In case the pictures weren’t good enough, here’s video of Lindsay Lohan in her most recent blue bikini. Most of it is just Lindsay walking around, but the last 1/4 of the video features her doing some boxing in a bikini with her trainer. Which has me convinced she has absolutely no idea what constitutes appropriate clothing anymore. Picture the least likely thing you’d expect somebody to wear in a situation and that’s what Lindsay would be wearing. She’d show up to a funeral in jean cutoffs or attend church in a giant hippopotamus costume.
Italian Stallion | August 7, 2006 at 10:01 am
Are we supposed to be surprised about this?
Italian Stallion | August 7, 2006 at 10:02 am
It would be funnier if she boxed in some boxers……………………
Italian Stallion | August 7, 2006 at 10:04 am
Or if she was bit by a boxer………..
Italian Stallion | August 7, 2006 at 10:05 am
Hello, Hello, Hello, is there anybody out there, just nod if you can hear me…………….
rudesauce | August 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
(nod)
docta | August 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
haha she’s such an idiot.
Jacq | August 7, 2006 at 10:06 am
If you’re all coked out, I’m sure it makes perfect sense.
sharkbite | August 7, 2006 at 10:10 am
Holy god, the woman exercises?! Then again, I use that term loosely.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
januaryanne | August 7, 2006 at 10:10 am
i have grown tired of saying these terrible things.
see yous guys.
bafongu | August 7, 2006 at 10:15 am
What’s disturbing is the sound of a thousand camera shutters going off each time she walks around. Talk about needing to get a life, those camera maggots are pathetic. There’s a million girls in high school better looking that Hohan anyway.
alaskanchicsickle | August 7, 2006 at 10:17 am
I would much rather see Matthew McCaughney naked and playing his bongos.
Susana | August 7, 2006 at 10:17 am
look guys even being Brazilian I have never seen something like that. She is too full of herself and think she has a great body. Come over dear and I show u some great bodies. U are very classy! :-/
DrDanny | August 7, 2006 at 10:21 am
This girl is a waste of space. Opie Taylor with tits. I predict an OD soon, maybe smack or red wine & ‘ludes….
ImSuicidal | August 7, 2006 at 10:23 am
♫ Oh Susana, don’t you cry for me….. ♪
Brazilian chicks are HOT!!!
Pat | August 7, 2006 at 10:29 am
Everytime I think I’m sick of Lindsay Lohan, something like this happens that makes me love to hate her again.
jrzmommy | August 7, 2006 at 10:36 am
Perhaps it’s the combination of the cold medicine I’m on and it’s a Monday morning, but, did Lindsay Lohan’s hands turn into two giant red round things?
stevie is a girls name | August 7, 2006 at 10:42 am
Shes starting to look a little strange and thin again, but with big boobs this time. I think shes got the right idea by “boxing” maybe it will put some muscle on those bones.
BarbadoSlim | August 7, 2006 at 10:42 am
This broad is classy,
in a ten gallon jug of wine sort of way.
snang | August 7, 2006 at 10:47 am
I actually think she looks nice in this one.
Nedra93 | August 7, 2006 at 10:51 am
I would hit it.
(comon… sarcasm)
Seriously, I would…
RichPort | August 7, 2006 at 10:52 am
I’d like to punch her in the tit, without gloves, and see coke come out of her nose… you know, like when you squeeze a bottle of baby powder.
whodatiz | August 7, 2006 at 11:02 am
Who Datiz
Long-time reader, fourth time writer….
Youd’d think with all the time she spends in bikinis she’d be more than colgate pastey white.
Brak | August 7, 2006 at 11:05 am
Nice body.
… just kidding.
sweetcheeks | August 7, 2006 at 11:07 am
Million Dollar Chucky?
clarknova | August 7, 2006 at 11:11 am
The way she turns around after she’s done and looks at the paparazzi like saying “you see me? I can be tough! Bitches!”
Haaahaaaahaaaaa!
clarknova | August 7, 2006 at 11:12 am
#24 ROFL
Donino | August 7, 2006 at 11:17 am
What WHAT WHAT!! Have you all gone mad? This isn’t news, is it? What’s the next exclusive? Hollywood Spoiled Brat Wears Innapropriate Clothing (on Her Own Balcony)?
Enough “scoops” with Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, this site needs to get back to what its good at. And that’s not posting dull pics of the duller Lohan.
twzzlrgirl | August 7, 2006 at 11:17 am
O.k., first of all, that’s not boxing. I could punch back and forth like that in a coma. Secondly, why does someone yell “thanks Lyndsay” after the “exercise” session?
Finally, watch her walk around — her left arm has a mind of it’s own. Seriously. It’s freaky. Take a look…
Tanor | August 7, 2006 at 11:20 am
TheSuperficial should do a spin off site called “The Wacky Adventures of Lohan”.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
docweasel | August 7, 2006 at 11:20 am
I have to disagree. Every reputable pr0n female boxing site I’ve ever looked at (and there have been oh so many) has at least had the models START in bikini, then go from there. Maybe she ended the bout nekkid, which would be totally appropriate. Don’t be so quick to judge another’s sartorial choices.
pinky_nip | August 7, 2006 at 11:27 am
She’d be the only boxer in the history of the sport to be knocked out while shadow boxing.
