU WRITE ABOUT IS LOHAN THE LOSER AND PARIS THE SLUT.
PLEASE WORK HARDER AND WRITE ABOUT TRUE CELEBRITIES.
Oh, and LLLTC and C
Hag.
^5 #55, and Lamie, dear, please pirate, download, shoplift or buy another CD, there is OTHER music out there…and we all know that La Lowdown hurt her foot when Valyermama’s overestimated man-meat slipped out of her overused hole and she tripped over it…
#35 – He’s called that because he’s got a hell of a mane of hair. Grab hold and ride, baby, ride.
#37 – Does Windex or KY (Kill Yourself) cure SFCS?
#76 Windex may work, I was thinking more of chopping off fingers so they can’t type anymore, but like I said windex might work…….
In all honesty Stallion, chopping off fingers only works if you drive the point home by ramming them down that person’s throat. Bon appetit.
Sherry_cocksucker grup up!!!! what are you like 8?????
first try to finish elementary before posting any more stupidities!
btw I guess I’d rather die than be somewhat like Lindsay LoWhore or Tom Cruise eventhoug I think Cruise is less an moron than LowHore at least he doesn’t has his brain fully loaded with coke and his vagina fully loaded with fez sperm!!!!
* a moron not an moron type mistake lol
#64, Sheri,
Lets be real here. Lindsey is 19 and on a good day looks like a rough 30. You can claim that nothing anybody reads about her is true, but you don’t get that hagged out at 19 unless you’re doing some heavy drugs, heavy partying and generally just not taking care of yourself. There are coke addicted strippers that look freasher than she does. So as far as you trying to put all the rumors to rest don’t bother. They have to at least have a basis in truth, if everything was just made up then you would be reading the same crap about Natalie Portman, and all the other young female stars. Oh no, Lindsey has earned her rep the old fashioned way, with her mouth, her nose, her liver and on her back.
OH. MY. GOD… sherry-co has met TOM CRUISE on SEVERAL occasions… guys, we have a CELEBRITY in our midst. Sherry-co, let me be the FIRST to say, the next time your see TOM in the Scientology hallway, tell him I said I hate his fucking guts, I think he’s a moronic faggot suffering from Short-Man disease, the major symptom being overachievement, and the cure we are all in favour of is his untimely death. Oh, and tell him TCLTC.
wow! narcotic analgesics are turning her into quite the athletic girl. percocet really DOES help you work through the pain, no?