Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister’s breasts

August 13th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos:

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

“Til next time”? Christ, there’s going to be more?! Excuse me for a second. I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB! :)


  1. joho777

    ” Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.”

    Right. But Dina apparently had no problem in May 2004 when a mostly flat-chested 17-year-old Lindsay got herself a monster pair of implants.

    What a phony.

    And does anyone remember the incoherant letter that Lindsay wrote on the occasion of Robert Altman’s death a year or so ago. Since Lindsay bailed from high-school in the middle of her sophomore year, her lack of writing skills were to be expected.

    That blog certainly DOESN’T look like Lindsay’s real work. I wonder who wrote it, one of her PR people?

    Or some fake?

  2. amy

    so she’s 14 right?

    wow. she looks…not 14. and not cause of boobs.

    *trying real hard to not talk negative about a ‘kid’.

  3. ann

    Anybody who has a daughter that age knows that boobs can come out of nowhere overnight!

  4. Your Mom

    Why does anyone allow her near a keyboard? The only thing that gets accomplished by Lindsay Lohan writing is we’re all reminded of what a useless, no talent, uneducated sack of shit she is. As if we needed a reminder to begin with.

  5. Lon

    Wow. Lindsay’s writing skills are on a par with her singing and acting. If the skank actually had to work for a living, she’d be fucked.

  6. herbiefrog

    …are we nearly done yet ?

    that was it… really

    living lohan ?

    really ?

  7. gobats

    shes wearing a tight shirt, of coarse her tits are gonna look great, you people are retarded

  8. Katie

    you know, there is such a thing as puberty…

  9. joe m

    Hey you perverts. Stop staring at the chest of a 14 year old.
    Ali is going through puberty.
    Yes,Ali’s dad spent time in prison.
    George Bush was never was imprisoned.
    Which one killed over 100,000 people in a silly war?
    Who is the bigger criminal?

  10. Daisy Rapp

    Ali is OBISOLSY wearing a push up bra.But anyway , compare her body to L at the time.And if you see Livin Lohan on E!you’ll notice yes em-better than her sister.

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  12. Pedophile? Uhh that’s when you like children, not adolescents, Lilo

  13. Papa

    “I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB! :)” – yes please do… -
    she was having a good point :
    “i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.”

  14. Repoman

    Thinking a 14 year-old is hot is not pedophilic.

  15. melanie

    boring, i could not even get through her whole blogg. i really dont give a fuck cuz i am going to the casino and if their fake then so what if there real i dont give a crap either. omg i just saw a commercial for miley rae cyris FUckin ANNoying chick god i cant stand her. i loved mean girls and i wish lindsy lohan would just forgive herself and come back because i cant stand miley and she is a freak. lindsay stop acting so pathetic and remember who you are. whats your deal ,get over it. we will forgive you lay low for entire year stop being gay and then come back with a huge block buster the girl that you are.

  16. melanie

    do something with substance not a stripper movie . one where you can totally express your talent. like where you are powered with acting where we can’t even notice how beautiful you are. it breaks my heart to see how lost you have become.

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