PapaHotNuts | August 7, 2006 at 11:34 am
I heard she was boxing Mike Tyson, and he bit her ear just like he did to Evander Holyfiend. She understood that to be foreplay, and fucked Mike Tyson into a 3rd knockout.
ToiletDuck | August 7, 2006 at 11:41 am
Maybe it’s just a gimmick for a new strip show she’s putting on – after she knocks out her opponent she picks up quarters with her snatch…
My Penis Has A First Name, It's B-O-N-K-R | August 7, 2006 at 11:48 am
I would put Bonkr right in that and nut on her freckles.
Grobpilot | August 7, 2006 at 11:50 am
It would probably be amusing to punch out her tits like the parking lot scene in “Kingpin”.
BarbadoSlim | August 7, 2006 at 11:51 am
After watching her spar, I KNOW I CAN TAKE HER!!
you reading this Lohan? you ain’t nothin’ YEAH, ME AND YOU, no gloves, street rules.
On HBO
Lohan “big red coke machine” Lohan vs. Barbado “the mankini kid” Slim
THE FIRECROTCHENING!!!!
AmandatheWonderful | August 7, 2006 at 11:53 am
#18-put a couple of pieces of white bread slathered in butter and garlic, a can of spaghettios, and some nice little emergency candles with that, and you have yourself quite the high-end Italian dinner. Mmmmm nothing says love like Chef Boyardee
Anyway, would it be considered sexual harassment if that trainer guy shoved both of those boxing gloves up her ass, then proceeded to slam the puss til they popped out again? It’d be like ben-was, only bigger, with giant thumb-like appendages, for her pleasure of course. Yeah, I’d watch some of that.
P.S. Coke isn’t so bad people. I’ve been known to do some blow, give a blow, then go blow a horn in a closet from the sheer joy of it all. But that’s just me.
Do Freebird | August 7, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Let’s be honest….I’d hit it in a moment, and how could any REAL manly kind of man say anything else.
C’mon who would you rather see? Ms. sugar tits herself or Lance Bass?
Face it, the woman’s an exhibitionist. Soon it’ll be a thong bikini, then topless thong, on to thongless, then she’ll shave all her body hair, wax her head like a cue ball and leave us with only massive patches of freckles, after that who knows?
While we’re at it has anyone else noticed that Mom Lohan is so close to her spawn that she DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD THE FRUIT OF HER LOINS IS? In her “my kid can do anything she wants because she’s a star” interview, the hag said it was too much pressure for a 19 year old, which is nice except the queen of bikini’s is 20.
Do it Sugar Tits do it. You’re like a real live version of the Man Show. All you need is the trampoline.
Adult Underoos | August 7, 2006 at 12:14 pm
i can’t believe she is wearing the same bathing suit! isn’t she required to burn each one after wearing? firecrotch firecrotch!
krisdylee | August 7, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I hate her choice of bikinis.
And I would take much joy in pounding all the coke-infused snot out of her ugly face..
brandybuggz | August 7, 2006 at 12:51 pm
how many times does she have to look down at her boobies? that’s why she wears bikinis–so she can keep track of her boobies and make sure they aren’t doing anything bad.
polypam | August 7, 2006 at 12:54 pm
It’s so funny how you can hear all of the paparazzi cameras clicking throughout the video…sounds like there must have been at least 50 camera guys on the beach surrounding her bungalo. Which sort of sucks for Lindsay, but I kind of hate her so instead of “sucks” insert HILARIOUS.
Spindoc | August 7, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Actually she was wearing a full pair of pants but they got sucked into her gaping vag and all that was left were the panties.
Glossed Over | August 7, 2006 at 1:11 pm
There’s not much evidence that she actually owns any clothing other than bikinis. Most likely she’d sport a skimpy black two-piece to a funeral.
http://glossedover.com
andrewthezeppo | August 7, 2006 at 1:12 pm
at least she wore the blue one, which I’m pretty sure had the most positive response of her vast array of bikinis. and not that “nude” one *shudders*
Keep the crazy coming Lindsay, I still love you!
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 7, 2006 at 1:16 pm
She delusionally believes trouncing around in all these bikinis turns guys on. In all actuality, whenever a guy gets close to her and her lack of clothing, all they can get is turned off. Between the astonishment at the extent of her freckling, and the realization that Brandon Davis was right in likening her smell to shit, their penises invert.
Doc | August 7, 2006 at 1:46 pm
this video has a scary stalker quality to it… I love it… haha
techiedude | August 7, 2006 at 2:25 pm
She has no shape to her what so ever. Well that’s a lie. She has the shape that of a 2 x 4. No curves at all.
Oh and she’s a skank.
IFuckingHateYou | August 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
What an ugly, skeezy cunt. She needs to be knocked out and only because it’s still illegal to kill people.
And for all you stupid fuckers that say she’s hot, you must be pedophiles that like to shove water ballons down the shirt of the little boy that you are raping at the time.
Ugly, no-talent, freckled, skeezy, skanky fucking whore.
energy_guru | August 7, 2006 at 3:18 pm
You have to appreciate her. She is singled handedly trying to make the bikini the only item of fashion that women ever need to wear. I completely respect that and hope she succeeds in her quest.