Lindsay Lohan & Booze: An affair for the ages

April 22nd, 2008 // 67 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and the sauce have been mildly flirting since she got out of rehab. But now things have heated up and these two are definitely hooking up. Are they back together? Will their love stand the test of time? NY Daily News has the details of the sultry couple’s public affection at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone which, coincidentally, is where the pics I included were taken:

At least two witnesses watched her consume vodka cocktails until she appeared to become drowsy and left at about 4 a.m.
“She was chain-smoking all night,” says a spy. “Her eyes were a little glassy and she was holding her head in her hands, but she left on her own two feet.”

Aw, now that’s the Lindsay Lohan America fell in sloppy drunk love with. And, like my grandfather always said, “If you truly love something, you’ve got to down a shitload of it until your grandmother finds out. Then you blame the Alzheimer’s and pray to God she doesn’t try to sex you up.” Words to live by, people. Words to live by…

Photos: Getty Images

  1. nini

    She has really ugly / yellow teeth !!
    Gross… crack whore face….. so sad hahaha

  2. Quinn

    her face looks odd in these pics… Like the run down slut that she is.
    her and I know what the 2 fingers mean *winkwink* hohan, inside joke, deep inside joke.
    Aging?? stop the “in yo face britts” you losers. Who the fck do you think invented the Enlish language? it’s embarrassing.

  3. annaki

    Hey! New Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape! Really worth seeing!
    http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Lindsay_Lohan_Sex_Tape

  4. monkeyfightclub

    the more fucked up she gets the more attracted I become.

  5. Quinn

    see I even misspelled “English”
    I rest my case… and God blessed Texas! y’all

  6. NY Ted

    Yepperie folks….that’s what happens when you realize that YOUR CAREER IS OVER!

    She’ll drink herself to death now!

    Bottoms up!

    Livin’ the good ole Irish way!

    hic, hic, hic!

  7. Chupacabra

    HEY LINDSAY, WHERE IS YOUR LEGGINGS LINE? DID THAT FALL-THROUGH, TOO!?

    IF YOU CAN’T EVEN DESIGN YOUR DAMN LEGGINGS (loser), THEN OF COURSE IT’S TIME TO HIT THE BOTTLE AGAIN. NOTHING IS WORKING FOR YOU. GO BACK TO WHITE SKIN AND THE RED HAIR THAT NATURALLY COMES OUT OF YOUR FRECKLED ASS.

  8. titsonsnack

    Bitch looks rough. I’m sorry but my mom looks younger than this bitch.

  9. BoboTed

    Being a loser drunk and coke whore will age you quite a bit, as evidenced in these pictures. God, this chick will look like Medusa if she makes it to 40. Let’s all hope she doesn’t live that long.

  10. LYNNNN

    I belive she will be dead in five years, most likely self-induced.

  11. asscrack

    drugs + low self esteem = leather bag YOUCH!!!

  12. annie

    ohmyfg, she looks horrible. i mean…just look at that mug. I think I’m about to puke.

  13. Alex

    Uh, hello, Lindsay Lohan was NEVER sober. Never. She was photographed drinking beer during her rehab job at a grocery store, had people smuggle in drugs for her and failed a cocaine test there, got caught having sex in the bathroom, was spotted drinking at the local bars, etc.

    This girl is a pathological liar just like her whore of a mother, who by the way is known for banging married men and pissing off people in hometown. And Dina was NEVER a Rockette like she claims. This whole family is sooooo fucked in the head.

  14. Frybread

    It’s unbelievalbe that this hot mess is only 22 years old. She looks like a drunken 40-year-old bar hag with a mean sun burn.

  15. Janis

    It’s a shame. She spent a long time at the Cirque Lodge, and apparently none of it ‘took.’ I’m really surprised that she doesn’t GET IT that you cannot hang around the same substance-abusing friends (ex. that Ronson creature) , clubs, and parties and expect to stay sober.

    Lindsay is a sad, sad girl. She’s only 21 and is apparently not going to have a very long life. Alcoholism is a vicious disease, but she appears to have a particularly virulent form. Her parents should stop giving tv interviews and pushing the younger sister into showbiz and stop Lindsay’s attempts at chronic suicide.

  16. gloe

    que chido lindsay esta super guapa

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