Lindsay Lohan & Booze: An Affair for the Ages

The Superficial / June 5, 2009

Lindsay Lohan got drunk off her ass at the Cuckoo Club in London last night. Remember when she was in rehab and trying not to drink? Neither does she. Now, who wants to be Lindsay’s lesbian lover for the night who she won’t reciprocate oral sex with because she’s basically trying to piss her dad off and would honestly kill for a penis right now? Ladies?

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