Lindsay Lohan & Booze: An Affair for the Ages

June 5th, 2009 // 46 Comments

Lindsay Lohan got drunk off her ass at the Cuckoo Club in London last night. Remember when she was in rehab and trying not to drink? Neither does she. Now, who wants to be Lindsay’s lesbian lover for the night who she won’t reciprocate oral sex with because she’s basically trying to piss her dad off and would honestly kill for a penis right now? Ladies?

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Comments (46)

  1. havoc | June 5, 2009 at 11:58 am

    Damn, she’s looking pretty rough. Beyond her years.

    Pass….

    .

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  2. PoisonIvyLeague | June 5, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Her face is looking like a leather couch in a strip club.

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  3. RichPort's Ghost | June 5, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Vivid Video is going to call her any day now…

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  4. Sportsdvl | June 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    she doesn’t have the acting skills that Vivid Video would require.

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  5. Funeral Guy | June 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    In two years she’ll be a barfly in some dumpy bar in the San Fernando Valley trying to pick up any guy that will have her. Dirty nails, bad skin, slurring and stumbling around the bar. “Hey, buddy, I ushed to be an…an…actress…yeah and I was good too.” Pathetic.

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  6. Zanna | June 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    What is with the goddamned leggins all the time?!?

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  7. Arthur Kade's Ballbag | June 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Even though my owner is on an amazing journey, I would still take the time out to bone her. The drunker the better.

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  8. tmi | June 5, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    I would not like to smell the crotch of her leggings.

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  9. Lindsay | June 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    (lurches) “‘When Semen Met Freckles’ that’s the title?” (hiccups) “Sure, great, I’ll do it, it’s like a remake of that Hairy Sally movie thing right?” (burp-vomits)

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  10. Samantha R. | June 5, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    You can get drunk and high on her discharge.

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  11. Ella | June 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    And yet, who is worse than Lindsay? Her mother. How can they see their child basically hit rock bottom, and not step in and try to save her? It’s repulsive how little they obviously care about her.

    I don’t count her father as a problem, only because as much as he does run his mouth off about her, at least he does care enough. If he didn’t care for her, why would he even bother. Her mother meanwhile, hasn’t said a peep about her in a year. Such a disgrace.

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  12. Mike Nait | June 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I would never go near that freckled puss fire crotch if you paid me. Especially not after licking Samantha Ronson’s dirty ass. I bet her pussy stinks. I bet its disgusting. The thought of going anywhere near her dirty infected stinky pussy ass makes me want to vomit. Could she have any more freckles. It’s disgusting. EWWWWWW. She should pay to have each one of those 2 million freckles removed. Even the ones inside her ass and pussy. Ewwwwww.

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  13. Delgo | June 5, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Dina?
    I used to love her, but I’ve since moved on to Katy Perry’s big thus (t9)

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  14. Matthew | June 5, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    HOHAN is at it again!

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  15. Christina | June 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Lindsay’s my type of girl. Slutty and drunk. Kind of like myself!

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  16. Sport | June 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Scabby trailer trash.

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  17. Doc | June 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    She is not going to age well. Poor misguided celebrity.

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  18. mamamiasweetpeaches | June 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Pic 4 and 5 are absolutely RANCID!

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  19. JPRichardson | June 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    She makes funny faces when drunk.

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  20. Sher | June 5, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    @ 10. EWWWWWWWWWWWW LMAO HAHAHAHA

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  21. herbiefrog | June 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    hey babe…

    maybe [while you are here] you should visit
    so that we could talk…

    no idea how to make that happen
    not going to publish phone numer
    maybe just listen ?

    [we love having fun too...]
    [...but noone knows whowe are]
    [...and we almost never go out]
    [...so we can do whatever we want]

    maybe we’ll try to send you a dm ?

    take care
    luv u )

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  22. dirk | June 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Does this girl ever wash her hands? Nasty. Just nasty.

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  23. galwaygirl | June 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    So the girl went out partying? So what? In LONDON? Everyone gets schmackered there. Give her a break–she doesn’t even look that bad (for being housed…)

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  24. Max Planck | June 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Smokers suck.

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  25. Tad Bit Tipsy | June 5, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    I know crack whores that look better than that!

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  26. what? | June 5, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    This leather faced CUNT is going to look older than her skank mother if she keeps up the fast life. Can you say career suicide?

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  27. Pablo | June 5, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    She’s gonna end up looking like a cross between Erin Moran and Aunt Bee.

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  28. Joey Heatherton | June 5, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    You’ve done well grasshopper

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  29. juniper | June 5, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    she looks like judy garland did in her 40s.

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  30. angel | June 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Third picture shows her finger which has all the cuts of a bulimic

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  31. Christina | June 5, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Ah come off it, she’s got a really nice figure and her face is pretty! She doesn’t even look bad for being drunk and she doesn’t even look that drunk!

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  32. ROUGH daddy mvp | June 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Hottest quote i ever heard from Lilo: “I dont drink asshole”! precious!

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  33. gerard vandenberg | June 5, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    DAMN, is she still alive, folks?

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  34. California Red | June 5, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Dinah looks good for her age.

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  35. JustJess | June 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Ya know – I know it seems like Lindsey Lohan has been around forever – but honestly – she is really only 22. People forget what 22 was like – I sure as hell don’t – it was a few years back – but who we are at 22 sure as shit isn’t who we usually are at 30 or 35.

    She’ll either die or be totally turned off by her “now” lifestyle by 30. Living under a microscope picks out what most normal people hide – and most of us – if you think about it – were not much better than Lindsey…

    Just sayin…

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  36. Hilsy | June 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Pic 4 … she is looking rather British…

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  37. Lisa | June 5, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    she has disgusting yellow ear wax!

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  38. Sardonic | June 5, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Pic 4 will work well for the cover of her posthumous biography to be released in bookstores just in time for Christmas.

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  39. Ringo | June 5, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    if I pull the green string will the meat curtains close?

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  40. David55 | June 6, 2009 at 4:33 am

    OH! NICE!
    I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site!

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  41. David55 | June 6, 2009 at 4:33 am

    OH! NICE!
    I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site!

    Reply
  42. Rhialto | June 7, 2009 at 11:26 am

    She’s still young but i’ve an idea how she’s going to look like in the near future.

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  43. pcaires224 | June 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    What a train wreck shes becoming

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  44. luckynumber8 | June 8, 2009 at 2:19 am

    All those critical commentators are living vicariously (and viciously) through LiLo. To criticize a girl because she has freckles is just ignorant. and to add obscene remarks into the mix is just a reflection on what a disgusting mind the commentator has. She has beautiful bone sturcture.. she will age well even if she does get too much sun or smokes a bit. Besides, she has accomplished more in her short life so far than any of you loosers ever will. Who gives a shit if she drinks or smokes? Who the hell are you to judge ANYONE… a celebrity or not? If ever met her in person you wouldn’t have the balls to say a single one of those horrid remarks to her face. And, you would most definately want to be with her in some way shape or form. But unlucky you, you will never have the chance. You all may just be a bunch of homophobes who love to watch girl/girl porn but loathe the reality of bi or homo sexuality. IGNORANCE. What you see in pubic figures is usually what is inside of you… What a bunch of loosers these commentators are, with the exception of the very few sensitive. Leave the girl alone. You are sick and twisted and sadistic. Go fuck YOURSELVES.

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  45. Melanie | June 8, 2009 at 4:40 am

    wow… have you seen that??? She just looks like Samantha in the 4th picture!! that’s crazy…

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  46. digital camera memory cards | April 30, 2010 at 5:17 am

    Living under a microscope which picks up the most ordinary people – to hide and most of us – if you do not think about it – was much better than Lindsey …

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